FAKE REVIEWS...HOT SEX...and an embarrassing question

[bcohen7719]

I know several escorts who have admitted that they've ghost-written

(faked) at least one of their own reviews. These reviews were written in a torrid, "hot sex" fashion.

 

When I read MANY of the reviews describing so much "hot action"--it

sounds more like two guys in their 20's, not a younger escort with an older client.

 

I'm in my 60's and, with a large degree of embarrassment, I have to admit that I certainly don't/can't engage in all of the "hot action" described in so many published reviews.

 

Could I get some frank responses as to whether I'm alone in all

this? Do many of you actually do what is described in so many "hot sex" reviews?

 

 

 

BC

[maxwellissmart]

I know several escorts who have admitted that they've ghost-written

(faked) at least one of their own reviews. These reviews were written in a torrid, "hot sex" fashion.

 

When I read MANY of the reviews describing so much "hot action"--it

sounds more like two guys in their 20's, not a younger escort with an older client.

 

I'm in my 60's and, with a large degree of embarrassment, I have to admit that I certainly don't/can't engage in all of the "hot action" described in so many published reviews.

 

Could I get some frank responses as to whether I'm alone in all

this? Do many of you actually do what is described in so many "hot sex" reviews?

 

 

 

BC

 

Some of the most unsatisfying sex I've ever had was with so-called "young, hot" guys.

 

Two weeks ago I saw a client in his late 40s and I kept having to do algebra problems in my head to keep from coming too quickly (and in a rubber, mind you) as I fucked him in a hotel room chair. By my standards, it definitely qualified as "hot action."

[josephga]

I think reviews can be hard to come by. Id be interested in hearing from escorts on what % of their clients they feel leave reviews. I'm willing to guess very few. I bet there's escorts out their doing extremely well that have never been reviewed. I have given over 8000 massages out of that only 50ish reviews in total from all sites combined. I've given 28 massages so far this month zero reviews even though 3 said they would. I had 1 guy that bought 2 massages a week for 6 years and never wrote a review.. most guys just don't like doing it..

[tyro]

Dayum!

[Decatur Guy]

You start to get a sense for which reviews are faked and which aren't, though it's hard to be 100% sure.

 

At any rate, all I can say is my reviews are accurate -- under Georgia Guy (I picked a review name long before I realized there was a forum and forgot my review name was the state and not a city when I picked my forum name).

[jjkrkwood]

Well, I am not exactly sure WHAT the question being posed is, but as far as sex is concerned, One size doesnt fit all.... I am pretty open and accepting when it comes to sex acts, and really dont pay that much attention to whats going on in reviews. I generally focus on the acts that I myself would be interested in engaging in with the escort. What is more offensive to me is the way in which reviews are written. I often sit there thinking "Who Speaks like that" ????? You can usaully tell when the reviewer is "embroidering" his review and taking "creative license" simply for the READERS sake. I tend to take MOST reviews with a grain of salt, and generally just extract the information i find useful for MY needs. Whether the review is Real or Fake dont matter to me. There are never any guarantees with hires, and the BEST review is your OWN experience...

[Boner]

I know several escorts who have admitted that they've ghost-written

(faked) at least one of their own reviews. These reviews were written in a torrid, "hot sex" fashion.

 

 

I think you should identify these escorts. That should be placed in the public square and stoned.

[Boner]

I kept having to do algebra problems in my head to keep from coming too quickly

 

That's impressive! But I always expect my escorts to show their work.

[Guy Fawkes]

The short answer is that I don't care because in the long term, it comes down to: "Cream rises to the top; Shit falls to the bottom."

 

• With one review I don't have enough information to make an opinion. I do have some security options in place that will weed out the less intellectually challenged.
  
• Two reviews may raise my eyebrow but could be a coincidence (which happens more often that you'd expect). Again I have some security in place that will weed out some of more gifted.
  
• At three reviews I usually know that somebody is playing the system. I usually have enough information to know what to look for. At this point most of the "Ghost Reviews" have tripped one of the security measures.
  
• At the fifth review I usually have enough information to nail them to the wall by their testicles. I usually give them a very mild shot across the bow. Most get message, and clean up their act. The ones that get nasty tend to go away because it's a clause in my contract that I don't have to take shit off of anybody.
  
• At the sixth review they're pretty much history because usually one of the well known reviewers has gotten around to them.
  

 

That being said... I am continually amazed that some of the Kinkyest reviews come from the oldest of my reviewers. I've been around several of them to find out that they can put any of the twenty-somethings through their paces.

 

I personally think it's because they were late getting out of the closet and they're making up for lost time.

 

I know several escorts who have admitted that they've ghost-written

(faked) at least one of their own reviews. These reviews were written in a torrid, "hot sex" fashion.

 

When I read MANY of the reviews describing so much "hot action"--it

sounds more like two guys in their 20's, not a younger escort with an older client.

 

I'm in my 60's and, with a large degree of embarrassment, I have to admit that I certainly don't/can't engage in all of the "hot action" described in so many published reviews.

