Sexual Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving...

[JackTwist]

Hey guys, can you think of any more phrases to add to the list below?

 

 

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SEXUAL THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON THANKSGIVING!!

 

01. Talk about a huge breast!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

03. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That's one terrific spread!

06. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

07. Aren't you ready for seconds yet?

08. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

09. It's Cool Whip time!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

[Bosguy]

How'd you keep it so moist?

 

How do you know when the stuffing is ready?

 

Boston Bill

[bigvalboy]

Wow Jack...now that is funny stuff. I think #16 is my favorite, but they are all good.

[+ glutes]

Not sexual, but: "The vultures are coming."

[+ purplekow]

After all that meat, I can't imagine eating pie.

White meat is just tastier.

[bigvalboy]

after all that meat, i can't imagine eating pie.

White meat is just tastier.

 

l o l!!!!

[justaguy]

#16!! Thanks for that laugh.

 

To ensure a happy bird, baste regularly.

 

After the festivities, I like to nap.

[bobchitown]

Great sausage stuffing?

[Toulouse]

"Dressing is optional"

[bobchitown]

OMG, who boned the turkey?

[J-Man]

Can I toss your salad for you?