Gay wedding ettiquete

[bigguyinpasadena]

A dear friend sent this to me.thought I would share.

 

> Wedding Advice Before you go to Canada...

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> 1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each

> other at the gym.

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> 2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:

> Something bold, something flirty, Something trashy, something dirty.

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> 3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an

> open bar during the ceremony.

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> 4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating

> wedding cake because it's all carbs.

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> 5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the

> priest.

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> 6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,

> flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

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> 7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown

> in the face of a hated rival.

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> 8) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

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[Guest ncm2169]

< 5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest. >

 

LMFAO!! :+

[Rick Munroe]

>> 2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple

>should have:

>> Something bold, something flirty, Something trashy,

>something dirty.

 

No wonder I've been asked to attend so many upcoming gay weddings.

[VaHawk]

> 1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two

>grooms to see each

>> other at the gym.

 

Does this still apply if it is two brides?

 

>> 2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple

>should have:

>> Something bold, something flirty, Something trashy,

>something dirty.

 

Is that anyway to talk about the mother of the "bride"?

 

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>> 3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the

>parents to have an

>> open bar during the ceremony.

 

Just don't serve NJ vodka!! Of course open minds and open wallets are also welcome.

 

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>> 4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain

>from eating

>> wedding cake because it's all carbs.

 

Unless it's beefcake, which we all know is all protein.

 

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>> 5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have

>dated the

>> priest.

 

Or to have tongued the Mother Superior. Why do you keep leaving out the lesbians?

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>> 6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use

>glow sticks,

>> flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

 

But it's lucky if you can deep throat the limbo stick.

 

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>> 7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet

>is always thrown

>> in the face of a hated rival.

 

Well how many damn bouquets can one bride carry? She'd need at least a dozen.

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>> 8) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

 

Well ain't that typical, the bottom always gets screwed!

[OneFinger]

So, does anyone want to talk about the proper etiquete for the ring bearer? (And we won't even discuss where is rings are to be worn!!) }(

[Rick Munroe]

>> 1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two

>>grooms to see each

>>> other at the gym.

>

>Does this still apply if it is two brides?

 

No, in that case, it's bad luck to see each other at the organic cooperative market.

[Flower]

>>> 2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple

>>should have:

>>> Something bold, something flirty, Something trashy,

>>something dirty.

>

>No wonder I've been asked to attend so many upcoming gay

>weddings.

>

...ummm... you would be the BOLD hot guy :9--right? ok--maybe just a little flirty :+

[Flower]

>>> 2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple

>>should have:

>>> Something bold, something flirty, Something trashy,

>>something dirty.

>

>No wonder I've been asked to attend so many upcoming gay

>weddings.

>

...ummm... you would be the BOLD hot guy :9--right? ok--maybe just a little flirty :+