"Rimming" = Safe Sex? Really?

[+ Gar1eth]

Never been there and the thought of cunnlingus makes my tummy churn

 

I hear ya, Joseph me too--but so does rimming. I've never understood why someone would want to do that. I've had it done to me a few times-and sure it felt good. But bottoming feels good to a lot of people--and I don't want to do that either. Also even being the passive rimm-ee as oposed to the rimmer--you can be exposed to herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea from the rimmer--just for starters.

 

Gman

[Phil_musc]

Several points here:

 

Dave, I hear and understand your position (I think). It seems that there is a certain amount of - for want of a better term - gay provincialism or parochialism going on even here among our enlightened and sophisticated fellow posters. People, it seems to me, tend to think whatever they are into is okay but everything else that falls outside those boundaries (no matter how narrow) just has a real eeeuuuccckkkkkhhh factor. I say this without pointing the finger at anyone, so please do not take offense, dear readers.

 

Okie, you are the king no question about it. And I thoroughly get and understand your faith and belief in the virtues of showers. also love your newly coined term: swamp ass. But I also think for some people that essence might be a turn-on.

 

BG, I'm not sure if I ever succumbed to the evils of rimming on the first date either - and in the old days when I was dating instead of simply whoring around, I didn't get nearly enough of rimming. I feel somewhat deprived as a result - another one for Jerry Springer or Oprah: the misery and tragedy of rimming -deprivation. Now when people offer to get down there and explore, I tend to honor that request and need as expressed by my adoring public. Far be it from me to encourage rimming-deprivation. I know the pain and wouldn't inflict this on anyone, except for maybe Osama Bin Laden (although that beard thing he had going on was kind of cute in a raspy, bear kinda way.)

 

Some of our fellow posters are living too much in fear (or perhaps I've just been leading a charmed life). At any rate, JJ, my offer still stands. I'll be right over and be ready to assume the position on the throne, er seat, er rim chair. Whatever it is that you bought at Home Depot.

[Guest Bauer]

So much of this depends on what your meaning of the word "safe" is.

 

How you understand the word "safe".

 

For 'safe & sex' purposes.

[Guest Bauer]

Perhaps the word "safer" might be better.

 

as in (Safe?) + (Errr.)

[Steven_Draker]

How you understand the word "safe".

 

Safe sex ...

 

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Funny%20Pictures/SafeSex.gif?t=1295702143

[Dave]

that's fuckin' hilarious! LOL!

 

i have two safes in my house but never thought of having them fuck before.

 

Safe sex ...[/color]

 

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Funny%20Pictures/SafeSex.gif?t=1295702143

[leigh.bess.toad]

that's fuckin' hilarious! LOL!

 

i have two safes in my house but never thought of having them fuck before.

 

Well, there's something else we'll have to try next time.

 

Good to have you back in country Dave.

[Bosguy]

Safe sex ...[/color]

 

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Nascarfan3824/Funny%20Pictures/SafeSex.gif?t=1295702143

 

Is that what it means to have "HARD" sex? Or is that heavy metal? Steven, you and Dave have great senses of humor. Of course, you're both really hot, too.

 

Bill

[Phil_musc]

Steven, where do you find these things? They are really bizarrely funny.

[justaguy]

LOL So many possible comments, starting with "Good Lord, that thing is hard as steel!" Thanks for the smile.

[Rick Munroe]

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Have you tried this? It works!

 

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[bcohen7719]

Have you tried this? It works!

 

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Rick:

 

More sarcasm, less mocking.

 

BC

[Steven_Draker]

hygiene

 

one word... shower!

 

I think that question was covered extensively in another thread about hygiene.

 

For impeccable hygiene an enema should be performed and using a special anti-bacterial liquid soap.

 

Again, different people have different comfort zones. Not trying to stir controversy here, just pointing it out.

[mansniffing]

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