Double Check That ASS!

[+ Lucky]

Everyone knows that I wouldn't engage in idle speculaation or gossip, no indeed. That's why I am so concerned about the vicious rumor spreading about one of the most popular escorts here, one that everybody loves!! Rumor has it, and, until confirmed, it is only that, a rumor, that, well, I can't name him, but he uses an ASS DOUBLE for his pics!!!!!!!!!

Now of course, I could be wrong. But what if it is true? Imagine yourself as he drops his pants after you've shelled out your $200 and the ass isn't the one in the picture?

[Guest Derek Ross]

Yo Lucky, where is this coming from? I assume this is an attempt at humor, but I don't think it's very funny to slam someone's reputation. I know you didn't name Rick but who else could you be referring to: "one of the most popular escorts here" known for his ass pics? I took all of the pics that he uses and I know that's his ass (it's the ass I've known since he was 17). So if you or anyone else has any questions about his pics, direct them to me. Or to any of his regular clients. One more thing: if I'm off base here, I apologize. It's just my protective nature.

[+ Lucky]

Derek, er, um, I have actually seen Rick's ass. It just sort of happened one day when you weren't home. I mean we were laughing and giggling and stuff and then onething led to another and then, well, he showed me his and I showed him mine. So hope you are not mad. But, the good thing is, since I know Rick's ass in person, I can verify that the ass rumored above is NOT Rick!!!

[btmstudnyc]

ASS squared!!!

 

Lucky, at least you know it's not me....after all Donnie did call me Pancake Pete and Saggy Sal....just based on the pics....damn I guess it's time for another botox injection.

 

As for IDLE speculation...why dont you hire the escort in question...and have the pic in your pocket...when he finally gets there and drops his pants...tell him....damn you are a liar and a fake you aren't the guy in this pic...GET OUT...and don't let the door slam you in your sad sorry ass. That would teach him...

 

And if the ass does look like the pic...all I suggest is that you bury your face in it and beg for mercy.

 

Anyone else have any suggestions for outing this DOUBLE ASS DOUBLE.

 

:+

 

Damn...I need new photos....anyone know who I can fuck for a trade...I'm talking about a PRO trade not IDLE SPECULATION that your photo skills can match my ass.

 

OH btw...Do people really think that you are talking about RICK Manhoe? I'm sure that all the people that have ever burried their faces in Rick's delicious buns can testify. I'm still trying to figure out what HO on here it is....I want to get an up close and personal butt check to verify these allegations....HMM maybe we should have a BUTT station...so you can get a CHEEKS CERIFICATE that says certifiably Double Round Triple X and Sterilized and Cleaned for protection. DRTXSC

 

JIM

 

Lucky....can I see your butt? It looked great in those jeans at the Gaiety?

 

I think we need Les to Post all the delicious ass he can find.

[+ Lucky]

RE: ASS squared!!!

 

No, Jim, you can't, unless the room is really dark. Dude, you only saw me for a few seconds at the Gaiety. I didn't know you were looking at my jeans!

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Rumours

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/newphotos/4/f/secondary/francodisantis229m.jpg

 

No trees, fish, deer, or even plant moss was harmed in the making of that photograph. Next time, I am in New York, you are welcome to inspect that, yes indeed, it is my ass, albeit I am afraid I rarely giggle and it will not be necessary to show me yours. Lucky. I see enough ass on my paid time without having to see it on my off hours....

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

As Lucy Says "Are you poopular?"

 

>Yo Lucky, where is this coming from? I assume this is an

>attempt at humor, but I don't think it's very funny to slam

>someone's reputation.

 

Derek, studly, as you know, I have always said you had the ass I would pick between the two of you, if I had to make a choice for preference, on the other hand, your fellow bed-mate and local New York City monument's rate are not $200 per hour; neither are your own rate.

[hiJinX]

RE: ASS squared!!!

 

>No, Jim, you can't, unless the room is really dark. Dude, you

>only saw me for a few seconds at the Gaiety. I didn't know you

>were looking at my jeans!

 

Darkened room? Sounds hot. Throw in some chocolate syrup and I'll go down on you for hours.

 

:9

[+ Lucky]

RE: ASS squared!!!

 

"Throw in some chocolate syrup and I'll go down on you for hours."

 

I guess that would be ok, since Benjamin Bratt didn't offer....

[hiJinX]

RE: ASS squared!!!

 

You can call me Ben if you want. I'm easy that way

:-)

[swallows22]

Mate, "my lady protests too much"

[Rick Munroe]

>Mate, "my lady protests too much"

 

Why is your lady reading a gay escort message board? Tell the bitch to take a hike.

[swallows22]

Come on, Rick, surely you can do better than that.

[Rick Munroe]

>Come on, Rick, surely you can do better than that.

 

You're wrong; that was my best work, which is what a vitally important thread like this one deserves.