Beam me Up Scotty

[gcursor]

Which STAR TREK character (from any STAR TREK show: original STAR TREK, STAR TREK: The Next Generation, ENTERPRISE, DEEP SPACE 9) have you always wanted to have sex with?

Gcursor

[Racketjock]

I would like to claim the father, Captain Kirk, from the recent movie remake, aka. Chris Hemsworth the current god of Thor:

 

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[Guest Rich.]

Gcursor, you're seriously barking. I know exactly whom I want to have bold sex with. But... I don't know the name, episode, blah-blah. If I proffer up some details, you willing to do the research?

 

Richard

[gcursor]

details

 

Sure Rich..put your details up and I'm sure one of us will have an answer for you

Gcursor

 

Gcursor, you're seriously barking. I know exactly whom I want to have bold sex with. But... I don't know the name, episode, blah-blah. If I proffer up some details, you willing to do the research?

 

Richard

[Guy Fawkes]

Sulu! Assuming that Brad doesn't start chasing me around with the fracking sword!

[seeker630]

Many years ago....Wesley Crusher

[Guest Rich.]

Wrong. Seeker630. So WRONG! But LMFAO.

 

Richard

[Guest Rich.]

Sure Rich..put your details up and I'm sure one of us will have an answer for you

Gcursor

 

OK. You're concentrating, right, Gcursor? The episode was after the original Shatty series. It involved Picard and Data. Oh, and Deanna Troi (sic). She was definitely there. Nope... I've not got the hots for her Mum... I happened to fall fatally in lust with an alien. (shut up, Lee).

 

It beamed over from a student ship (trust me on this, Philippe Starck was totally absent from the set). Deanna called him a 'Rogue' (HIM magazine, c. 1977) and Data went through his US Robotics Inc. Dictionary trying to analyse the meaning of the word, 'Rogue', whilst (!) the rest of us just wanted to get laid. ASAP.

 

The alien had a ponytail. I know. I know. The whole Board is about to collapse around my ears. But, me being a child of the 60's, men with long hair still excite me in a way no crop-top can.

 

This had better be enough.

 

Richard

[Guest Rich.]

Many years ago....Wesley Crusher

 

Seeker630, have you checked out Owen? I have a serious Crush...Er!

 

Richard

[Decatur Guy]

Always thought Chakotay from "Voyager" would throw a good fuck.

 

http://www.vidiot.com/st-voy/images/VoyagerBeltran7.jpg

[Decatur Guy]

The guy in this picture was Kirk's primitive friend from a previous scouting. The woman was a bitch who sold them out to some Klingons. They would have made a greatway threeway with Kirk.

 

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/30454/Abbey_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

[Decatur Guy]

And could Kirk being going where plenty of authoritative men have gone before with impressionable young men?

 

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_FVuhrz8ZXkI/S5z2Cz0lLsI/AAAAAAAAAlw/yWQSyxxJlWg/charliex16314.jpg

[leigh.bess.toad]

OK. You're concentrating, right, Gcursor? The episode was after the original Shatty series. It involved Picard and Data. Oh, and Deanna Troi (sic). She was definitely there. Nope... I've not got the hots for her Mum... I happened to fall fatally in lust with an alien. (shut up, Lee).

 

It beamed over from a student ship (trust me on this, Philippe Starck was totally absent from the set). Deanna called him a 'Rogue' (HIM magazine, c. 1977) and Data went through his US Robotics Inc. Dictionary trying to analyse the meaning of the word, 'Rogue', whilst (!) the rest of us just wanted to get laid. ASAP.

 

The alien had a ponytail. I know. I know. The whole Board is about to collapse around my ears. But, me being a child of the 60's, men with long hair still excite me in a way no crop-top can.

 

This had better be enough.

 

Richard

 

Rich -- I don't know if this is the episode you were thinking about but it was the one that immediately came to my mind. The Outrageous Okona. Fourth episode, season 2 of ST:TNG. He's one of the two I thought of immediately: Is this him:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/STOkona.jpg

 

The other possibility, at least for me, was Roga Danar from the episode The Hunted. 11th episode, season 3. A genetically modified soldier escpes from a camp set up for these soldiers and wants to return to the main population.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/STtheHunted.jpg

 

Either of these the guy you're talking about.

[Decatur Guy]

Roga Danar was hot.