 

Could I get some frank responses as to whether I'm alone in all

this? Do many of you actually do what is described in so many "hot sex" reviews?

 

 

 

BC

[unsub2O17]

Since I'm also in my 60's, I am, indeed, sometimes intimidated by the torrid, hot sex, reviews. It's not so much what the client says or claims to have done, it's if I think that the escort is "too much" for me. As my experience grows, I find myself less and less intimidated and more willing to "try" someone new. I want to comment on some of the other comments on this thread. First, BC, I try never to embroider, either positively or negatively. I do try to describe exactly as I can what I experienced--mentally as well as physically. I use only my own words. Personally, I feel that I owe the escort and this site a review. And, josephga, if I say I'm going to write a review, I do--and quickly. I've now written over five in the last year. What people take away from them is certainly up to them. I just put down what was important to me. And, secondly, I have gotten feedback from at least two escorts saying that I got this wrong or they wished that I hadn't included that. In both cases, it was an honest error, and I was truly sorry. I'm thinking that it might be wise to send the favored escort a copy of the review before it's sent to Daddys for his input. I hope this helps, BC. You are definitely not alone. Max, hopefully some day, you'll find yourself feeling the same way about this 60+ year old as that 40+ year old--no chair though. A bed is just fine!

[Boner]

"Cream rises to the top; Shit falls to the bottom."

 

I'm so glad there are still people around who have not visited me in my kitchen while cooking for them. I always get just the opposite result, even-while striving for yours.

[rguer]

Some of the most unsatisfying sex I've ever had was with so-called "young, hot" guys.

 

Two weeks ago I saw a client in his late 40s and I kept having to do algebra problems in my head to keep from coming too quickly (and in a rubber, mind you) as I fucked him in a hotel room chair. By my standards, it definitely qualified as "hot action."

 

With really, really hot clients you do differential equations?

[maxwellissmart]

With really, really hot clients you do differential equations?

 

Alas, I never could get registered for diffy q without declaring a major in math.

[Boner]

That being said... I am continually amazed that some of the Kinkyest reviews come from the oldest of my reviewers. I've been around several of them to find out that they can put any of the twenty-somethings through their paces.

 

I personally think it's because they were late getting out of the closet and they're making up for lost time.

 

I believe that we get kinkier, as we get older, for many reasons. I don't think people necessarily rush into kink trying to make-up for lost time. Although when time does become a factor, from a life-span or age point of view, many men may very well step out of the box sooner, to explore and experience a broader sense of the many facets of the sexual mind.

 

Kinkier sex generally reflects a greater sense of the mind (brain) than just physical sex IMO, which is more attraction type sex than anything else. So often times, men who may become less capable of having full-on physical sex, maybe because of age, can enjoy a greater sense and range of sexual being with less physical and more mentally stimulating interactions and activities.

 

Everyones mileage will vary.

[bigvalboy]

Since I'm also in my 60's, I am, indeed, sometimes intimidated by the torrid, hot sex, reviews. It's not so much what the client says or claims to have done, it's if I think that the escort is "too much" for me. As my experience grows, I find myself less and less intimidated and more willing to "try" someone new. I want to comment on some of the other comments on this thread. First, BC, I try never to embroider, either positively or negatively. I do try to describe exactly as I can what I experienced--mentally as well as physically. I use only my own words. Personally, I feel that I owe the escort and this site a review. And, josephga, if I say I'm going to write a review, I do--and quickly. I've now written over five in the last year. What people take away from them is certainly up to them. I just put down what was important to me. And, secondly, I have gotten feedback from at least two escorts saying that I got this wrong or they wished that I hadn't included that. In both cases, it was an honest error, and I was truly sorry. I'm thinking that it might be wise to send the favored escort a copy of the review before it's sent to Daddys for his input. I hope this helps, BC. You are definitely not alone. Max, hopefully some day, you'll find yourself feeling the same way about this 60+ year old as that 40+ year old--no chair though. A bed is just fine!

 

I am not so much intimidated as curious. I take a review, especially if I recognize the member, at face value. I tend to believe what I read. I assume the reviewer is telling the truth. The more detailed for me the better. That way I am able to better understand what might or might not happen with a given escort, should I decide to hire them.

 

When I write reviews, sometime they are very explicit and perhaps some would view them as 'hot'...I am a senior citizen, but I have a great time with my escorts. I tend to choose them very carefully and most of the time, the sessions from my perspective are really hot. That being said, I have had a few hires that were really incredible, but the escort specifically asked me to write a very generic review. The reasons varied from each one, but in the end I respected their wishes and what went down in print sounded really tame, when in fact the whole thing was really wild. Since some of these escorts or masseurs didn't want much information out there, I usually check with the escort before I leave, tell them what I am planning and ask for feedback. Most of these guys will be very honest with you.

[bigvalboy]

I personally think it's because they were late getting out of the closet and they're making up for lost time.

 

And many of us realize that there just isn't that much more time left before everything goes to shit, and nothing works anymore...;) I find myself more and more relying on the escort to take the lead and pull the strings...