An Escort Submits His Review...

[Dave]

Name: Daddy’s Reviews Annual Palm Springs Weekend

City: Palm Springs

Web: http://www.daddysreviews.com

Height: Various

Weight: Various

Hair: Brown, Black, Blond, Grey, White, None... and one Auburn/Copper

Eyes: Blue, Green, Brown, Grey, Hazel

 

Sexual: Obviously

Venue: In and Out, and In and Out, and In and Out.

 

Build: Various

Age: 30’s to 70’s

Ethnic: Predominantly Caucasian

Hair: Long, short, none...

Cock: Everywhere but the actual pool party. Oh wait, there was Jason’s jacuzzi-hardon, which pretty much satisfied everyone.

Facial: Several people got facials, as I recall.

Body: Various. Draker takes the cake on that one, but there was a good amount of eye candy there.

Tattoo: Ace and myself, yeah. Draker, Nate, Tyger, nope. Romann was so covered in his gorgeous outfits - really, did tattoos even matter? Jason, unsure but - have I mentioned his cock?

 

Roles: Escort, Client, Poolboy, Cigar Stud, Comedian, Host, Logistics Coordinator, TopStud, BottomBoy, Switch, Virgin, Teacher, Student, Piss Pig... hmmm, think I’d better keep quiet about the other roles

Drink: Yes

Smoke: Outdoors, yes

Kink: If you stayed at Helios, then Yes. If you wouldn’t even consider “one of those all male resorts” then perhaps No. If you ventured into Lee’s room, Abso-fukkin-lutely.

Kissing: Tyger was in attendance = When was there NOT kissing? Oh - what type of kissing? Pecks on cheeks, Lips, French... there was even a bit of ass-kissing that I witnessed. And there was some really hot ass eating, too...

Oral: God, Yes. GOD that’s good. Yes, there... right there. Now go deeper, son...

Anal: Butt, of course!

 

Currency: Yes, definitely exchanged.

Hourly: I don’t think anyone did hourly. We were pretty much all on extended hires.

 

Rating: Recommended

Do again? Yes

Lived Up? Yes

 

Experience: First, let me start by saying this is my first review ever. Before this, I have to confess, I was a Palm Springs virgin (Well, that’s not really true. There was this ONE time in college.... actually, there were several times for me in PS) - but I mean, this was my first “Daddy’s Reviews Palm Springs Weekend.” So I have chosen to break it down into some categories.

 

HIGHLIGHTS: Lee, Ace, Nate, Tyger and myself, all locked in a Helio’s room for hours on end. A very generous birthday present from Lee, of a concave mirror for above my sling - and that was only half my gift! Driving with Nate, Tyger and that cute boy Justin over to Olivers Pool Party - and us all answering his myriad questions about the escorting world, in all of ten minutes. Talking with Steven Draker about our mutual love of dogs. Pulling the Oxballs toy off me in Trio’s bathroom (well, not a highlight per se but trust me, after an hour of that thing, it was a TREMENDOUS RELIEF.)

 

OUTRAGEOUS, CRAZY HIGHLIGHTS:

• Watching Daddy meet CigarTop...
  

Daddy: Hi, I’m Daddy.

CigarTop: Hi, I’M Daddy.

Daddy: No, you don’t understand - I’m DADdy.

CigarTop: No, you don’t understand - I’M Daddy.

Daddy: No, no, I mean - I’m THE Daddy.

CigarTop: No, no, I’M the Daddy.

... and so on.

• Men topping guys in outdoor slings, with heads turned watching the EMTs, as the EMTs helped CigarTop through his medical moment.
  
• Tyger and me in Zentai suits, commando and jock, and floggers, entering Barracks.
  

SURPRISES:

- Seeing the differences between actual forum Clients and their online personas.

• Learning about Daddy’s mad skills in the drag world, and his dry sense of humor.
  
• Going places where no man has gone before...
  
• Breaking down in the jacuzzi, whilst having a very intense discussion (um, you know who you are!)
  
• Realizing that no matter how much you request that your too-expensive lent-out bathing suit should be returned to the place you’re staying, it will still be left on someone’s kitchen counter, 20 minutes away.
  

REGRETS: Nobody snapped a pic of Tyger and I in our Zentai / Jock / Commando / Flogger outfits! Aaaargh...

