Practical Jokes

[unsub2O17]

Wasn't sure where to put this, but I wanted to ask about using practical jokes as part of an escort/client encounter. An example: I've seen this one escort fairly often, and he has to work hard on this man to get me erect and cumming. Well, without telling him, I took some Viagra, and the look on his face when I popped a long and hard boner was hysterical! So, what do you think? Any place for this kind of thing?

[gallahadesquire]

I wouldn't do it to an unsuspecting individual. Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis have some nasty drug interactions.

 

How 'bout Friday Funnies?

[+ purplekow]

You can certainly take an erection erector but I don't get the part where there is a joke. Giving it to someone else, not only not funny, but possibly serious. I think practical jokes can be innocent fun but they can also have unwanted results.

Think through any jokes before setting them into action.

[+ Travis69]

The client was taking the Viagra to surprise the escort with how easy and quickly he got an erection. No drugs were "slipped" to anyone. I knew one man who would get temporary/press on tattoes and put them on his butt as a joke for his masseur when he pulled down the towel.

[unsub2O17]

The client was taking the Viagra to surprise the escort with how easy and quickly he got an erection. No drugs were "slipped" to anyone. I knew one man who would get temporary/press on tattoes and put them on his butt as a joke for his masseur when he pulled down the towel.

 

Thank you, Travis. I thought that I was clear that I took the Viagra without telling the escort (and, yes, to surprise him). It seems that even describing what I thought was an innocent practical joke can be misinterpreted. I best not do this again.

[bigvalboy]

Thank you, Travis. I thought that I was clear that I took the Viagra without telling the escort (and, yes, to surprise him). It seems that even describing what I thought was an innocent practical joke can be misinterpreted. I best not do this again.

 

Wow that explanation got out of hand really quickly...LOL I thought I had gotten it right from your original explanation, then I began reading some of the responses....I said WTF, what did I miss. LOL I had to go back and make sure that I had it right...OK I was right the first time. I think it was funny...Thank you Travis for quickly correcting everyone.

[Samai139]

Practical jokes can be fun and they can also be "deal-breakers" for some--not sure deal-breaker is the right term, but it will have to do for now. In this case the client taking a Viagra and surprising the escort with an instant "boner" seems to be just what it appears---a practical joke--practical, in that the fellow was up and raring to go and a joke since it gave the escort a surprise and a laugh. No harm done as long as the client had no adverser reaction to the Viagra. Other than mentioning the look on the escort's face being hysterical to you, you don't give any details about what transpired after that. Was he pleased? Will he expect the same thing again??? You asked if there is any place for that kind of thing. With this escort you can't play the same practical joke, so are you thinking of others or what?

BUT---let's play, "What if....." What if the client had been one of those who has an 'erection that lasted for four hours or more?' Then the downside of a practical joke can be seen.

Personally not a fan of practical jokes, but for those who enjoy them? Be prepared for whatever )

[KMEM]

"Erection that lasts 4 hours or more" has been hailed as one of the best advertising slogans to appear in many years. As one wag says, if I had to go to the hospital with same, I wouldn't be trying to "treat" it but would instead be wandering the halls "showing it off".

 

As far as how "effective" this practical joke was, I think you had to be there to fully appreciate it.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[bigvalboy]

I actually got a call from a friend late one night. He had taken one too many Viagra's and with the escort long gone, his hardon wouldn't go down. I had to go the 24 hour pharmacy and get some Benadrayl, apparently that rectifies the situation...I never let him forget that...LOL

[unsub2O17]

Wow, what a variety of responses! All the responses helped me formulate my opinion on practical jokes, so thank you. Gallahad, I finally got what you meant by "Funny Fridays" and it's a great idea. Samai, your thoughtful response really helped. It now seems to me that practical jokes, however well intentioned, can so easily backfire with all sorts of unintended consequences, that they are very definitely to be avoided. On the issue of Viagra, for me personally, by halving the dose I get the result (and, yes, we had a great time after the Viagra did its thing) without side effects except for some flushing, and I can use the color. Thanks again.

[KMEM]

Good for you, unsub.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[AdamSmith]

Safer with friends than strangers, natch. One time in a 3-way where we all knew each other already, I hid an electronic fart machine under the bed. When the gag was finally revealed, only downside was we all cracked up to such an extent it was difficult to get back down and dirty.

 

Eventually we managed, though.