Best way to practice giving oral sex? Bonus: 20 blow job techniques

[+ FreshFluff]

To get my mind off things, I'm fantasizing about what might happen in things work out with this guy I really like. Because I'm relatively slow to do sexual stuff, we didn't get to oral sex in the few months we were together. (I know, I know, but I take a while to get comfortable.) If it works out this time, I'd like to do it.

 

The problem: One escort wrote that it's not rocket science to give a blow job without teeth, but in the little experience I have, I've found it very difficult. I took one of those "how to give a blow job" classes, and they said you're supposed to wrap your lips around your teeth. I tried that while sucking on a slim cucumber, but I could only keep my lips in that position for maybe 40 seconds before I needed to take a break. But if I practice, maybe I can hold it for longer.

 

So, short of a real man, what's the best way to practice? Dildo, cucumber? And for those who post about giving a guy a blow job through a full baseball game or whatever, how do you keep your mouth in that position?

 

Also, in the link below I've pasted the 20 blow job techniques from the handout they gave us after class. They involve everything from ice cubes to pretending to play a harmonica. Has anyone had luck with any of these? (A dick's a dick after all.)

 

http://shorttext.com/OegrTx7

[+ Travis69]

Some people try to cover their teeth too much and it becomes too uncomfortable for the "blower" quickly. Varied actions (go down, lick balls, lick shaft, play with hands) will give your mouth a rest. Saliva is KEY. If you're mouth is dry incorporating whipped creme, good tasting lube, or mushy foods will help. Practice on a peeled banana. Shouldn't have any teeth marks or break if you're good. I gave a guy a bj with mushed banana in my mouth. He loved it......

[jjkrkwood]

Some people try to cover their teeth too much and it becomes too uncomfortable for the "blower" quickly. Varied actions (go down, lick balls, lick shaft, play with hands) will give your mouth a rest. Saliva is KEY. If you're mouth is dry incorporating whipped creme, good tasting lube, or mushy foods will help. Practice on a peeled banana. Shouldn't have any teeth marks or break if you're good. I gave a guy a bj with mushed banana in my mouth. He loved it......

 

No cherry ?

[maxwellissmart]

I gave a guy a bj with mushed banana in my mouth. He loved it......

 

I'm sorry, but that sounds gross beyond words.

 

As far as the lube suggestion—try Wet (water-based) or Wet Platinum (silicone-based). Both work well with saliva, but you have to get a little used to the taste. The key thing is to enjoy yourself.

 

Watch one of these for some pointers (I picked these because they show different techniques that feel and look good, and aren't hard to incorporate):

 

The Nice, Slow, Methodical Blow Job w/ Hand

http://xhamster.com/movies/971848/perfect_blow_job_with_my_boss.html

 

The Not-So-Deep I'll Choke Blow Job

http://xhamster.com/movies/917706/gayroom_blow_my_fat_cock.html

 

The Importance of The Hands, Lube And Tongue As Well Blow Job, plus One Way To Handle Cumming

http://xhamster.com/movies/807976/blowing_him.html

[jjkrkwood]

I'm sorry, but that sounds gross beyond words.

 

As far as the lube suggestion—try Wet (water-based) or Wet Platinum (silicone-based). Both work well with saliva, but you have to get a little used to the taste. The key thing is to enjoy yourself.

 

Watch one of these for some pointers (I picked these because they show different techniques that feel and look good, and aren't hard to incorporate):

 

The Nice, Slow, Methodical Blow Job w/ Hand

http://xhamster.com/movies/971848/perfect_blow_job_with_my_boss.html

 

The Not-So-Deep I'll Choke Blow Job

http://xhamster.com/movies/917706/gayroom_blow_my_fat_cock.html

 

The Importance of The Hands, Lube And Tongue As Well Blow Job, plus One Way To Handle Cumming

http://xhamster.com/movies/807976/blowing_him.html

 

I've been dispensing Blow jobs for many, many years, and have cum to have perfected my craft, i think. but what i do find is that alot of guys dont appreciate the "hand" thing. They will usually push the hands away. now I understand everything in moderation, and variety being the spice of life, but they just dont dig the hand thing. For me, the "silky swirl" which is done with the tongue quickly swirling around the head and shaft while sucking up and down seems to be a crowd pleaser....

[+ Travis69]

Max - I was running late for work and trying to get my breakfast and give the bj. A good example of time management. LOL

[jjkrkwood]

Max - I was running late for work and trying to get my breakfast and give the bj. A good example of time management. LOL

 

Blowjobs have always been the Breakfasts of Champions.

[maxwellissmart]

but what i do find is that alot of guys dont appreciate the "hand" thing. They will usually push the hands away.

 

I've always found it's because they don't want to cum too quickly.

 

And Travis, while I can appreciate the idea of the sensation (sort of), the concept is like having your dick in a mouthful of vomit. :shudders:

[bigvalboy]

Some people try to cover their teeth too much and it becomes too uncomfortable for the "blower" quickly. Varied actions (go down, lick balls, lick shaft, play with hands) will give your mouth a rest. Saliva is KEY. If you're mouth is dry incorporating whipped creme, good tasting lube, or mushy foods will help. Practice on a peeled banana. Shouldn't have any teeth marks or break if you're good. I gave a guy a bj with mushed banana in my mouth. He loved it......

 

OK Travis..the flavored lube, I got that. An escort used it the other night on me, in a word..it was amazing. We both had an amazing time. Now the whole banana thing in your mouth while giving a BJ...now that I can't get my thoughts around. It just sounds disgusting..LOL LOL...however it is the visual part of that experience that I think would almost be funny to watch...

