If Only We Could All be as civil As the Brits !

[jjkrkwood]

Just a lesson in minding your Manners.... Listen Up Daddy members !

 

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[bigvalboy]

Seriously? a lessons from the Brits...paleez, and this from someone who rides the sub-way snapping pictures of guys and their crotches bulging, without there permission, and then posts them all over the internet...good on you jj.

[jjkrkwood]

Seriously? and this from someone who rides the sub-way snapping pictures of guys and their crotches bulging, without there permission, and then posts them all over the internet...good on you jj.

 

Seriously Dude, you've lost your mind and Slander is not appropriate...You know for a fact I took those pics? Were you with me? Did they contain MY watermark ??? I know you are hell bent on trying to make me a laughing stock here (and save the reply that I already am, cause that only speaks to you and your little elves) but this post really did nothing to enhance YOUR image....A stupid, empty statement with no fact or proof is just THAT ! And maybe YOU need to find a hobby rather than following me from thread to thread just so that you can post some shit to contradict anything I say....? Glutes doesnt need a "backup dancer"....

[bigvalboy]

Seriously Dude,

 

Your way to old to be saying 'dude' and good morning by the way, Daddy made a nice pot of tea.

[wayout]

Seriously Dude, you've lost your mind and Slander is not appropriate...

 

I believe the correct term is "libel" and that is what you are claiming. Both slander and libel are defamation of character, but typically libel is recognized as written form of communication while slander is spoken. This issue should be addressed by Judge Judy.

[robberbaron4u]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. . .so early in the morning to be at each others' throats. Certainly, at our age, some crankiness is to be anticipated on arising from bed, but let us take a deep breath and be civil! I had a wretched night myself, old physical injuries come back to taunt me for the hubris of my youth, and, frankly, if I had a cat, I could "chew on it" for good measure before my morning cup of coffee but I am going to put forth a concerted effort to be pleasant. . .

[jjkrkwood]

I believe the correct term is "libel" and that is what you are claiming. Both slander and libel are defamation of character, but typically libel is recognized as written form of communication while slander is spoken. This issue should be addressed by Judge Judy.

 

Well she does have big Balls, and I like that !

[jjkrkwood]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. . .so early in the morning to be at each others' throats. Certainly, at our age, some crankiness is to be anticipated on arising from bed, but let us take a deep breath and be civil! I had a wretched night myself, old physical injuries come back to taunt me for the hubris of my youth, and, frankly, if I had a cat, I could "chew on it" for good measure before my morning cup of coffee but I am going to put forth a concerted effort to be pleasant. . .

 

robber, only YOU could make me heed advice, but may I advise, its never too Early to be down someones Throat ! Hell, I like it morning, noon and nite.... sorry for your injury flareup. Perhaps a sweet young thing in your bed might ease the pain some ?

[robberbaron4u]

Judge Judy, the character, is trite and tiresome. I recommend a duel with pistols at thirty paces! Now, that's civil. . .

[jjkrkwood]

Your way to old to be saying 'dude'

 

Its a way kinder term than I wanted to use. !

[jjkrkwood]

Judge Judy, the character, is trite and tiresome. I recommend a duel with pistols at thirty paces! Now, that's civil. . .

 

I hope those pistols have 12" barrels ?

[bigvalboy]

Judge Judy, the character, is trite and tiresome. I recommend a duel with pistols at thirty paces! Now, that's civil. . .

 

Agreed...I thought I was the only one who had grown tired of her......aaahhh yes, a duel with pistols would do nicely, thank you, and such a civil Southern tradition....

[maxwellissmart]

Just a lesson in minding your Manners.... Listen Up Daddy members !

 

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Damn you JJ. I'm supposed to be studying in the library and people are looking at me now because I'm laughing.

[jjkrkwood]

Damn you JJ. I'm supposed to be studying in the library and people are looking at me now because I'm laughing.

 

People still study in libraries ??? Were you evicted from your home ?

[maxwellissmart]

People still study in libraries ??? Were you evicted from your home ?

 

Library = underpass

[jjkrkwood]

Library = underpass

 

So then you ARE a Troll afterall ?

[maxwellissmart]

So then you ARE a Troll afterall ?

 

Exactly.

[Muscle Lover 2]

Man, these type threads get tiring to me, and I suspect the rest of the group other than the participants. Interesting idea for a thread gone awry. Calgon, take them away!

[jjkrkwood]

Man, these type threads get tiring to me, and I suspect the rest of the group other than the participants. Interesting idea for a thread gone awry. Calgon, take them away!

 

Did someone hold your head under water in a bucket of apples forcing you to participate ??? And threads are always interesting and Fun for those that CHOOSE to partcipate in them.

Otherwise if you found it tiring, boring, a waste of your time, why even bother adding anything instead of just skipping over it ??? Or are you just recommending we have thread YOU enjoy and wont tire you out ? Well that would actually be your OWN site then, wouldnt it ? Clearly, any post that didnt have the word Muscle in it wouldnt be your cup of tea.

[maxwellissmart]

Did someone hold your head under water in a bucket of apples forcing you to participate ??? And threads are always interesting and Fun for those that CHOOSE to partcipate in them.

Otherwise if you found it tiring, boring, a waste of your time, why even bother adding anything instead of just skipping over it ??? Or are you just recommending we have thread YOU enjoy and wont tire you out ? Well that would actually be your OWN site then, wouldnt it ? Clearly, any post that didnt have the word Muscle in it wouldnt be your cup of tea.

 

I just looked at it again—and laughed my ass off. Again.

 

I love British humor.

[Lookin]

I love British humor.

 

Me too! And my absolute favorite is P. G. Wodehouse. I can pick up any one of his books, and within a minute be laughing out loud.

 

Here, for your reading pleasure, are a few pages of excerpts. And some snippets from Page 1:

 

 

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”

 

“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”

 

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

 

“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.”

 

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle.”

 

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

 

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

 

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

 

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

 

“As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.”

[tyro]

Lookin, I WUV YOU!!!!!!

These sentences are just divine.

T

[Lookin]

These sentences are just divine. T

 

Based on one of your earlier posts, I thought you, above all, would like them. Glad they tickled.

[jjkrkwood]

P. G. Wodehouse[/url][/u]. I can pick up any one of his books, and within a minute be laughing out loud.

 

Here, for your reading pleasure, are a few pages of excerpts. And some snippets from Page 1:

 

 

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”

 

“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”

 

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.”

 

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life's gas pipe with a lighted candle.”

 

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

 

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

 

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

 

“As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.”

 

I am "Adopting" the highlighted ones, OBVIOUSLY !

[SteveEscort]

As a well spoken, University educated, middle class Brit I can assure you chaps that we don't use the word Wank in public. It's called a "toss" in well meaning circles