[+ friendofsheila]

I can remember 2, on Voyager:

 

Tom Paris, but in the early days. He's got one of those faces where if he gains 1/2 a pound it'll show up on his face and he looks so different. Later in the series when he became Mr. Mom he was nice but didn't look as hot.

 

The second I don't remember his name. He was someone that Seven of Nine met and fell in love with when she entered some kind of nether-region (under hypnosis or something) where she didn't have her implants or something. He was an alien with probably a bit of extra nose but it couldn't hide the fact that he was soooooo handsome. If anybody can remember the episode, I'll go looking for pictures.

[+ friendofsheila]

Oh, wait a second, what's wrong with me??

 

In the episode where the Borg Queen announces her plans to come to Earth (I think this was the big series finale), she shows the reason why. She shows a hologram of a human, who just happens to be a very nicely-built young man wearing bikini underpants. (I'm not lying!) I'd go for him.

[kevininsa]

Well, evidently I have the same tastes as Rich & Lee. I also immediately thought of Okona... and would have added Roga if I had thought of him.

And FOS: for the life of me I can't recall the scene you're mentioning. I assume that was on Voyager?

 

Rich -- I don't know if this is the episode you were thinking about but it was the one that immediately came to my mind. The Outrageous Okona. Fourth episode, season 2 of ST:TNG. He's one of the two I thought of immediately: Is this him:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/STOkona.jpg

 

The other possibility, at least for me, was Roga Danar from the episode The Hunted. 11th episode, season 3. A genetically modified soldier escpes from a camp set up for these soldiers and wants to return to the main population.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/STtheHunted.jpg

 

Either of these the guy you're talking about.

[leigh.bess.toad]

However, I would like to propose another name for some. Although physically he may not be attractive (but to each his own), I know that some find the attitude of an arrogant, overbearing, condescending, self-righteous pompous jerk appealing. Some people must find it attractive because they keep getting hired.

 

I give you Simma Kolrami:

 

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523210602/memoryalpha/en/images/9/99/Sirna_kolrami.jpg

[Decatur Guy]

However, I would like to propose another name for some. Although physically he may not be attractive (but to each his own), I know that some find the attitude of an arrogant, overbearing, condescending, self-righteous pompous jerk appealing. Some people must find it attractive because they keep getting hired.

 

I give you Simma Kolrami:

 

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523210602/memoryalpha/en/images/9/99/Sirna_kolrami.jpg

 

LMAO. I really liked the episode he was in.

[Guest Rich.]

Rich -- I don't know if this is the episode you were thinking about but it was the one that immediately came to my mind. The Outrageous Okona. Fourth episode, season 2 of ST:TNG. He's one of the two I thought of immediately: Is this him:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/STOkona.jpg

 

Yup, Lee, that's the Animal. Sorry, I mean Alien. :o

 

I didn't realise that the super-hunky, cocky-and-arrogant actor,

, playing The Outrageous Okona was up against a young Teri Hatcher. I'm told that Worf interrupted them in flagrante delicto. No wonder she became a Desperate Housewife!

 

Richard

[Guest macnva]

Although there were more than a few actors/characters that could have beamed me up there were only two who I wanted to take me. William Shatner as Captain Kirk to take me where no man had been before and Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard.

[Guest macnva]

"Although physically he may not be attractive (but to each his own), I know that some find the attitude of an arrogant, overbearing, condescending, self-righteous pompous jerk appealing."

 

Really? Care to elaborate? After all the escort is that way because he won't play with you?

 

"Some people must find it attractive because they keep getting hired. "

 

Just like an escort must be able to find enough clients to keep working to avoid clients who feel that their money entitles them to say no to the escort!

[Guest Rich.]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/STOkona.jpg

 

OMG!

played gay. I mean, hair and make-up aside, yum, Yum, YUM! Dynasty!

 

Richard

[Decatur Guy]

If you like rough trade, try out ...

 

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/d/da/Archer_on_Defiant_bridge.jpg/292px-Archer_on_Defiant_bridge.jpg

 

 

Mirror Universe Johnathan Archer

[Decatur Guy]

For the boyfriend experience, try out the heroic and handsome and romantic Castillo from the doomed, time-traveling Enterprise C:

 

http://ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Richard-Castillo-played-by-Christopher-McDonald.jpg

 

And here is the actor who played him, Christopher McDonald, in more recent times. Still handsome:

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OoofzdWdU8s/St3NxuCAwoI/AAAAAAAAIYo/x9_YN6LrQYw/s400/Christopher+McDonald.jpg