Ass Tricks

[SteveEscort]

I have just put the phone down from a Londoner who is in town tonight at a local hotel. After asking all about my services he asked if, as well as being able to fuck me, if I did "Ass Tricks". I had to ask him to repeat it, then I shamefully had to ask what "Ass Tricks" he wanted. He said "Rimming", nothing more and nothing less and could he do it to me as foreplay.

 

In all my years as an escort I have never known rimming to be called "Ass Tricks". Has anyone else heard that. I thought he was going to ask me to sit on a melon or something, or melt chocolate up there.

[jjkrkwood]

If Rimming is an "Ass Trick", then I must be a Magician !

[+ deej]

If he was a Londoner, shouldn't it be "arse tricks"?

[SteveEscort]

Well technically yes, but he called it Ass Tricks. I think he's been watching some obscure gay porn and picked up some terminology he didn't understand

[+ deej]

Ah! Educational media!

[SteveEscort]

Ah! Educational media!

 

Yes and here's me thinking I was having to do my Cadburys Creme Egg trick again. (which you probably don't have clue about as they're an English chocolate treat with a white and yellow centre and fit perfectly and melt rapidly lolololol)

[+ Travis69]

I would charge extra if he expected you to pull a rabbit out of your ass.

[Bosguy]

Some guys I know had a food orgy--brussel sprouts (peeled of course) followed by bananas, and then truffels.

 

Boston Bill

[SteveEscort]

I would charge extra if he expected you to pull a rabbit out of your ass.

 

I have a rabbit for my ass, it takes batteries

 

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[SteveEscort]

Some guys I know had a food orgy--brussel sprouts (peeled of course) followed by bananas, and then truffels.

 

Boston Bill

 

Truffles probably work the same as a creme egg. I have done it a few times with clients, the creme egg being on an overnight. I've also had a guy pour wine up there from the neck of the bottle which was bizarre, but each to their own, he seemed to like it.

[cany10011]

Is an ass trick something bottoms do beyond just laying on the back or belly? Perhaps he wanted you to wiggle and bounce your ass while he rides you or perhaps clench your cheeks while he climaxes... i would consider those 2 pleasureable actions as a an "ass trick"

[bigvalboy]

I have a rabbit for my ass, it takes batteries

 

 

OUCH!! Not D's I hope, that might hurt a bit, then again...."One never knows"

[jjkrkwood]

Yes and here's me thinking I was having to do my Cadburys Creme Egg trick again. (which you probably don't have clue about as they're an English chocolate treat with a white and yellow centre and fit perfectly and melt rapidly lolololol)

 

that trick is much easier with those Marshmellow "peeps"

[SteveEscort]

Someone I know did a video on x-tube and used beaten egg whites and tried to pass it off as "a busy day down the sauna", I even said to him, it looks like egg whites but a lot of people were convinced it was something else and one person even tried to guess how many loads it was. I know for a fact it was 5 eggs and yes it did look like cum but it didn't come out like cum, it came out like egg white would in a fast gloopy motion, he disagreed but because I knew it was egg whites I looked on it as egg whites. He removed it when he got a boyfriend because he didn't want to look like a slut incase he was ever found out.

[jjkrkwood]

Someone I know did a video on x-tube and used beaten egg whites and tried to pass it off as "a busy day down the sauna", I even said to him, it looks like egg whites but a lot of people were convinced it was something else and one person even tried to guess how many loads it was. I know for a fact it was 5 eggs and yes it did look like cum but it didn't come out like cum, it came out like egg white would in a fast gloopy motion, he disagreed but because I knew it was egg whites I looked on it as egg whites. He removed it when he got a boyfriend because he didn't want to look like a slut incase he was ever found out.

 

Cum is OVER-rated anyway !

[maxwellissmart]

Someone I know did a video on x-tube and used beaten egg whites and tried to pass it off as "a busy day down the sauna", I even said to him, it looks like egg whites but a lot of people were convinced it was something else and one person even tried to guess how many loads it was. I know for a fact it was 5 eggs and yes it did look like cum but it didn't come out like cum, it came out like egg white would in a fast gloopy motion, he disagreed but because I knew it was egg whites I looked on it as egg whites. He removed it when he got a boyfriend because he didn't want to look like a slut incase he was ever found out.

 

I must meet you the next time I come to London.

 

Oh, and maybe he meant "asterisk" instead of "ass tricks." You know how that wonky pronunciation can be.

[jjkrkwood]

I must meet you the next time I come to London.

 

Oh, and maybe he meant "asterisk" instead of "ass tricks." You know how that wonky pronunciation can be.

 

Now THAT would be cute IF it made any sense.

[maxwellissmart]

Now THAT would be cute IF it made any sense.

 

*Some exclusions may apply.

[Keenan]

I have just put the phone down from a Londoner who is in town tonight at a local hotel. After asking all about my services he asked if, as well as being able to fuck me, if I did "Ass Tricks". I had to ask him to repeat it, then I shamefully had to ask what "Ass Tricks" he wanted. He said "Rimming", nothing more and nothing less and could he do it to me as foreplay.

 

In all my years as an escort I have never known rimming to be called "Ass Tricks". Has anyone else heard that. I thought he was going to ask me to sit on a melon or something, or melt chocolate up there.

 

I've never heard that term used for rimming but I just recently had a client use use different fruits and vegetables on me such as carrots and cucumbers etc....

 

Keenan

[SteveEscort]

Just to let you all know, I've been to see Mr Ass Tricks at a nice stylish 5 star hotel in Durham and yes I did do an ass trick, I tricked my ass into taking 10 inches. He was Extremely Very Well Hung. His suite was a garden room and had a hot tub in it. Fun in the hot tub with a glass of red wine. I certainly know a few tricks in a hot tub now. OMFG I need a glass of wine now to relax.

[jjkrkwood]

Just to let you all know, I've been to see Mr Ass Tricks at a nice stylish 5 star hotel in Durham and yes I did do an ass trick, I tricked my ass into taking 10 inches. He was Extremely Very Well Hung. His suite was a garden room and had a hot tub in it. Fun in the hot tub with a glass of red wine. I certainly know a few tricks in a hot tub now. OMFG I need a glass of wine now to relax.

 

Oh Steve cum now. Somehow I think your ass is accustomed to taking 10" without ANY tricks. I bet even you chuckled when you wrote that ?

[maxwellissmart]

Just to let you all know, I've been to see Mr Ass Tricks at a nice stylish 5 star hotel in Durham and yes I did do an ass trick, I tricked my ass into taking 10 inches. He was Extremely Very Well Hung. His suite was a garden room and had a hot tub in it. Fun in the hot tub with a glass of red wine. I certainly know a few tricks in a hot tub now. OMFG I need a glass of wine now to relax.

 

The largest client I've ever had was a skinny, white Jewish lawyer who was sweet and quiet and married—and hung like a fucking forearm. I had no problem taking it, but for some reason I can't seem to tolerate the 6" average guy who hurts like hell.

[jjkrkwood]

:o

The largest client I've ever had was a skinny, white Jewish lawyer who was sweet and quiet and married—and hung like a fucking forearm. I had no problem taking it, but for some reason I can't seem to tolerate the 6" average guy who hurts like hell.

 

hung and jewish ???? I aint buyin it ! :o:o

[maxwellissmart]

:o

 

hung and jewish ???? I aint buyin it ! :o:o

 

I seen it. It was there. I also swallowed it.

[SteveEscort]

I've seen a well hung Japanese guy and you don't get many of them to the pound either.