The Eleven Commandments of CL Posting

[bomerrang]

(1) Never post any information about yourself, except for perhaps your age (lie about this -- shaving off ten, or even twenty years is acceptable).

 

(2) Never post or send your pics -- you're discreet, right?

 

(3) Make very specific, even unreasonable, demands about the type of guy you're interested in.

 

(4) Preemptively reject anyone not satisfying your demands, rudely if possible. Always maintain a tone of hostile superiority.

 

(5) Demand that any replies include "full stats" and pics in the first email (ALL CAPS is best form).

 

(6) Make sure to note with disgust and disdain any races or categories that you're "not into".

 

(7) Never host.

 

(8) Feel free to include pictures taken from porn sites on the Internet that completely misrepresent your actual appearance. Other irrelevant images are also encouraged -- just don't violate rule (2).

 

(9) If asked about your penis size, report back your actual length plus 2.5 inches. On Craigslist, the average penis is 7.5" long.

 

(10) If you're broke, or just feel like making some extra cash, you can always ask for "generous". Or, as the cool kids say: "gen".

 

(11) Never reply to anyone who responds to your ad unless it is Brad Pitt, except 15 years younger and with a bigger cock.

[+ FreshFluff]

(12) After the Brad Pitt clone stands you up, post a rant about how all CL guys are shallow flakes.

[bigvalboy]

(1) Never post any information about yourself, except for perhaps your age (lie about this -- shaving off ten, or even twenty years is acceptable).

 

(2) Never post or send your pics -- you're discreet, right?

 

(3) Make very specific, even unreasonable, demands about the type of guy you're interested in.

 

(4) Preemptively reject anyone not satisfying your demands, rudely if possible. Always maintain a tone of hostile superiority.

 

(5) Demand that any replies include "full stats" and pics in the first email (ALL CAPS is best form).

 

(6) Make sure to note with disgust and disdain any races or categories that you're "not into".

 

(7) Never host.

 

(8) Feel free to include pictures taken from porn sites on the Internet that completely misrepresent your actual appearance. Other irrelevant images are also encouraged -- just don't violate rule (2).

 

(9) If asked about your penis size, report back your actual length plus 2.5 inches. On Craigslist, the average penis is 7.5" long.

 

(10) If you're broke, or just feel like making some extra cash, you can always ask for "generous". Or, as the cool kids say: "gen".

 

(11) Never reply to anyone who responds to your ad unless it is Brad Pitt, except 15 years younger and with a bigger cock.

 

Love #1 and #9.....I was never good with math anyway.