Dear Autocorrect…

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Sometimes I hate you. "Skemthing" and "skinny hint" are not substitutes for "something."

 

And "wow owl" really doesn't mean much outside of a drunken stupor.

[Lohengrin1979]

Sometimes I hate you. "Skemthing" and "skinny hint" are not substitutes for "something."

 

And "wow owl" really doesn't mean much outside of a drunken stupor.

 

Aggregate! I mean agreed!

 

Lohengrin

[Daverwr]

Try using "Dictation", "Motel 6" comes out as "hotel sex". I guess I can live with that one!

 

BTW - Motel 6 was used in the context of "Not a Motel 6!" I would Never suggest or stay at a Motel 6! Not ever for a budget quickie! ;-).

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Try using "Dictation", "Motel 6" comes out as "hotel sex". I guess I can live with that one!

 

BTW - Motel 6 was used in the context of "Not a Motel 6!" I would Never suggest or stay at a Motel 6! Not ever for a budget quickie! ;-).

 

I did that once and was embarrassed for myself.

[whipped guy]

Well I have TWO autocorrects set up on my iPhone keyboard... One is set for English the other for a foreign language. When typing in English and having the foreign version turned on in error the results can be quite hilarious. For example, "I hire escorts because they provide excellent sex" becomes "I gite e scorta ne cause tu provider eccellenti sec". It should be easy to guess the language even though some of the resulting "words" are not even words in that language.

[+ poolboy48220]

It substituted "Klingon" for "kk" in one of my texts. It knows me too well.

[dfw2sfo]

I was having a conversation on Grindr and the other guy said something sexy. I was trying to reply mmmmmm, meaning approval but instead it corrected it to Mommy. He replied, "what?". Fortunately we were able to get the conversation back on track but it was a good laugh.

[Daverwr]

I did that once and was embarrassed for myself.

 

Not stay at a Motel 6, I hope!

 

(I just looked at your profile. Holy crap, I have GOT to get myself to DC!!! :o )

[Daverwr]

CE - I just finished your Daddy's reviews. Please send me a PM. We need to talk!

[leigh.bess.toad]

CE - I just finished your Daddy's reviews. Please send me a PM. We need to talk!

 

Dave - I know Chris is travelling the next couple of days. Maybe just send him an email? His address is in his profile here. And I'm sure he can answer some of the questions you asked about chicago too, but I'm sure planning is still in its early stages. But ask Chris about that too.

[+ deej]

You can always submit your favorite autocorrect miseries to http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

 

Or, for the iPhone crowd, there's http://whysiriwhy.com/

[+ FreshFluff]

I like this one:

 

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/siamese-kitten.jpg

[Daverwr]

Dave - I know Chris is travelling the next couple of days. Maybe just send him an email? His address is in his profile here. And I'm sure he can answer some of the questions you asked about chicago too, but I'm sure planning is still in its early stages. But ask Chris about that too.

 

Thanks, Lee. I appreciate the help. (I didn't know we had access to email addresses. But, it does make sense - silly me!)