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So I'm looking for the best "punchlines" only of the funniest jokes you've ever heard...

 

I'll start...

 

so she says to her husband, "Where's my eggs and toast?"

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So I'm looking for the best "punchlines" only of the funniest jokes you've ever heard...

 

I'll start...

 

so she says to her husband, "Where's my eggs and toast?"

leigh.bess.toad Mentor

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I think one of the funniest lines at the end of a story wasn't to a joke but to a story told here many months ago by Ms. Guy. I sill think of this story often, but I can't find it right now but if you look I'm sure you will be able to. Or perhaps we could convince Ms. Guy to regale it with us again. But the punch line, in and of itself is brilliant:

 

"It isn't what you think. The cucumber is for my boyfriend"

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"It isn't what you think. The cucumber is for my boyfriend"

 

A special encore appearance for Lee:

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/images/icons/icon1.png

Found in the comments section of above link

 

 

I had been a cashier at walmart for only a short time when a young maybe about 15 year old girl walks up to the 20 items or less aisle with 4 items. One of those large cucumbers in shrink wrap and four boxes of condoms… I smiled and completed the transaction in silence. At the end of the transaction the young girl proceeds to say, “This isnt what you think, the cucumber is for my boyfriend.” I laughed until I cried.

leigh.bess.toad Mentor

leigh.bess.toad

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A special encore appearance for Lee:

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/images/icons/icon1.png

Found in the comments section of above link

 

 

I had been a cashier at walmart for only a short time when a young maybe about 15 year old girl walks up to the 20 items or less aisle with 4 items. One of those large cucumbers in shrink wrap and four boxes of condoms… I smiled and completed the transaction in silence. At the end of the transaction the young girl proceeds to say, “This isnt what you think, the cucumber is for my boyfriend.” I laughed until I cried.

 

Thank you for that Ms. Guy. That is one of the best stories I may have ever heard. I damned near lost half of my office from dying of laughter when I told them the story. The one who laughed the most: the only lady in our group. I thought she was choking.

 

Truly a wonderfuol story. Thanks for posting it again Ms. Guy

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"Meanwhile, the statistician is running from room to room lighting trashcans on fire -- he needed more samples."

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