if your happy and you know it

[taylorky]

the following is to be sung to the tune of "if your happy and you know it"

 

 

 

if you cannot find osama, bomb iraq.

if the markets are a drama, bomb iraq.

if the terrorists are frisky,

pakistan is looking shifty,

north korea is to risky,

bomb iraq.

 

if we no allies with us, bomb iraq.

if we think that someone's dissed us, bomb iraq.

so the hell with the inspections,let's look tough for the elections,

close your mind and take directions, bomb iraq.

 

it's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb iraq.

to prevent the mass destruction, bomb iraq.

they've got weapons we can't see,

and that's all the proof we need,

if they're not there, they must be there,

bomb iraq.

 

if you never were elected, bomb iraq.

if your mood is quite dejected, bomb iraq.

if you think saddam's gone mad,

with the weapons that he had,

and he tried to kill your dad,

bomb iraq.

 

if your coporate fraud is growin', bomb iraq.

if your ties to it are showing, bomb iraq.

if your politics are sleazy,

and hiding that ain't easy

and your manhood's getting queasy,

bomb iraq.

 

 

fall in line an follow orders, bomb iraq.

for our might knows not our borders, bomb iraq.

disagree? we'll call it treason.

let's make war not love this season,

even if we have no reason,

bomb iraq.

[Luv2play]

That is just priceless! Send it to the New York Times:7

[Guest happyguy]

Thanks so much! It really is great - right up there with the Iraqi TV Guide!

 

happyguy