Little unknown facts

[Guest coololdguy]

DID YOU KNOW?

---In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders :9

---Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself x(

---The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts }(

---If you are an average American you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights :-(

---Rats and horses can't vomit :o

---23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks ;-)

 

Sorry, I was bored. Happy Holidays

[Guest fukamarine]

> ---23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by

>people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks ;-)

 

In my next life I want to come back as a photocopier!

>

> Sorry, I was bored. Happy Holidays

 

Now you know - I am bored too

 

fukamarine

[Guest Bitchboy]

fukamarine, you can sit on my face if you want.

[Guest Bitchboy]

fukamarine, you can sit on my face if you want.

[Guest fukamarine]

>fukamarine, you can sit on my face if you want.

 

Well now, that's mighty hospitable of you. Hope you don't run out of toner.

 

fukamarine

[Bilbo]

Heard on the radio today:

The average pay for a mall Santa Clause is around $11 per hour, but it goes up to around $20 per hour if they have their own real beard.

[Rick Munroe]

> ---Rats and horses can't vomit

 

I think I can live with that.