YOUR IDEAL MAN (A Fun Fill-in-the-Blank)

[Guest thedolphinsofaugust]

There's a lot of talk on here about what people really want in a man...so tell us. Yeah, this is kind of like those questionaires in the teen magazines that you used to secretly read... so C'mon and fill in the blanks! You can backspace out my answers and put in yours.

 

Your Ideal Man

 

HIS AGE: 31

ETHNICITY: Italian or Latino

HAIR COLOR: Black

EYE COLOR: Cerulean

HEIGHT: 6'0

CAR: Sparkly blue 2012 Corvette

OCCUPATION: Stockbroker or Congressman

WHERE HE LIVES: New York, New York, in a gorgeous studio apartment in the West Village

SEXIEST BODY PART: His pecs

DICK SIZE: 8.5 inches

USUAL SEXUAL POSITION: Top

HIS FAMILY: A loving mother who is a great cook, no father, no siblings

HIS RELIGION: Non-religious Jew with a New Age sensibility

HIS SECRET TALENT: Shower Baritone

POLITICAL VIEWS: Progressive Democrat

VOICE: A deep, manly Australian accent

PETS: A beautiful Chocolate Lab puppy and a tank full of exotic Asian fish

WHAT HE'S WEARING: Bold bright blue button down shirt that is a little tight so you could see his muscular chest underneath, and tight-fitting black dress pants that outline his great ass and cling a little too close to his mighty package

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?: Boxer briefs

HIS FIRST NAME: Brock

CELEBRITY HE MOST RESEMBLES: Jesse Metcalfe

HIS COLOGNE/SIGNATURE SCENT: Reaction by Kenneth Cole

HIS BEDSHEETS: Deep Ruby Red Silk

 

If you think of any other questions, feel free to add them. Have fun

[+ Charlie]

My ideal man will remember to take out the garbage and will voluntarily walk the dog every other day.

[MsGuy]

LOL, define "voluntarily".

[Guest Rich.]

OK, Dolphin, I'll play!

 

MY Ideal Man

 

HIS AGE: 99+

ETHNICITY: Possibly Humanoid?

HAIR COLOR: Non-contagious

EYE COLOR: Jaundice Yellow

HEIGHT: 3'0 (hey, it's a recognised fetish)

CAR: Airborne

OCCUPATION: Ruler

WHERE HE LIVES: Bed. (Bedridden?)

SEXIEST BODY PART: Wallet

DICK SIZE: -2.5 inches

USUAL SEXUAL POSITION: Light Years Away

HIS FAMILY: Deceased

HIS RELIGION: Money

HIS SECRET TALENT: Besotted, avec moi!

POLITICAL VIEWS: Versatile

VOICE: Incomprehensible

PETS: Stuffed

WHAT HE'S WEARING: Lacoste Wheelchair Kaftans and Matching Slippers

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?: Nappies (Diapers?)

HIS FIRST NAME: Daddy (NO! not that one!)

CELEBRITY HE MOST RESEMBLES: Mr. Forest Lawn

HIS COLOGNE/SIGNATURE SCENT: PeeLess

HIS BEDSHEETS: Waterproof

 

I so should have been an Escort! :o

 

Richard

[Guest Rich.]

LOL, define "voluntarily".

 

Beaten. With a wet dog!

 

Richard

[gcursor]

People are probably expecting me to give a smarmy answer for this and I did think about it. But I also have a serious side and that's what I used for this answer...

 

HIS AGE: he has to still want to have fun in life

ETHNICITY: i've heard that Latinos make the best lover and I've always wanted to test that theory

HAIR COLOR: Black

EYE COLOR: somebody I saw at a store I went to had the sweetest light blue eyes I have EVER seen in my entire life. I mean I looked at them just briefly but they were so amazing to look at

HEIGHT:

CAR: seriously? for me, somebody would have to arrive in a horse-drawn carriage or ride in on the back of a horse

OCCUPATION: probably a creative person with a penchant for old English romance

WHERE HE LIVES: in a treehouse that he's been building/adding on to for the past several years

SEXIEST BODY PART: His warm embrace

DICK SIZE: i don't know. i can't really call myself a "size queen"..a mouthful is enough for me

USUAL SEXUAL POSITION: whatever makes us both feel good

HIS FAMILY: His mom is a nurse who is always volunteering her time to some worthwhile cause. He never had a father (or that's what his mother told him) and he's come to accept that for now.

HIS RELIGION: He has never really found his place in religion switching from: Lutheran to Catholic to Buddhism to Kabbalah and most recently to Scientology

HIS SECRET TALENT: Understanding. no matter how bad it gets, we always talk things out.

POLITICAL VIEWS: He tends to stay out of politics

VOICE: At night, his voice is like a whisper in the wind...quiet and confident..never raising his voice. When we kiss, he moans with the passion of a hurricane. When he laughs, people smile and laugh too.

PETS: A parrot, a goat, a cow, and 2 pigs. he affectionately calls them his "little family" and each night you can see him go out and sit with each animal and talk to them while he gently strokes them. The animals have such an implicit trust of him. Sometimes he will stay out talking to the animals for quite some time and I'll have to go out and tell him it's time to come in.

