Off Putting Ad

[down_to_business]

Speaking of off-putting ads-- the pictures are hot but this ones a diva with a capital D.

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=287499&Login=sexyboy22

 

hot twink boy right now

Read my AD before emailing me. I may NOT be in your area just because my AD says a certain state doesn't mean I am there. do NOT call me if you are not wanting to book appointment with me I can travel to you with NO problem but I do have REQUIREMENTS & RULES before I can come to you. I am the hottest lifeguard you will see contact me any time day or night if I do not reply back right away give me time I will contact you back, just because I am in your state doesn't mean I am there but can be.

 

 

Rules and requirements before (as in send prepaid fee or join my verification website??)

just because I am in your state doesn't mean I am there but can be?? WTF???

[sfguy]

Not a very enticing ad. It basically reads, "Please don't inconvenience me."

[down_to_business]

Not a very enticing ad. It basically reads, "Please don't inconvenience me."

 

Without the "please"

[+ azdr0710]

5-9, 130-150 lbs., piercings, age 22.......nope, he doesn't pass my REQUIREMENTS & RULES......

 

NEXT!

[sfguy]

Very true. Though apparently when you're the "hottest lifeguard," you don't need to say please.

 

Also, the random capitalization and selective use of punctuation is very distracting and bizarre to me. That's actually the most off-putting part of the ad to me.

[Jaker27]

Very true. Though apparently when you're the "hottest lifeguard," you don't need to say please.

 

Also, the random capitalization and selective use of punctuation is very distracting and bizarre to me. That's actually the most off-putting part of the ad to me.

It's not exactly proper english but I do that myself sometimes to stress points. It's like my version of bullet points.

[bostonman]

just because I am in your state doesn't mean I am there but can be?? WTF???

 

I think what he MEANS to say is - just because his ad is listed in any given state doesn't mean he's currently there - but it's a state he visits often or plans to soon.

 

But of course he didn't quite express it that way, lol.

 

(But to be fair, I think that can be a problem with these websites - if an escort is travelling, but there are no dates in the ad to reflect when he's in what place - or if the info in the ad is old - and yet clients call given the info that they see. I get it - but yeah, he doesn't exactly have a talent for writing, lol.)

[marylander1940]

Very true. Though apparently when you're the "hottest lifeguard," you don't need to say please.

 

Also, the random capitalization and selective use of punctuation is very distracting and bizarre to me. That's actually the most off-putting part of the ad to me.

 

Brilliant!

 

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2013/1305/360_cover_0509.jpg

[kjun]

Off-putting? Not really. He's just an asshole, prick, douchebag and condescending jerk. He would have to pay me to get in my front door to apologize for this add.

[sfguy]

It's not exactly proper english but I do that myself sometimes to stress points. It's like my version of bullet points.

That's true, but I wasn't just referring to the emphasis capitalizations (though the word "ad" is a very odd word to emphasize). Some sentences start with a capital, but others do not. Though I imagine that maybe some sentences don't start with a capital because the previous sentence did not have end punctuation.

[maninsoma]

There's more wrong with this ad than his attitude. Google Image search the first image and you'll find it links to all sorts of pages. One of them (where the photo is no longer visible in the cached version) talks about some guy in London who took photos of high school age kids in swimwear and posted them alongside naked adults and other sexually explicit images. And the third shot links to some (apparently now expired) Myspace page of a kid in Livermore, California. It took a while of clicking around, but I finally was able to view this guy's cached photos and both the first and third shots appear there. Looks like they were taken when the kid was at a water park.

 

Update: Just searched that kid's name and he just turned 21 this year and still lives in Livermore, according to his Facebook page.