Tom Cruise "available" again

[adriano46]

And his third marriage goes down now in flames, after 5 years -- maybe that was the outside time on Katie's contract with him to be his wife.

 

I am sure the conjectures will begin tonight as the entertainment networks guess on what went wrong, but personally I feel Katie's family finally got hrough to her, or she woke up. Not a big fan of Tom's in recent years, though I still like the toothy grin he can spot.

[jjkrkwood]

Wow, John Travoltas in luck.....

[bigvalboy]

And his third marriage goes down now in flames, after 5 years -- maybe that was the outside time on Katie's contract with him to be his wife.

 

I am sure the conjectures will begin tonight as the entertainment networks guess on what went wrong, but personally I feel Katie's family finally got hrough to her, or she woke up. Not a big fan of Tom's in recent years, though I still like the toothy grin he can spot.

 

It always amuses me that everyone else can see what many of the celebrities themselves do not see. I think almost everyone I talked to felt like this would last only a few years. I agree with you, I have not been a fan for years.

[Boner]

The Vagina. A gay man's worst enemy and nightmare. (with all due respect to FreshFluff. Again )

[Steven_Draker]

EXCLUSIVE: TIME Magazine finally reveals ...

 

http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/03/april-fools-tom-cruise-is-gay-39601.jpg

 

[tyro]

Did ANYONE think this would last?

Of course, I'm getting divorced now, our 6th anniversary is in a single-digit number of days, and everyone thought we'd be together forever.

Shows WTF I know.............

T

[bigvalboy]

Thanks Steven, but too late, I am so over Mr. Cruise.

[unsub2O17]

http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/03/april-fools-tom-cruise-is-gay-39601.jpg

 

 

I'm sorry to seem naive, but is this really true? Of course, I'd heard rumors, but....

[rguer]

Fortunately, the Time cover is a fake.

[Boner]

Fortunately, the Time cover is a fake.

 

Obviously not the Photoshop work of the penis enhancing Rockhard.

[jjkrkwood]

Fortunately, the Time cover is a fake.

 

But the Headline is TRUE !

[orbital sander]

But the Headline is TRUE !

 

Any proof?

You would either make a bucket of cash, or you would be dead...

[Lankypeters]

Tom is shaving his beard.

[jjkrkwood]

Any proof?

You would either make a bucket of cash, or you would be dead...

 

Not personally, but i am sure the proof will start to surface, as this is Hollywoods "biggest" unspoken secret.

[Boner]

Any proof?

You would either make a bucket of cash, or you would be dead...

 

Scientology frowns upon violence and murder for hire. Unless, of course............

[josephga]

they said on the news tonight that tom never saw it coming

[+ Travis69]

Any news on what the pre-nup says? In some ways she was a smart girl if she gets a good pay out after X amount of years in the marriage.

[Pegasus]

Tom is going to make John Travolta such a beautiful bride!

[Boner]

they said on the news tonight that tom never saw it coming

 

I suspect that he always saw it cumming.......

[josephga]

Tom is going to make John Travolta such a beautiful bride!

 

two bottoms don't make a top

[tyro]

Ouch! Well played!

T

[bigvalboy]

they said on the news tonight that tom never saw it coming

 

 

How can that be? They have not been together for months. I even read that and heard that on the news. I knew I should have called Tom.

[josephga]

How can that be? They have not been together for months. I even read that and heard that on the news. I knew I should have called Tom.

He doesn't normally answer when I'm over ha ha

[BewareofNick]

I wonder how long it will be before Katie tells Chris Klein that Suri is his child.

[Boink]

For many years John Travolta has been dogged by potential paramours of the male persuasion squealing to the press and the courthouses. I'm not aware of that being the case with Tom Cruise. Why?