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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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Class???? Really??? You are judging me on a sarcastic remark made in a forum of middle aged men discussing the crotch odor of a stranger. Jesus Christ!

 

This remark was made in response to being accused of being too easy on Xander where the negatives are concerned. After 50 responses I agreed with JJ. This is crazy and he was wrong. Hygiene is the first thing that needs to be attended to ... period.

 

Why don't you take your "trash" nonsense to your grown children tonight for a vote:

 

"Pappy was discussing a male escort online today with a bunch of anonymous posters. It seems as though the escort was very nice, and extremely poetic in his response to a negative review that he received."

 

"A review for what Pappy?"

 

"Well, some gentleman hired the young man for sex, and when he began to fellate him, an unsettling odor emerged from his crotch. This upset the reviewer, and it was relayed to us as a negative experience. Furthermore, this gentleman recommended that Pappy and others avoid this escort at all cost. Just as I was about to turn off my laptop, some prick named Citylaw1 commented on the escort's man crotch, calling it a pussy. Isn't Citylaw1 the lowest level of trash?"

 

"ummm." (insert door closing and car starting.)

 

Be careful when you talk about class.

 

Who the fuck says "Pappy" ???????

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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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I think it is shared responsibility. Even if the escort showered right before he came over he could have gotten smelly in route. He would assume he's up to the client's standards but he's not. Perhaps all escorts and clients should start off each encounter with "let me know if you think I need a shower. No problem for me to jump in and rinse off real quick". The great thing about bathhouses is guys shower every few minutes just to check out the guys standing next to them. Win/win for all!!!!:cool:

 

So true, but dont discount the "athletes foot" one attracts in those stalls... Maybe some flip-flops are in order ?

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I think it is shared responsibility. Even if the escort showered right before he came over he could have gotten smelly in route. He would assume he's up to the client's standards but he's not. Perhaps all escorts and clients should start off each encounter with "let me know if you think I need a shower. No problem for me to jump in and rinse off real quick". The great thing about bathhouses is guys shower every few minutes just to check out the guys standing next to them. Win/win for all!!!!:cool:

 

I have hired dozens of escorts over 10 years and it's NEVER been an issue. 90% of the time the escort showers on his own when he arrives at the hotel. I don't have to sniff first, instruct him to shower, or shower myself, in that I don't work up much of a sweat watching TV and walking to the mini bar.

 

The reviewer said:

 

1. Not professional.

2. Not muscular as described.

3. Paunchy.

4. Not a non smoker as described.

5. Smelled of smoke.

6. Almost forgot about scheduled appointment until reminded.

7. Didn't provide condoms lube.

8. Unbathed.

 

The client shares in the responsibility? Where does this end?

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This shouldn't happen at all. When it's 90 outside I don't take the subway to an important meeting, let alone a sexual encounter. Take a taxi, or sit next to JJ on the bus. This goes for the client as well. I think JJ is really right here. Why is everyone cutting such slack? I refer to "man pussy" and I'm raked over the coals like we're in Church (well those guys like man pussy, so bad example) here, as the same guys advocate teaching a grown ass man how to wash before letting a stranger tongue his ass. Jesus! At $250 plus an hour?

 

Taxi? Bus? I just assumed you took a heli every where. Last week it was 85, got in a cab, no AC. Sweated buckets. I explained to the client en route the situation and asked if I'd be able to rinse off when I arrived. It was no problem at all.

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I have hired dozens of escorts over 10 years and it's NEVER been an issue. 90% of the time the escort showers on his own when he arrives at the hotel. I don't have to sniff first, instruct him to shower, or shower myself, in that I don't work up much of a sweat watching TV and walking to the mini bar.

 

The reviewer said:

 

1. Not professional.

2. Not muscular as described.

3. Paunchy.

4. Not a non smoker as described.

5. Smelled of smoke.

6. Almost forgot about scheduled appointment until reminded.

7. Didn't provide condoms lube.

8. Unbathed.

 

The client shares in the responsibility? Where does this end?

 

YES city sweetheart, a good hostess would have offered a drink and some canape's first before "sniffing".... how fucking Rude was that client ?'

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Taxi? Bus? I just assumed you took a heli every where. Last week it was 85, got in a cab, no AC. Sweated buckets. I explained to the client en route the situation and asked if I'd be able to rinse off when I arrived. It was no problem at all.

 

Did you at least ask Abdul to roll down the windows in that cab ?????

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Taxi? Bus? I just assumed you took a heli every where. Last week it was 85, got in a cab, no AC. Sweated buckets. I explained to the client en route the situation and asked if I'd be able to rinse off when I arrived. It was no problem at all.

 

You didn't have the client smell you first, like when Mommy has to check your hands even after you tell her that they were just washed? The point is you took the initiative, rather than making the client uncomfortable. When an appointment is made to suck someone off, it's certainly not unreasonable to request to freshen up first. Leaving this to the client to bring up is unprofessional, and probably why you handled it differently.

 

I take dial 7 and taxis, and (I hope JJ isn't reading) the occasional M72 to the east side.

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I have hired dozens of escorts over 10 years and it's NEVER been an issue. 90% of the time the escort showers on his own when he arrives at the hotel. I don't have to sniff first, instruct him to shower, or shower myself, in that I don't work up much of a sweat watching TV and walking to the mini bar.

 

The reviewer said:

 

1. Not professional.

2. Not muscular as described.

3. Paunchy.

4. Not a non smoker as described.

5. Smelled of smoke.

6. Almost forgot about scheduled appointment until reminded.

7. Didn't provide condoms lube.

8. Unbathed.

 

The client shares in the responsibility? Where does this end?

 

IF by chance the escort did arrive, not shower and did have a unpleasant smell to him would you suggest a shower, cancel the appointment or just continue with the appointment and complain after the fact?

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IF by chance the escort did arrive, not shower and did have a unpleasant smell to him would you suggest a shower, cancel the appointment or just continue with the appointment and complain after the fact?

 

If it was just the shower issue I would probably tell him to shower first. Would I review ... probably not. Would I rehire, no.

 

With all of the issues that were presented by the reviewer, I would offer cab fare, end the appointment, and then review unfavorably.

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You didn't have the client smell you first, like when Mommy has to check your hands even after you tell her that they were just washed? The point is you took the initiative, rather than making the client uncomfortable. When an appointment is made to suck someone off, it's certainly not unreasonable to request to freshen up first. Leaving this to the client to bring up is unprofessional, and probably why you handled it differently.

 

I take dial 7 and taxis, and (I hope JJ isn't reading) the occasional M72 to the east side.

 

I KNEW that homeless looking man with the plastic bag full of empties sitting next to me was YOU city.... I just KNEW it ! :D

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I KNEW that homeless looking man with the plastic bag full of empties sitting next to me was YOU city.... I just KNEW it ! :D

 

The M72 really is a dream when crossing town. Straight through the park and I'm whisked from CPW to Madison in a jiffy. Cheap.

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Did you at least ask Abdul to roll down the windows in that cab ?????

 

I think it went something like this:

 

"Fuck man, can you turn on the air conditioning?"

 

"Broke" No action.

 

"Can you open the windows back here?" No action.

 

"Open the windows or pull over." Windows come down. No Tip.

 

Why no just get out? I was already nasty from sweating, didn't want to make it worse by showing up late and the area we were in at that point is not known for having a lot of cabs.

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NEW RULE #2. All escorts and clients should carry Febreeze and scented candles with them in case they find the surroundings have an unpleasant odor upon entering location.

 

Why not just bring a "backup" escort and the client can pick the "freshest" one ???? :confused:

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