[+ Travis69]

The banana thing is really hot. You only take about 1 inch of it and slightly chew it. The guy went crazy. I had "done" him before in the conventional ways and this time he loved it so much he had to stop me several times because he was so close. Also a cough drop is good as it lasts a good amount of time. Whipped cream tends to get too sticky and doesn't last long enough but the visual and idea are very hot to some recipients. I will conduct a clinical trial on this and get the results back to the group.

[+ FreshFluff]

Max, thanks for the videos. I'm not a big porn watcher, but the first one looks instructive--though you can't see what's going on inside, of course.

 

Travis, what do the cough drops do? They're supposed to make the ejaculate taste better, but do they improve the experience for the person being sucked?

 

cherry ?

 

But of course. Why do you think I'm here asking at this age?

[adriano46]

Very interesting to see the various options, and a few new ones to try soon. I enjoyed the instructional videos. My best receiving of a blow job took place in one of those old XXX video booths around Times Square a decade ago; a tall, dark, handsome, black businessman was in the next booth, stuck his dick through the hole while I serviced HIM, then he motioned for me to do the same, it was heavenly. So much so, that we ended up back in his hotel room for the next 3 hours swallowing each other in every position imaginable. When it was time for the climax, I shot 7 huge loads across my chest, head, and the bedboard -- and his explosion was just as wicked. Never experienced this again from anyone to such an orgasmic conclusion, but I keep looking.

[+ Travis69]

The cough drops increase saliva production and saliva is crucial in a good BJ. They also stimulate the organ as they touch it. Much like the tongue.

[bigvalboy]

I will conduct a clinical trial on this and get the results back to the group.

 

Allow me to be your first volunteer in this "Clinical Trial"............and you can use any fruit you desire!!

[+ Travis69]

Allow me to be your first volunteer in this "Clinical Trial"............and you can use any fruit you desire!!

 

Always good to see someone who volunteers to help others.

[TruthBTold]

Of the three, the last instructional video seems the best. Some hand, tongue and sucking in there. I would add to sucking on the balls and maybe fingering near the hole to make it really complete. I am fortunate enough to create lots of saliva so my sucking and hand use can be very nice.

[gallahadesquire]

The banana thing is really hot. You only take about 1 inch of it and slightly chew it. The guy went crazy. I had "done" him before in the conventional ways and this time he loved it so much he had to stop me several times because he was so close. Also a cough drop is good as it lasts a good amount of time. Whipped cream tends to get too sticky and doesn't last long enough but the visual and idea are very hot to some recipients. I will conduct a clinical trial on this and get the results back to the group.

 

Make sure it is a randomized, double-blind study. Or maybe set up several studies and do a meta-analysis: Boston, NYC, Hotlanta, Miami - Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, Denver [?], Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco.

 

This could be PhD Thesis quality!

[maxwellissmart]

Of the three, the last instructional video seems the best. Some hand, tongue and sucking in there. I would add to sucking on the balls and maybe fingering near the hole to make it really complete.

 

These are instructional videos and not porn.

[+ FreshFluff]

For me, the "silky swirl" which is done with the tongue quickly swirling around the head and shaft while sucking up and down seems to be a crowd pleaser....

 

So you suck down the shaft, then up, and when you reach the head, you swirl the tongue around. Is that right?

 

The hard thing about being female is that you don't want to seem too "experienced" with this stuff, so it has to seem like you came up with it spontaneously. Not that seeming experienced has been a problem for me yet..

[+ deej]

The hard thing about being female is that you don't want to seem too "experienced" with this stuff, so it has to seem like you came up with it spontaneously. Not that seeming experienced has been a problem for me yet..

 

Don't worry, dear. As Woody Allen once said, "Even a bad blow job is right up there."

[jjkrkwood]

So you suck down the shaft, then up, and when you reach the head, you swirl the tongue around. Is that right?

 

The hard thing about being female is that you don't want to seem too "experienced" with this stuff, so it has to seem like you came up with it spontaneously. Not that seeming experienced has been a problem for me yet..

 

Its the 21st Century sweety. Show off your skills !

 

And actually, you keep the tongue swirling around the head and shaft WHILE you suck up and down.

[+ FreshFluff]

For those who are interested, here's the complete handout with graphics and additional stuff that wasn't posted above: preparation tips, useful products, positions, info on swallowing and ways to avoid it, etc. That you go; you've saved $70 bucks.

 

http://www.scribd.com/doc/84375732/Blow-Blow

 

Don't worry, dear. As Woody Allen once said, "Even a bad blow job is right up there."

 

Not if the teeth come unwrapped...

[maxwellissmart]

Don't worry, dear. As Woody Allen once said, "Even a bad blow job is right up there."

 

Oh no, no, no, no, no. I had a bad blow job once that made me piss blood for three days. A bad blow job can be very, very bad indeed.

 

Seriously FF, does the "experience/spontaneity quotient" really matter if you're a girl? Just throw in some naive-yet-convincing laughter, or better yet—giggles—and you're set.

[jjkrkwood]

For those who are interested, here's the complete handout with graphics and additional stuff that wasn't posted above: preparation tips, useful products, positions, info on swallowing and ways to avoid it, etc. That you go; you've saved $70 bucks.

 

http://www.scribd.com/doc/84375732/Blow-Blow

 

 

 

Not if the teeth come unwrapped...

 

Thats easy, I just take my teeth OUT !

[+ Travis69]

Thats easy, I just take my teeth OUT !

Always remember to check to make sure you have your underwear, car keys and teeth before you leave.