What 's yer favorite quote~?

[Guest verymarried]

and Oscar Wilde belongs on this page - but which one? This is one which struck me the 20th time I saw the Importance of Being Earnest:

 

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."

[Kevin Slater]

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" --Quentin Crisp

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Archer]

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean the world isn't out to get me.