Anal Eze?

[BuckyXTC]

Has anyone here ever used the product Anal Eze, which is supposed to reduce pain and make bottoming easier? If so, what did you think of it? Did it work as advertised, or is it bogus? Any negative side effects?

[Rick Munroe]

I prefer at least 10 minutes of an eager tongue at my hole; then I'm good to go. }(

[Candyman]

Rick-Do we need to form a line for volunteers? No pushing boys!

Can I go first P L E A S E!!!!

 

Candyman

It melts in your mouth not your hand!

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Anal-Ease... or something like it,

 

After experimenting with this and other such products, i've really found it all depends on the two people doing the deed...

 

It's great for bottoms who aren't serious 'power' guys~ in part due to the large amount of lidocane in the product. The only downfall would be the time it takes the top to pop seeing as too much of a numbing agent can affect sensitivity and actual errection. Personally, i'd go with a lube containing minimal lidocane but just enough to get things going (probably around 2%).

 

Or you could always mix your own concoction: using the 'blue' after-sun gel and mixing it with your favorite lube. I've actually done it before with my partner and it's worked rather well~ Kind of a 'DIY' Martha Stewart approach For those of you who wonder if it's condom compatable, i'm happy to say it is... Well, depending on which type of lube you use of course.

 

 

 

Although Mr. Monroe's approach is ultimately more fun in the longrun and exercises the strongest muscle in the body

 

 

Who said cardio can't be fun...

 

 

 

 

Warmest Regards,

 

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[Rick Munroe]

>The only downfall would be the time it takes the top to pop seeing

>as too much of a numbing agent can affect sensitivity and

>actual errection.

 

Why would it affect the top if he's using a condom? I would think that's only true if you're barebacking.

 

>Or you could always mix your own concoction: using the

>'blue' after-sun gel and mixing it with your favorite lube.

>I've actually done it before with my partner and it's worked

>rather well~ Kind of a 'DIY' Martha Stewart approach

 

Sounds more like a MacGyver approach...I only hope your ass doesn't explode before your partner's dick.

[VaHawk]

http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif Good one Rick!

Good to see both you and BN posting again. You do make a good point though, how does one's cock get numb if it's condom covered? http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/cwm/mwah.gif Now, I can see if the balls are slapping against the "ole crack" that you might get NumbNutz!!! http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif BTW I like your suggestion!

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Ah, good point Meester Monroe. Let me clarify~

 

When i top, i tend to also put a little lube in the condom as well. The slicker the better, right? In situations past, i've had some halarious situations when things went a little too numb on both ends.

 

...All humor aside, it can become dangerous if your partner (bottom) rips or hurts himself and doesn't know due to aformentioned numbness. Moderation, young grasshopper

 

 

Oh yes, and from now on i will forever associate Richard Dean Anderson with Anal-Eze. Thanks Rick

 

 

 

Warmest Regards,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[VaHawk]

Gee just imagine if the top was on Viagra with a hard numb cock! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/shocked/Voskl1.gif Talk about an all night, maybe even all weekend session! :7

[+ deej]

>Oh yes, and from now on i will forever associate Richard Dean

>Anderson with Anal-Eze. Thanks Rick

 

I was just thinking the same thing. I always have lived in the hope he's a bottom. :o

[Guest ncm2169]

OK. For the less informed here, who the hell is Richard Dean Anderson? x(

[VaHawk]

Good looking, blonde actor who played in the tv show McGuyver for many years. Always had a lot of "special toys" to fit the situation kind of like 007.

[Guest fukamarine]

>>Oh yes, and from now on i will forever associate Richard

>Dean

>>Anderson with Anal-Eze. Thanks Rick

>

>I was just thinking the same thing. I always have lived in

>the hope he's a bottom. :o

 

Carefull now, or we'll be accused of dong a "Tom Cruise" on poor little RDA. I have also shared your hopes. There is remarkably little known about his private life although I don't think he's married. He's looking just as good today as he did 20 years ago!

 

fukamarine

[+ deej]

>Carefull now, or we'll be accused of dong a "Tom Cruise" on

>poor little RDA.

 

During one my pornstar interviews he mentioned a few names and I yelled "STOP! I DON'T WANNA GET SUED!"

 

>I have also shared your hopes. There is

>remarkably little known about his private life although I

>don't think he's married. He's looking just as good today as

>he did 20 years ago!

 

He's aged well. Another of my lust objects is Michael Biehn, who has also aged well, but I'm told he's lamentably straight.

 

We can all dream of that one moment of indecision on his part, tho. ;-)

[Guest fukamarine]

>During one my pornstar interviews he mentioned a few names and

>I yelled "STOP! I DON'T WANNA GET SUED!"

 

Now THAT'S INTERESTING !!!!!

 

>He's aged well. Another of my lust objects is Michael Biehn,

>who has also aged well, but I'm told he's lamentably

>straight.

 

We should start a thread about the "Oldies but Goldies".

Or...... "What ever happened to?.........."

 

another one I always lusted after, who I don't think is doing very much these days is Rob Estes. Remember him in "Silk Stalkings" with those brightly hued Florida clothes and those shots of him in his tighty whities? He didn't expose as much in "Melrose Place" but he sure was purdy!

 

fukamarine

[VaHawk]

I know memory fades with age, but who is Michael Biehn?? The name sounds familiar, but I just can't place it!

[VaHawk]

OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY??????????????????????? :7

[Uncle Bill]

MB has been in Terminator (guy who goes back in time to save his unborn child's mother and save the world) and The Rock (SEAL team leader) among many other movies. Awesome face and bod -- lean, dirty blond, plays macho and sensitive types. Very nice.

 

As for Estes, I thought I heard that he has a new show coming up. He never showed enough skin in either SS or Melrose for me, and I think that he is also hopelessly straight (he's definitely married anyway).

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Saved my ass many a time, love it

[hiJinX]

Michael Biehn

 

Think he is also on a syndicated show ADVENTURE INC these days.

http://www.csupomona.edu/~sigmanu/biehn3.jpg

http://www.recursiv.demon.co.uk/ELIZ/ACTORS/MBIEHN.JPG

http://www.kernunnos.com/biehn/biehn_press3.jpg

[hiJinX]

Richard Dean Anderson

 

Macguyver era:

http://www.triviatribute.com/images3/richarddeananderson1.jpg

More recently"

http://luna.spaceports.com/~elspeth/rda-sfx1.jpg

 

currently featured on the Sci-Fi series Stargate:SG1

[+ deej]

RE: Michael Biehn

 

Yes, and don't forget his first movie: COACH.

 

He played a high-school jock having a fling with his (female) basketball coach. There's a nice shower scene. ;-)

[jackhammer91406]

RE: Michael Biehn

 

hiJinx,

Thanks for the pics!

 

 

:9

[Guest Les]

>As for Estes, I thought I heard that he has a new show coming up. He never showed enough skin in either SS or Melrose for me, and I think that he is also hopelessly straight (he's definitely married anyway).

 

Hi Uncle Bill,:7

LOL..You are so right but then again would a hopelessly straight man wear leopard print lounging pajamas?

http://members.lycos.co.uk/handsomeguys/hpbimg/mc1098a.jpg

 

I think his new show is Providence but I haven't seen it...this photo was taken from an old series called Sunset Beach.(Never saw that either.I gotta start watching more TV!)

[VaHawk]

Just remember that if you ever decide to market this homemade concoction that the name BenGay is already taken. :7

[Guest BenAJ]

I must confess that I loved RDA when he was on Macguyver. It was my favorite show and he was so cute. (not that he isn't as cute in Stargate but he had an edge back then)