WHAT HE'S WEARING: he never dresses to impress. typically he's always wearing blue jeans and a crisp white t-shirt. somtimes if he wants to impress, he'll put on DOCKERS and a button-down shirt.

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?: neither

HIS FIRST NAME: Tim

CELEBRITY HE MOST RESEMBLES: the class of Fred Astaire, the charisma of Humphrey Bogart, and the passion of Clark Gable

HIS COLOGNE/SIGNATURE SCENT: long ago he eschewed the traditional colognes and has found a way to make his own "perfume waters". he's experimented with various flowers/spices but the one he is particularly proud of is a mix between roses and chrysanthemums

HIS BEDSHEETS: regular sheets and a quilt that was given to him by his mother and made by his grandmother's grandmother which he treasures and cherishes more than life itself

[Guest Rich.]

HIS FIRST NAME: Tim

 

You and me both Gcursor, I'd see Tim in a treehouse any day! Him Tarzan, me Jane, you Cheeta... !

 

Richard

[Diverdan]

Hey Rich,

Thanks for that link to TIM... he's pretty close to my ideal...age is not important, but zest for living life to the fullest is. Also enjoying classical music, good food and wine, laying by the fireplace on a bear skin rug in the dead of winter, 6'1" to 6'5" and everything else in proportion! But like others have said, I really enjoy some latinos too, especially the ones like Juan... but then again, I love the Scandanivan guys like Thor as well! My, I will proably never have an Ideal Man! I enjoy so many varieties.

[Guest Rich.]

I really enjoy some latinos too, ...

 

DD, I too can get bored with smorgasbord, a little feijoada on the side never hurts, huh?

 

Richard

[Diverdan]

Richard,

You are right about that... but then again, I enjoy a lot of different things on the side.... :-)

DD

[RexAll]

People are probably expecting me to give a smarmy answer for this and I did think about it. But I also have a serious side and that's what I used for this answer...

 

HIS AGE: he has to still want to have fun in life

ETHNICITY: i've heard that Latinos make the best lover and I've always wanted to test that theory

HAIR COLOR: Black

EYE COLOR: somebody I saw at a store I went to had the sweetest light blue eyes I have EVER seen in my entire life. I mean I looked at them just briefly but they were so amazing to look at

HEIGHT:

CAR: seriously? for me, somebody would have to arrive in a horse-drawn carriage or ride in on the back of a horse

OCCUPATION: probably a creative person with a penchant for old English romance

WHERE HE LIVES: in a treehouse that he's been building/adding on to for the past several years

SEXIEST BODY PART: His warm embrace

DICK SIZE: i don't know. i can't really call myself a "size queen"..a mouthful is enough for me

USUAL SEXUAL POSITION: whatever makes us both feel good

HIS FAMILY: His mom is a nurse who is always volunteering her time to some worthwhile cause. He never had a father (or that's what his mother told him) and he's come to accept that for now.

HIS RELIGION: He has never really found his place in religion switching from: Lutheran to Catholic to Buddhism to Kabbalah and most recently to Scientology

HIS SECRET TALENT: Understanding. no matter how bad it gets, we always talk things out.

POLITICAL VIEWS: He tends to stay out of politics

VOICE: At night, his voice is like a whisper in the wind...quiet and confident..never raising his voice. When we kiss, he moans with the passion of a hurricane. When he laughs, people smile and laugh too.

PETS: A parrot, a goat, a cow, and 2 pigs. he affectionately calls them his "little family" and each night you can see him go out and sit with each animal and talk to them while he gently strokes them. The animals have such an implicit trust of him. Sometimes he will stay out talking to the animals for quite some time and I'll have to go out and tell him it's time to come in.

WHAT HE'S WEARING: he never dresses to impress. typically he's always wearing blue jeans and a crisp white t-shirt. somtimes if he wants to impress, he'll put on DOCKERS and a button-down shirt.

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?: neither

HIS FIRST NAME: Tim

CELEBRITY HE MOST RESEMBLES: the class of Fred Astaire, the charisma of Humphrey Bogart, and the passion of Clark Gable

HIS COLOGNE/SIGNATURE SCENT: long ago he eschewed the traditional colognes and has found a way to make his own "perfume waters". he's experimented with various flowers/spices but the one he is particularly proud of is a mix between roses and chrysanthemums

HIS BEDSHEETS: regular sheets and a quilt that was given to him by his mother and made by his grandmother's grandmother which he treasures and cherishes more than life itself

 

Mr. Cursor-- I thought you had met AJ Irons. He is Latino isn't he? Or have you not met him, and I am getting you confused with Mr. Beloved Death ( Liebes Tod)?

 

Rex

[gcursor]

*sobbing*

 

No *sobs* I have never met him yet *cries uncontrollably* but I know that someday when the time is right, everything will happen so I'm not worried. There was another person that I wanted to see for months and never could make the schedules work but when it did, it was one of the BEST times ever.

Gcursor

 

Mr. Cursor-- I thought you had met AJ Irons. He is Latino isn't he? Or have you not met him, and I am getting you confused with Mr. Beloved Death ( Liebes Tod)?

 

Rex

[jawjateck]

My ideal man is a relatively new acquaintance I made since I last visited Hooville. Time will tell what will become of us.