Items escorts should mention in their ads...

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

My cock measures 8x6 - using the metric side of the tape measure.

[Steven_Draker]

So you better treat him right.

 

Damn, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head the rest of the night!

 

[video=youtube;K3FAnvATfrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3FAnvATfrM

 

1983 ... I wasn't even born ...

[uwsman2]

He travels. I've only ever been with him in NYC.

 

Would love to but he is in CHI and I have not been there in two or more years and rarely head to the Midwest. However... you never know (he and I have occasionally exchanged e-mails and I like everything he writes abut himself - great guy. )

[johnnyboy]

Born after 1983? Sorry then you are a bit too young for me and must stop seeing you.

[devonhunter]

I would be very interested to see the escorts flip this conversation. :o

[seeker630]

I would be very interested to see the escorts flip this conversation. :o

 

lol - but you didn't start.

 

(and that's not really a dig - I think we all know that there are 'unprofessional' clients as well as unprofessional escorts. But most of the time, the discussion is mostly venting - not to say that's not legitimate.)

[devonhunter]

be careful what you wish for... xoxo

[jon1265]

I would LOVE to see escorts start a reverse thread...

 

I am even sure we could contribute.

[devonhunter]

yes, i'm sure.

[Phil_musc]

lol - but you didn't start.

 

(and that's not really a dig - I think we all know that there are 'unprofessional' clients as well as unprofessional escorts. But most of the time, the discussion is mostly venting - not to say that's not legitimate.)

 

I come here to be educated about these things ( and the occasional bout of humor). So I have to ask, "Whatever in an 'unprofessional' client?" Would that be some poor schmuck who didn't come with the exact change or what exactly? I once - well actually more than once - have heard people complain about unprofessional behavior in a waiter. Would the parallel here be unprofessional restaurant patrons - the sort of customer who "eats peas with a knife?" [extra points if you get the reference there]

[jon1265]

yes, i'm sure.

 

So, get started...

[devonhunter]

i think it best to let that dragon sleep.

 

 

(edit) no, i changed my mind.

[seeker630]

I come here to be educated about these things ( and the occasional bout of humor). So I have to ask, "Whatever in an 'unprofessional' client?" Would that be some poor schmuck who didn't come with the exact change or what exactly? I once - well actually more than once - have heard people complain about unprofessional behavior in a waiter. Would the parallel here be unprofessional restaurant patrons - the sort of customer who "eats peas with a knife?" [extra points if you get the reference there]

 

I put the word in quotes because I knew that I was playing a bit loose with the term - I used it in the sense of not acting according to the expected standards of behavior.

 

A client who is rude, disrespectful, tries to exceed agreed limits, or cheats an escort out of agreed payment when the escort has fulfilled his part of the bargain is someone I would characterize as 'unprofessional'. Perhaps there's a better term for it?

[+ azdr0710]

A client who is rude, disrespectful, tries to exceed agreed limits, or cheats an escort out of agreed payment when the escort has fulfilled his part of the bargain is someone I would characterize as 'unprofessional'. Perhaps there's a better term for it?

 

 

better term than "unprofessional"??.....how about 'selfish insecure fucking asswipe'?

[jon1265]

Agreed. No better than the escort who takes payment without fulfilling HIS part of the bargain.

[Phil_musc]

better term than "unprofessional"??.....how about 'selfish insecure fucking asswipe'?

 

Well now that I can buy into. But to call any sort of behavior "unprofessional" that a client may exhibit has no meaning - it is linking two concepts that clearly don't go together - not oxymoronically like the proverbial "military intelligence" but still they don't go together at all.

[seeker630]

Well now that I can buy into. But to call any sort of behavior "unprofessional" that a client may exhibit has no meaning - it is linking two concepts that clearly don't go together - not oxymoronically like the proverbial "military intelligence" but still they don't go together at all.

 

Ok, I'll concede that it was technically an inappropriate use of the word - but my point was that clients should exhibit appropriate behavior, just as escorts should. Just because the client is paying doesn't entitle them to be rude, disrespectful, etc.

[elliotpierce]

- Don't leave cleaner than when you arrived. (I am BIG on clients having showered before I arrive, I've even showered with some of them once I got to the room.)

- Don't arrive to the appointment drunk/hungover.

- I do not swallow.