Who am I again?

[Rick Munroe]

Here we go again. Apparently, somebody on here thinks that Doug69 and I are one and the same, based on IP addresses. Previously, I was also accused of being purplekow (because he agreed with me about something, I think...always a red flag, right?) and it was assumed that Kevin Slater lives in my apartment (also due to IP address). At one point, I was also accused of being Woodlawn (Oops, am I dating myself? He's one of the old-timers from the days of HooBoy) and one or two (or three?) others whose names now escape me.

 

I find the whole thing quite offensive, because really, I think I'm a much better writer than any of those guys.

[leigh.bess.toad]

You may find it offensive but I don't see you denying it either! Does silence mean consent? Hmmmmm.

 

Although I think we can safely rule out that you are neither PK or Kevin Slater.

[+ ArVaGuy]

Wait a minute Rick, if that is who you are.

 

If you are you then who am I?

 

I'm so confused.

 

Don't you know who I think I used to be? Harrumph!

[Guest Rich.]

Rick,

 

I have also been wrongly accused of being someone else. I'd suggest doing what I did. I told them it was true, they'd found me out, and please (PLEASE!) would they not tell on me.

 

I've garnered some satisfaction, whilst they're undoubtedly congratulating themselves on their detective skills, sitting here knowing that they're actually incompetent f***wits!

 

Just an idea.

 

Richard

[Rick Munroe]

You may find it offensive but I don't see you denying it either!

 

OK, apparently when I do use a smiley, you still can't tell when I'm just kidding. Btw, Lee, have you stopped beating your wife?

[Rick Munroe]

Don't you know who I think I used to be? Harrumph!

 

OMG, you're David Cassidy?? Wow, I really am a starfucker.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Didn%27t_You_Used_to_Be..._cover.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

I've garnered some satisfaction, whilst they're undoubtedly congratulating themselves on their detective skills, sitting here knowing that they're actually incompetent f***wits!

 

That's hilarious. I wish I'd thought of it! Can I be you, too? Maybe I already am.

[+ purplekow]

I find the whole thing quite offensive, because really, I think I'm a much better writer than any of those guys.

 

I think you ought to fact check your thinking.

[+ purplekow]

Here we go again. I was also accused of being purplekow.

 

J'accuse. Strange thing is when I look in the mirror, which is rarely, I don't see you. Actually, i don't see me either. i see my father and it really is frightening. My father was Elmer the Purplebull. http://www.google.com/search?q=purplebull&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=wg3kTYH8EcjUgAee6K23Bg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBMQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=895 Apparently the whole family album comes up with this link. Dad is the hulky bull in the second row.

[leigh.bess.toad]

OK, apparently when I do use a smiley, you still can't tell when I'm just kidding. Btw, Lee, have you stopped beating your wife?

 

What we have here is a failure to communicate. Of course I got you were kidding. As was I when I suggested an affirmative denial.

 

But for the record, no I haven't. I've started training on the heavy bag and the speed bag in the gym with my trainer and I need something to practice on at home.

 

I mean, we all have our fantasies, don't we? Rape, spousal abuse, abusing faggots. It's all good, right?