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GOOD TO THE LAST BITE..RE: Taking a bite of the BIG APP...

 

Jack, Thanks for sharing with this board your daily adventures in the Big Apple. It was enjoyable to read!... You take home with you many fond memories, great new friends, and the excitement of first time experiences. Nike's ad of "Just do it" sums it all up so perfectly. Your life has been changed for the better and you have grown from it. For you, this was just what the doctor ordered, it's better than therapy!... I was privilaged to have had the opportunity to met and "play" with you. You are a good and decent man. One that I'm proud to call my friend. All the best to you! Coop

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APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

Well guys,

I have had a good nights rest, (my bags were delivered at 1 AM local time) and I am ready to face real life again (well, maybe not ready, but in a much better mood to do so).

As Tri pointed out, my depression seems to be a thing of the past, I am now dealing with exhaustion and blisters on 'lil Jack.

I will never forget the people of NY, and NJ, and all I can say to those few escorts I didn't hire while there, keep your eyes posted for this client's travel plans, maybe I can make time for you on my next visit.

I have certainly come home a different and I hope better person. I hadn't had a chance to keep up with the other threads while in NY, so I plan to catch up now, but I did quickly read the various threads regarding the CLOSET last night. Is this a bar that I missed while in NY?

I continue my search to find the person I am meant to be instead of the guy I have been for the world's acceptance for so many years and I am sure after my trip that he will be someone I can live with. As to whether I will do a full "tell everyone" or just let some special people into my world is a point I have yet to work out. I will not be basing that outcome (excuse the expression) on politics, gay rights, or world acceptance, but on my own comfort level at the time. I am more comfortable in my own skin now than I was a week ago, and I thank Cooper, Lucky, Hijinx, JIM, Foxy, Louis, Ramon, Stefano, Luc, NYO, Luso, dickNy, the cute bartender at Stella's, and all the guys whose names I didn't catch or remember or am not allowed to reveal. A BIG HUG (apologies to chuck) to all of them.

Now the TOP TEN things I learned:

 

Number 10. For every household need, go to Duane Reade. There's one only a half block from wherever you are in NY.

 

Number 9. The Hippodrome contains no live animals, especially Hippos.

 

Number 8. Jay walking is an art form.

 

Number 7. Full Service and Versatile are not the same thing.

 

Number 6 There are WAY TOO MANY beautiful guys in NY to cram into 6 days but you can nearly die trying.

 

Number 5 Not all NY'ers are cold and Rude.

 

Number 4. There are over 3 million Mc Donalds franchsies worldwide and all but 4,000 of them are in Manhattan.

 

Number 3 There may be hot places to visit outside of Chelsea, the Village and mid town Manhattan, but WHO CARES?

 

Number 2. When tipping a go-go boy, ALWAYS cop a feel (Thanks Hijinx, but I learned this one WAY TOO LATE).

 

And the Number 1 thing I learned...(drum roll) ....

WALK and DON'T WALK signs have absolutely NO MEANING whatsoever.

 

 

On my first time to do list yet remaining:

 

My first 3 way, 4 way, 5 way..etc.

 

Thanks again everybody, hope you enjoyed my trip, I know I did.

 

 

 

 

:D

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Smell it

 

JUST one correction on the post Jack made about LIPS....when Rajene said...."I can tell you have a big one."

"I can SMELL it from here."

 

SHE WAS TOUCHING ME...but looking at JACKHammer.

 

 

HMMM

 

FUCK ME

 

JIM

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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

Jack, I'm very glad you enjoyed yourself. I'll even forgive you for Luc. I only wish I had met you in person instead of just by proxy through Luc.

 

Maybe when you come back we can meet. I think our tastes seem to run pretty close, so I'll just have to be sure there are 2 of everything I like whenever you are around. That way I can be sure of getting at least one.

 

Have a great weekend wherever you are and think about us stuck in this terrible place on the Hudson.

