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Does anyone have any ideas/experience about condoms that get stuck, and then pop out and make a "mess". This has happened twice recently, and I found it really disgusting.

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A similar thing actually happened to be, but when it was probed further, an even more interesting thing developed. There was an escort, really cute by the way, and a huge fat dick. Anyway, he kept going to the bathroom periodically and after a while I asked him if he was going in there to do drugs. He kept saying no but his behavior got loopier and loopier. And then, it happened almmost as Axe describes. The condom got stuck in my ass and we couldn't get it out! It seemed to be snagged on something. Sure enough, when the surgeon at the emergency room went in there, he pulled out the crack pipe that the kid had been keeping in there so as to hide his drug stuff from me. Well, I can tell you, after that the words ass crack had a whole new meaning for me!

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lucky,

 

I am confused, or maybe is my lack of anatomy lessons. He hid his crack pipe in your ass? Did you not feel it when he hid it up there? While in the bathroom, how could he some crack?

 

And most importantly, did the doctor find any crack?

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>Axy, I have trouble picturing you problem.

 

It seems as if the condom is getting stuck after I plow the escort really hard and deep. When I try to pull out, it's like stretching a baloon or elastic band until it finally snaps out (without breaking so far thankfuly). The first time was strange enough, but the second time the escort was not particularly clean and when it snapped out it hit the wall leaving certain "residue" to be removed. It made me sick! Days later, I still can't get the image out of my mind!

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Ant, At first I thought he was just blowing smoke out my ass, I mean it was a really hot fuck. Once the doc got the pipe out, we told him "Look for the crack!', "Look for the crack!". He just said he had found the crack saying "How else do you think I got in there?" SO, if there was crack left in there, I will have to wait until next time.

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Vivid

 

>>Axy, I have trouble picturing you problem.

>

>It seems as if the condom is getting stuck after I plow the

>escort really hard and deep. When I try to pull out, it's

>like stretching a baloon or elastic band until it finally

>snaps out (without breaking so far thankfuly). The first time

>was strange enough, but the second time the escort was not

>particularly clean and when it snapped out it hit the wall

>leaving certain "residue" to be removed. It made me sick!

>Days later, I still can't get the image out of my mind!

 

 

You need to bring your own brand of condoms with you, ones that fit you well. Snug enough so that if you shoot, their will be no spill out, but no so snug as to avoid sensation. For me, that would be Beyond 7 and Trojan Extra Large. Magnums may work for Michael Brandom but it feels like someone stuck me in a dry cleaner bag and I have to punch my way out.

 

This is something you really should "trial and error" out at home, not with a live person, not if you are going to be shooting and then pulling out.

 

The pop would be minimized if not entirely done away with by holding the tip of the condom within two fingers as you roll it on and leaving some extra space. Then, as your dick hardens and softens, this provides extra space. Also make sure the condom is "fresh." They actual do have expiration dates for a reason.

 

Unfortunately, by and large, except in San Francisco, I find the give-away condoms in bars and establishments to be worthless. Buy some, try them at home, then take them, and your favorite escort, out for a test spin.

 

Finally, insist the guy be clean enough to eat out of. The biggest buzz kill for me is either the site or the smell of anything other than latex and lube.

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RE: Vivid

 

>The pop would be minimized if not entirely done away with by

>holding the tip of the condom within two fingers as you roll

>it on and leaving some extra space. Then, as your dick hardens

>and softens, this provides extra space. Also make sure the

>condom is "fresh." They actual do have expiration dates for a

>reason.

 

The weird part is that this is the same brand that I have always used without these recent problems. It is always a tight fit getting the rim over the head, but in my experience that appears to be standard so varying the condoms is not of much help. (I don't mind being corrected about this by a sexpert though!) The one change that I can think of is that I now keep my condoms in a travel bag that can get moist, and sometimes the wrappers get wet. It never occurred to me that might pose a problem for the condom inside, but you have made me think about this. Thanks.

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The previous is my nominee for the post of the week. However Lucky gave himself good competition by his "Does Jesus escort" post.

 

:7

 

Good job. grin

 

Jeff

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Snap and hit the wall residue

 

Mr. CLEAN can help get the residue off the wall.

 

 

AXE...you crack me up. I can't tell if your serious or you're being funny or telling the funny truth...or that you just get scarred by so many incidents? What were you on when you did a gazillion posts.

 

This particular post reminds me of the bar called THE COCK. They used to have competitions where anything goes. The audience would be holding fake cock dollars and whoever got the most dollars won a prize. One particular night a performer did the banana split....he..or she...IN Drag peeled a banana...licked it....poured chocolate over it...shoved it up his ass...then forced Reddiwhip up his ass....he then turned around...and shot the banana at the audience....WHO DO YOU THINK WON THAT NIGHT....talk about residue on the wall

If it dont fit, force it

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RE: Snap and hit the wall residue

 

>AXE...you crack me up. I can't tell if your serious or you're

>being funny or telling the funny truth...or that you just get

>scarred by so many incidents?

 

Sadly, it was the funny truth, but after the last one I thought I should seek professional help, and who better to turm to for that than the M4$ sex professionals, n'est ce pas?

 

What were you on when you did a

>gazillion posts.

 

Actually, I have wanted to post on these topics for a while and since the Board seemed kind of dull, I thought now is as good a time as any.

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