Problems dealing with Hygiene

[DavidGartner]

Hello Gentlemen,

 

I have something of an interesting matter to discuss with you today. I sometimes would love to be more passionate during my session with my important client. At times though, there Hygiene has hindered me from doing so.

 

I have had clients, more specific one in general that is a repeat client and everytime he calls to set up and appointment. I actually get scared. As funny as it may sound. I almost at one point was thinking of telling him to find another escort based on these problems I encountered. His breathe was just horrific, AND he loved to kiss, but the taste and smell just repulsed me. Another thing was that of course he was uncut and did NOT take care of it. It had a horrid smell, It disgusted me to get close to it. I did not want him to feel bad, casue thats kinda hurtful for me to tell him that during the session so I just finished it. When I got him again, I made an excuse to pleasure his dick with a cold towel ( trying to make it cleaner ) and than when he hired me this last time I just said, "ok listen if you want to be my client you have to shower and make sure everything is clean" and went on to tell him "and please make sure "it" is clean, I may be an escort but I dont expect to do something you wouldnt and i know if my dick smelt like that u wouldnt suck me" I felt mean but I tried to explain to him how I felt and he understood probably having the same problem before with others. I also made him swish with mouthwash.

 

Now what im asking is what should I do in these situations? It doesnt happen often but I would still like to know as it is a huge factor in if its "passion and hot sex" or a just "bearing through a session!"

[+ Lucky]

Well, here's a new topic! You did the right thing, David.

[+ bigjoey]

an escort told me he handles the "clean" problem but saying something like: "let's start off our session with some fun in the shower!!! i know some things that'll be hot to do!!!" he then heads for the shower, turns it on and as he pops in jestures for the client to join him and he'll do a fun 10 or 15 minutes in the shower; by the time they get to the bedroom, the client is clean in all the right places.

 

as for the times when mouth wash is necessary, he says he pours two glasses and hands one to the client and raises his to "toast" the client and says: "here's to a great time!". the client always follows his lead.

 

frankly, i do not understand any client who hires an escort and is not fully prepared for the meeting by not being clean or making sure he does not have bad breath. actually, i don't understand how a person can be that way for any social meeting even if sex is not involved.

[VaHawk]

>Another thing was that of course

>he was uncut and did NOT take care of it.

 

Why do so many uncut guys not take care of this?! I really don't care much for uncut cock unless it has a very short foreskin, as most guys that way don't have this problem. Jesus Christ, how much effort does it take to peel the old banana and soap it up when in the shower?

 

>It had a horrid

>smell, It disgusted me to get close to it. I did not want him

>to feel bad, casue thats kinda hurtful for me to tell him that

>during the session so I just finished it.

 

UGH!! My stomach is getting queasy just reading this! I agree, as I've encountered this before and there is nothing more putrid smelling that is still alive. Thank God, in my encounters I was not an escort and just walked away. Man, you really went above and beyond the call of duty. I could not have done this, even if I was getting paid big bucks.

 

> Now what im asking is what should I do in these situations?

>It doesnt happen often but I would still like to know as it is

>a huge factor in if its "passion and hot sex" or a just

>"bearing through a session!"

 

You should never just grin and bear it. I think you should just speak up. It might be embarrasing for the client, but if I was the client, I would appreciate the honesty and then take care of the situation, as I'm sure that afterwards I would have a much better time with someone who was not just "bearing through a session". I could never understand why people just don't speak up and say for example "did you know there is a big booger stuck on your shirt collar"? rather than letting you walk around grossing people out the rest of the day, embarrassing yourself even further.

[OneFinger]

>Jesus Christ, how much effort does it take to peel the old banana and soap it up when in the shower?

 

I'm not so sure that's the problem. I believe the problem stems from not pulling back the skin and DRYING the area after showering. Even clean water left in that enclosed, warm area will start growing "head cheese".

 

Soapin' up the johnson is a necessity. But you also need to dry the area and remove the moisture before parking the car in the garage. ;-)

[VaHawk]

Okay, thanks for the lumination of the problem! Being cut myself, my car is always parked outside in the sunshine, and I wasn't aware of what needed to be done.

[Guest jstlooknthx]

My one experience with this was many moons ago in my twenties. I was working at a sandwich place in Florida and there was this amazingly hot latin delivery guy who came in the mornings before we opened. Young, built, and that silky brown skin. Boy did I flirt when he showed up! One day I helped him unload in the storage room, hoping I could help him 'unload' in the storage room. I always sensed he liked the flirting, but this time he had grown a definite bulge. So after fantasizing about it for so long I finally said something. I mentioned the bulge and we both laughed. I asked of I could touch it. He let me. I told him I should suck it before he goes. He stepped into the employee changing area with me and I locked the door. My heart was pounding so hard I thought I was going to pass out. He stares at me like I'm prey he's about to kill, and then he whips it out. I HAVE NEVER SMELLED A STENCH LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! I said something about being too scared and ran out the door. Man alive! How could it reek that bad??? ;(

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

> Now what im asking is what should I do in these situations?

>It doesnt happen often but I would still like to know as it is

>a huge factor in if its "passion and hot sex" or a just

>"bearing through a session!"

 

David,

 

This is a pretty easy one...

 

When making appointments always state that you will be freshly showered with clean breath because the client deserves no less, and that you expect the same. (Also you might consider putting this in your email signature.)

 

There is nothing offensive about this request and it puts the client on notice. If he shows up unprepared then remind him that both of you need to be 'fully prepared' in order to maximize his exprience and offer him a shot of mouthwash and your shower with the opportunity for you to scrub his back.

 

If he has problems with this then he is likely to be problematic in other ways. Remind him that this was a condtion of the appointment and decline to proceed.

[+ Axiom2001]

I'm uncut; I shower each day, and when I have a date-- I always shower before and afterwards. Escorts whom I have seen and who are gorgeously uncut have always been clean, so it is amazing when someone writes generalizations about uncut men having dirty cocks/dicks/pricks or whatever you call a penis!

 

If the man whom you have been seeing hasn't washed, etc., just have him shower prior to your sucking him off or being involved with him, and that should rectify the situation. Follow the advice here with which you can live/acknowledge!!

 

The same goes for escorts and dates and some people in general who go around sporting a funky breath OR armpit ordor. I don't want to lick deoderant, however, I do want the pits to be naturally pleasing and desirous of this tongue of mine.

 

Take care of hygiene before physically imbibing in all areas! :-)

[Flower]

>I may be an escort but I dont expect to do something you wouldnt and i

>know if my dick smelt like that u wouldnt suck me"

 

I agree--you shouldn't be expected to do something clients' wouldn't do--it's simply a matter of common curtesy and mutual respect. :9

 

I read all the time here how clients are either heaping praise on the escort that makes them "feel like they are on a date" or "made me feel like his lover" or else they are bad mouthing the escort that doesn't. They can't have it both ways and IMHO should prepare for an evening with an escort just as with any other date--and the client benifits just as much if not more than the escort.

 

>I felt mean but I tried to explain to him how I felt and he

>understood probably having the same problem before with

>others. I also made him swish with mouthwash.

 

No need to feel "mean" and Good for you in standing up for yourself--and you should anytime a client or anyone else is so careless or insensitive.

 

You handled it fine, and for your tact, you shall recieve Flower's seal of approval--you lucky devil, you :+