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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

Thank you, Jack, for one of the most entertaining and readable reports to have appeared on this board. I couldn't wait for your next entry :9 . I almost (almost but not quite - except for your comments about Jim }( )felt like I was there. You even seemed to choose the same men that I would have - Jim, Louis, Stefano. I'm so glad you had a great time! :) Thanks again for the vicarious experience.

 

With WARMEST regards :)

Oliver

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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

dick,

yesterday , I had to go into the office to drop off some invoices. It was nice to walk around in shorts and a polo shirt again. What amazed me though is that I found that I was noticing guys who were noticing me (young ones too). That felt so good. I was smiling all day! I took alot more back from NY that I left there. Of course the new friends, and also the rise in my self esteem and pushing back the dark clouds of depression were worth every $ I left in the NY economy. I too wish we had a chance to talk. We could have negotiated our tipping down sort of like a cartel. Ha.

Maybe next trip.

 

(I would put a smilie here, but they don't seem to work today)

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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

I'll just assume that it is there. I am glad that New York is good for depression cures. Maybe we should bottle the boys. Makes a better slogan that bottled in bond.

 

If we play our cards right maybe we can get the Gaiety Boys for $100 instead of their present usurious charges (fat chance of that, but we can only hope). LOL

 

Come back soon. I'd say y'all but it doesn't sound right with a Brooklyn accent (even though I am from Ohio).

Guest Gringo
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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

Welcome back home. Glad you had such a good time and hope the warm memories keep a smile on your face for a longggggggg time.:)

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RE: APPLE JACK OFF Final report

 

Oliver,

thanks for the compliment about my posts. Some may have felt they were tedious, but it was fun to remember my trip this way because now I can print them out and have a record of all the guys I met, and fun times I had. Don't know where you are , but since we seem to pick the same types, maybe we could tag team a couple of guys sometime, save a little money and also get one of my "things I have yet to do" items off that list?

 

Hot regards

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Jack TO DO list

 

Jack, SO, what makes you think your list is going to get shorter. If anything...NOW your list is going to get longer...Yeah you'll cross off....3-way...But then you'll have...

3way with Rick and Derek,

3 way with Rick and Jim....

3 way with Jim and Rick....boy your in trouble...we haven't even touched the four way scenario.

 

Here is to everyone having ever growing lists OR whatever?

 

JIM

 

OLIVER....I'm not done with you yet by the way.

 

If it dont fit, force it

[email protected]

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RE: Jack TO DO list

 

jim,

You hot cutie pie....You are getting the juices flowing again, you devil. Ok, now it's not just my list that is growing..hah. let me get lil'jack down off the keyboard. jajrptuqtqe9efjaj23573457a

 

Can't wait.

 

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RE: Jack TO DO list

 

Jim -

>OLIVER....I'm not done with you yet by the way.

 

Nor I with YOU! }( And what's with this "btm" stuff you're still spouting?

 

With WARMEST regards, :)

Oliver

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>This is

>NOT a dress rehearsal and the rewind button doesn't work any

>more.

 

Could you have possibly said something more nauseatingly trite, tired and cliched? I don't think so.

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RE: Taking a bite of the BIG APPLE- part 2

 

>Now lets summarize: Thursday's escort was NY #1 "bottomstudny"

>Jim; Friday's was Stella's hot Latin hustler Ramon; Saturday's

>was Gaiety Luc; and Sunday an Uptown "professional"! Yikes

>man, you are going for the record books.

 

For what? Most Desperate Act of Sexual Compulsion?

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APPLE JACKS RE: Taking a bite of the BIG APPLE

 

>LilJack received a very WARM WELCOME on the upper

>Westside.

>He enjoyed lil

>jack BIG TIME, and worked on "him" as hard as he has worked

>on his body.

 

This Lil Jack shit was tired and played out the first time you used it. Trust me, it don't get better by the 1000th time.

 

>I bought him a sandwich in honor of his vet status and thanked

>him for serving our country. As a REsult, he is taking me to

>the airport early Thursday.

 

Gee, you don't suppose he saw you as a sucker who'd tip well? Nah.

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JUMPIN' JACKSand APPLE SUGAR SMACKS RE: Taking a bite o...

