How To Piss Off An Escort (Without Really Trying)

[MikeBauer]

I am curious about whether or not this situation would be insulting to other working guys out there.

 

I recently went to a strip club, and was chatted up by a very sexy dancer, who made it known without my even asking him, that he was available for escort work outside the club.

 

He freely let me know about all the intimate activities he was into, and seductively promised me that we could have a hot time.

 

He was definitely my type, so woohoo!

 

I told him that I had a clothing fetish: I love tight T-shirts that molded over a guy's torso, and snug pants that hugged an ass and accentuated the bulge in front.

 

He suddenly got very annoyed, and said he was not some sort of circus animal, who could be dressed up to do tricks (?!?), or some sort of plastic doll I could dress as I would a Barbie.

 

Whoa!

 

Of all the requests made to escorts, is being asked to wear form-fitting shirts and bulgy pants really the ultimate insult?

 

I didn't ask him to do anything dangerous or extreme; I just asked whether or not he had some sexy clothes he could wear, and he got extremely insulted.

 

If this (to me) gentle fetish is going to be a contentious point, I may have to think about becoming a monk, LOL!

[MikeBauer]

Woof!

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VRXigGPIjUw/TR0kJBjNGpI/AAAAAAAAELM/Ldk2SE_GfU4/s1600/hot-latin-muscle-man-shows-his-muscles-under-tight-t-shirt.jpg

[MikeBauer]

Woof, Part 2

 

http://cdn.followpics.com/show/250935010457692178_x75NY8hR_c.jpg

[MikeBauer]

http://pipa.chez.com/tom30.jpg

[MikeBauer]

Perfection!

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBe12OtCEAEKh8-.jpg:large

[LouieD]

Your stripper sounds like a nut job to me.

[+ Hoover42]

I think your response was not what he expected and he decided to lay the blame on your harmless request rather than tell you the truth. In any case, he is clearly someone to avoid.

[Steven_Draker]

Mike,

Your request is not that unusual, but I think you're confusing a strip club dancer with an escort.

[MikeBauer]

Hi, Steven.

 

Well, he told me that he was a professional escort who occasionally stripped to make extra money on the side, and as a way to make contact with new clients.

 

So if I am confused...he was the one who confused me, LOL!

 

In any case, I don't see why either a stripper, an escort, or an escort who also stripped, should take offense at my fetish.

[Irtwo]

I have often made the exact same request regarding tight fitting clothes, never had a reaction like that, Telling the escort what you want him to wear is pretty standard, I wouldn't even call it a fetish, unless it's something really unusual.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Woof, Part 2

 

http://cdn.followpics.com/show/250935010457692178_x75NY8hR_c.jpg

 

That's one bowlegged escort.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QkCbI7ZxfKM/UUi2kmaWjlI/AAAAAAAAGbw/4kiK07pKyaA/s640/tumblr_lb38ocL7NH1qc3f5go1_500.jpg

[MikeBauer]

LOL, Chris Eisenhower!

 

I was afraid that such a sexy picture and beautiful bulge were too good to be true.

 

I just posted the "bulgy" version as an example of what I wanted, in my heart of hearts, for my boy-toy to wear.

 

Grunt!

[+ poolboy48220]

I agree - that's a pretty mild request and didn't justify that response. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

[down_to_business]

That's one bowlegged escort.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QkCbI7ZxfKM/UUi2kmaWjlI/AAAAAAAAGbw/4kiK07pKyaA/s640/tumblr_lb38ocL7NH1qc3f5go1_500.jpg

 

LOL, Chris Eisenhower!

 

I was afraid that such a sexy picture and beautiful bulge were too good to be true.

 

I just posted the "bulgy" version as an example of what I wanted, in my heart of hearts, for my boy-toy to wear.

 

Grunt!

 

That's Leighton Stultz who is most famous for "winning" the reality show Seducing Cindy

 

http://vimeo.com/69112013

 

AND (if you believe this guy's ad) who is escorting in Las Vegas (No way!!!)

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=380970&scid=97200953&sp=1&pos=18&locid=1545&iid=467308

[geoffk]

maybe he didn't have any sexy clothes to wear and felt embarrassed, who knows.

[Guest countryboywny]

I told him that I had a clothing fetish: I love tight T-shirts that molded over a guy's torso, and snug pants that hugged an ass and accentuated the bulge in front.

 

He suddenly got very annoyed, and said he was not some sort of circus animal, who could be dressed up to do tricks (?!?), or some sort of plastic doll I could dress as I would a Barbie.

 

Whoa!

 

Of all the requests made to escorts, is being asked to wear form-fitting shirts and bulgy pants really the ultimate insult?/QUOTE]

 

I'm thinking you were dealing with someone with incredible mood swings... God only knows the cause!

[Steven_Draker]

You don't approach someone in person the same way you approach him by email.

 

There must be particular "codes" for that strip club.

 

The advice someone gave you not the mention the word "fetish" is a good one. You never know how a person would react to something that plain and inoffensive.

[Keenan]

I am curious about whether or not this situation would be insulting to other working guys out there.

 

I recently went to a strip club, and was chatted up by a very sexy dancer, who made it known without my even asking him, that he was available for escort work outside the club.

 

He freely let me know about all the intimate activities he was into, and seductively promised me that we could have a hot time.

 

He was definitely my type, so woohoo!

 

I told him that I had a clothing fetish: I love tight T-shirts that molded over a guy's torso, and snug pants that hugged an ass and accentuated the bulge in front.

 

He suddenly got very annoyed, and said he was not some sort of circus animal, who could be dressed up to do tricks (?!?), or some sort of plastic doll I could dress as I would a Barbie.

 

Whoa!

 

Of all the requests made to escorts, is being asked to wear form-fitting shirts and bulgy pants really the ultimate insult?

 

I didn't ask him to do anything dangerous or extreme; I just asked whether or not he had some sexy clothes he could wear, and he got extremely insulted.

 

If this (to me) gentle fetish is going to be a contentious point, I may have to think about becoming a monk, LOL!

 

As an escort myself I don't think this was an unfair request. Overall I feel the escort should go at whatever length possible to please the customer with certain limits that are discussed between the customer and the escort.

 

Keenan

[+ poolboy48220]

That's Leighton Stultz who is most famous for "winning" the reality show Seducing Cindy

 

http://vimeo.com/69112013

 

AND (if you believe this guy's ad) who is escorting in Las Vegas (No way!!!)

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=380970&scid=97200953&sp=1&pos=18&locid=1545&iid=467308

If that's really Leighton Stultz I'm on the next plane to Vegas.But it better really be him, I've studied Leighton's pictures for a long time and would detect a fake immediately.

[MikeBauer]

I appreciate everyone's contribution to this conversation.

 

At first, I was questioning myself, wondering if requesting certain clothing was somehow aggressive or demeaning, but I'm glad to see nobody else thinks it was, either.

 

And if this particular stripper/escort is prone to inexplicable mood swings, I think it ended up for the best that he and I did not meet up outside the club.

 

As they say:...NEXT!