 

THANKS TO:

• Oliver, for hosting the pool party.
  
• Jackhammer for sharing so much with me.
  
• My amazing escort brothers - gosh, I truly get so much from being around each and every one of you.
  
• Thanks to anyone who welcomed one of my best friends, Dennis, to the mix.
  
• And, thanks to all the friendly men I met up with this weekend (some known to me beforehand, others new).
  
• Finally, a million thanks to Lee... for your generosity, for sure. But most of all, for allowing me to help you finish reading this chapter. I am very proud of you.
  

THOUGHT IN MY HEAD:

why isn’t there a similar sort of gathering in sunny florida? there certainly are a slew of all male guesthouses that could be used as accommodation...

[ErieBear]

Sounds like you had a great time!

[Diverdan]

Thanks, Dave... this is a great review... perhaps a bit tongue in cheek...or something in cheek or elsewhere... but the fun, appreciation, sincerity and most of all loads of fun for everyone comes through. I must find a way to get there next year !!!

DD

[bigvalboy]

Thanks Dave, excellent review. Fantastic summary, and it gave me a chance to relive it all over again. You and Tyger were great sports and really added a very special flare to the mix. I wish you the best always and I was so glad to meet you at long last. You are a legend in these parts...Sorry I did not recognize the name at first, but once you said (aka Rockin), it suddenly hit me. It was really amazing having all those different personalities there, and still no drama. Great bunch of guys...Hope to see you soon.

[Decatur Guy]

Great review. I'm officially jealous.

[Michael Wayne]

I would definitely attend an event in Florida!

[Steven_Draker]

Talking with Steven Draker about our mutual love of dogs.

 

Ha ha ha. What a splash! I miss you already ...

[Guest countryboywny]

Dave,

 

You're killing me!! I am soooo envious of all the great guys who got to attend the event!

[+ Axiom2001]

Sounds like you had a great time!

 

DITTO!! I, unfortunately, was unable to attend but have been enjoying the various threads and posts in

conjunction with the event itself. ...loved your take on this. Perhaps I'll try to make it in 2013.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Hair: Brown, Black, Blond, Grey, White, None... and one Auburn/Copper

 

Let's get it right, Dave. It wasn't Auburn/Copper. It was five five five.

 

 

Oral: God, Yes. GOD that’s good. Yes, there... right there. Now go deeper, son...

 

 

And a few of us learned an added benefit of deep throating too, thanks to a couple of great teachers.

 

 

HIGHLIGHTS: Lee, Ace, Nate, Tyger and myself, all locked in a Helio’s room for hours on end.

 

:o

 

Something I will remember for the rest of my life. Thanks guys!!!!!

 

And we did learn that 4 can sleep in a king sized bed. So just think of it as research.

[Toulouse]

Sounds like great times for sure. Dave, Thanks for taking time to post your review--especially for those of us who weren't in attendance.

[NYTomcat]

Sorry the ny broadway queen in me is coming out

 

"Those are my boys."

-Roxie Hart, Chicago

 

Pride and a bit of wistful nostalgia. Ill make the next event. Lol

[+ Robster]

My husband and I have been to Helios several times, and have always enjoyed staying there, but last weekend was unexpectedly awesome, thanks to Dave, Ace, Nate, Daddy and CigarTop. Although I never had the pleasure of officially meeting Steven Draker, I certainly enjoyed ogling him by the pool on Sunday morning, before we had to check out and head home. Anyway, thank you all for a truly enjoyable weekend. We had a blast. I hope we're able to join you again next year.

 

Rob

[leigh.bess.toad]

My husband and I have been to Helios several times, and have always enjoyed staying there, but last weekend was unexpectedly awesome, thanks to Dave, Ace, Nate, Daddy and CigarTop. Although I never had the pleasure of officially meeting Steven Draker, I certainly enjoyed ogling him by the pool on Sunday morning, before we had to check out and head home. Anyway, thank you all for a truly enjoyable weekend. We had a blast. I hope we're able to join you again next year.

 

Rob

 

Rob -- sounded like had a blast. Almost makes me wish I was there with you

 

Seriously, it was great to meet you. Glad you decided to look up our little clan here. It can be a fun group. My best to you and your husband. Hope to see you again next year. Look here sometime in late December or January to find out details of next year's event.