 

>I pointed this out to the cabbie

>and he pulled up next to the driver and we both gave him a

>thumbs up.

 

Mentos. The Fresh Maker.

 

>Both the first and

>second meeting with Jim was more like spending time with a

>friend.

 

Perhaps because he looks more like a client than an escort?

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DONNIE CAN BITE ME!

 

Thought this thread had gone to bed once and for all, but I noticed today that DONNIE has climbed back out from under whatever rock he's been hiding under. So glad I have not run into him before. At least now I have a better idea of what Scott Bradley was referring to when he described the "bitter old men" on this board. Hey DONNIE, come out and slam me anytime. Me and Lil Jack can use the diversion. Being back home from NYC is kind of a let down after the 7 day crash course in Sexual compulsion. Ready to take you on as the finishing course.

 

 

 

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RE: DONNIE CAN BITE ME!

 

>At least now I have a better idea of what

>Scott Bradley was referring to when he described the "bitter

>old men" on this board.

 

Interesting that whenever anyone has anything critical to say, or at the very least, something to say that isn't cute, flirtacious or juvenile, he's referred to as old. Sad that you have such issues with age. Better up the dosage on those meds, Jack. Keeps you YOUNG.

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RE: DONNIE CAN BITE ME!

 

Donnie - This is quite odd for you to say after all of the times you have criticized mature escorts for being "old". You nearly did it again on this thread. You remind me of an old joke, specifically:

 

An obscene phone caller called a number at random. A small child answered. Asked if his mother was home, he said no. Ditto on father. And any sort of adult relative. So Donnie, um, sorry, I mean the caller, said, "Caca, poopoo, doodoo."

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RE: DONNIE CAN BITE ME!

 

Guys, I thought we said Donnie was a "bitter' person, not a "biter."

Anyway, I'll bet when he posts under his other screen name he is sweet and makes everyone think he is real nice, and funny too!

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RE: DONNIE CAN BITE ME!

 

Lucky,

Two things, Since this is my first experience with Donnie taking a bite out of me, does he have another personality and do we get to vote a preference? Also, does this mean he is a "bitter biter"?

 

:D

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Hey guys,

Flew into New York on Thursday and flying up the Hudson at 10,000 feet the city looked magnificent at night. Jim (btmstudny) is not only going to have to change his name, but his resume as well. Jim was very energetic in showing me parts of Gay new York. We toured Chelsea, had dinner, hit a few of the hot spots and had a great time. This handsome guy is worth much more than his posted rates, but don't tell him I said so. I will write a review of the rest of my night as soon as I can find words.

Last night I had the great pleasure of meeting Cooper and Lucky for dinner at the Heartland Brewery Chop House. The fellowship was great, the ambience perfect, the food was awesome, (i suggest the pork on the Prix Fixe menu) Cooper had a burger, but since I was buying him dinner, I think he was more concerned about breaking my wallet. Cooper was very helpful in the weeks leading up to my trip, getting info for me. I could have afforded a better meal for him. Our waiter, Adam, was a riot and very efficient and funny. If you visit there, check out his tie. He has quite a collection, last night's was Pandas.

Later we went to the Gaiety and I am not a virgin anymore. I will leave it to the other guys to review each dancer, but every guy up there is like watching a perfect statue come to life. There is one guy who can "do himself" if you know what I mean and it is something to see. I had the pleasure of meeting Luso, and NYO while we were there.

After the show we went to Stella's around the corner. It is a very pleasant bar, easy conversation, with professional guys available. I am told there is a late show with hot dancers, but I have to take the locals word for it because I hooked up after about 20 minutes and left with my new friend Ramon. I'll say no more, but I am having a ball here. (sorry FAM, the entendre came out without thinking).

I have a number of events (guys) lined up although they will have a tough act to follow with Jim as my first.

Any locals who can get into meeting, let me know. I have some time in my schedule (geez I sound like an escort, maybe I should have started a new forum called client travels. hah)

Anyway, hope this wasn't too boring. I will try to keep you updated .

 

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