BN: Sweet potato pie and hush my mouth, gentlemen!

[JT Brooklyn]

At the risk of sounding like a judge straight out of an Ealing Comedy, "what is a BN?".

 

Richard

 

After being around here for "460 Posts" you definitely know what a BN is as opposed to BS!

[RockHard]

What gives? (Eyes rolling.)

 

Rockhard: I don't agree with everything you say

Why do people here feel the need to write this? This is the only board where I find silly comments like this addressed to me. Who on earth agrees with "everything" someone else says? It's almost like a member will lose his balls if he agrees with me and doesn't post this disclaimer, clarifying "well, not always."

 

I'm an opinionated gay guy. I know what I like and don't like and I usually know why. So what. If you agree with me, fine. If not, that's fine, too. The worst thing you can do is have no opinion at all. Then I'd have to walk away from you (and roll my eyes without you seeing me).

[TDAkers]

I may be naive, but I've hired BN for an overnight in Dallas and it was fantastic. He was a great guy and we hit it off. We've kept in touch over the past year and I'd hire him again in a minute..... if he would ever be available.... that. is. all.

[jimboivyo]

Rock, i was trying to pay a compliment. I enjoyed-appreciated your reply. that's all.

 

TDA, it's not naive to enojy the company of a great escort. You, like me, are one of the folks who has actually MET him and know just how special benjamin is. his detractors here speak without knowing first hand. perhaps I fight the good fight too much, but I'm retired and have nothing better at the present to entertain me.

[Guy Fawkes]

I guess we're not talking about Cher here. Caught a five-minute glimpse of Burlesque on HBO a few nights ago and was reminded why I couldn't go anywhere near this movie when it played in theaters. Absolutely dreadful! Everything about it was fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. And good god, what has Cher done with her lips? She had no lips in the 70's The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour. 40 years later, she's been rimming a snowman all that time. Kinda sad. I love Cher but she's always been a quirky mess.

 

Either Rockhard's forgot to take his Lithium or he's speaking a language only a drag queen can understand. Who has time to decipher? Who cares? Vaudeville is dead and whatever special talents he had are dead, too. When the players change, the world changes. One really should deal with change to survive.

 

There's nothing worse than a poor attempt at mockery, or not understanding the stage directions.

[rossthebosssf]

Oh, and paging Glutes. Paging a Mr. Glutes.

 

Glutes is already here under one or many of his various alters. Why do you think BN and ND constantly get brought up? Only Glutes seems to think they're constantly noteworthy.

[Guy Fawkes]

Rock, i was trying to pay a compliment. I enjoyed-appreciated your reply. that's all.

 

TDA, it's not naive to enojy the company of a great escort. You, like me, are one of the folks who has actually MET him and know just how special benjamin is. his detractors here speak without knowing first hand. perhaps I fight the good fight too much, but I'm retired and have nothing better at the present to entertain me.

 

Isn't it amazing the number of people that pop up out of the same closet beating the same drum and blowing the same horn? Honey, it's the silly whisper campaign that makes it easy to track you.

 

"I don't want to be a silly temptress. I cannot see any sense in getting dressed up and doing nothing but tempting men in pictures" -- Greta Garbo

[Guy Fawkes]

And for the record, I've been crossing pens with RockHard for many more years that either of us would care to admit. I can tell the difference between him and Ricky. RockHard is both unique and plays by the rules 99.999% of the time.

[RockHard]

Girls just wannna have fun!

 

Either Rockhard's forgot to take his Lithium...

I don't do drugs any longer. My relationship with addicts has already been established on this board.

 

 

...or he's speaking a language only a drag queen can understand.

You betta WORK and don't fuck it up, BEETCH! (I confess. I took a peek at Ru.)

 

 

Who has time to decipher? Who cares?

I'll give ya the who cares but decipher? I don't speak Klingon or Yiddish. Riddle-speak is not my thing.

 

Vaudeville is dead and whatever special talents he had are dead, too.

My talents are dead? OUCH!

 

Honey, I could show you a 5-star Photoshopped-to-perfection erection but you can't afford the cost. For the time being, my "special" talents will remain private.

 

There's nothing worse than a poor attempt at mockery.

That depends on who the recipient is. It's possible my "insider" words were misinterpreted.

 

...or not understanding the stage directions.

Well, this isn't my stage and I'm not the director. You win.

 

And for the record, I've been crossing pens with RockHard for many more years that either of us would care to admit.

I first wrote you in 2005. In show business years (and escort profile years), that makes me two years older. In spite of everything, I have no regrets and I don't hold grudges. Now, please, invite Jekyll and Hyde back.

 

I can tell the difference between him and Ricky.

You got me here. I have no idea what this means.

 

RockHard is both unique and plays by the rules 99.999% of the time.

How sweet. I often don't think I'm unique until I do one of those New York Magazine "Average Gay New Yorker" surveys. I fail them miserably.

 

As for the rules, my intentions are always good but I do enjoy teetering near the edge. Makes life and conversation more interesting, I think. Plus, as we discussed earlier, I'm getting older. Maybe wiser. Running a board like this can be a royal pain in the ass. But fun, too. Everything in life is about fun, isn't it? Sex, too. And then there's money. Oh my. And how about good food? Fabulous travel. And how about...

[Guest Rich.]

After being around here for "460 Posts" you definitely know what a BN is...

 

C'mon Brooks, give me a break. I've only been a member for about a month (after being outed by Gcursor!). I hadn't a clue about BN and there wasn't enough letters to do a search.

 

Honest Injun.

 

Oh, and I regret asking!

 

Richard

[robberbaron4u]

Mr. Nichol's agent I presume?

[+ sf westcoaster]

I must be having a senior moment - who is ND?

[Guest Rich.]

That one I know! Noah Driver.

 

Richard

[seeker630]

I must be having a senior moment - who is ND?

 

Noah Driver

[orbital sander]

“I’m going to kill you to death!” Kirk shouted, shaking his fist at the now cowering Talonian.

 

 

What is a Talonian??

[+ glutes]

After being around here for "460 Posts" you definitely know what a BN is as opposed to BS!

 

As the Church Lady would say, "How con-VEEN-ient!"

[orbital sander]

What is a Talonian??

 

ever notice on the newer Star Trek shows that the booze that messed you up the most was always some kind of an Ale from a alien race???