Aliens!

[gcursor]

It's far off into the future and SURPRISE! we have discovered alien life on other planets! They are very peaceful and we decide to meet one sunny morning..YOU have been elected as OFFICIAL DIPLOMAT for the World...

 

AS the aliens emerge from their spacecraft and MILLIONS of people are watching, you say the first words to the aliens which are....

[+ purplekow]

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

[Steven_Draker]

... you say the first words to the aliens which are....

 

http://www.chinesegardenscene.com/mediac/400_0/media/ChineseWelcome.jpg

[+ friendofsheila]

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

 

Ha!

[+ friendofsheila]

I'd say:

 

"What took you guys so long? Your drivers are supposed to get here in 20 minutes or my ride is free!

 

Oh, never mind. Let's just get going.

 

I don't care. Just drive. "

[+ honcho]

The obvious first word would be ``Welcome!''

 

The obscure movie reference would be "Klatuu Barata Nikto"

 

The cynical thought would be - "that's a lot of assumptions - that they are compatible with earth's atmosphere, would be able to understand or at least register our vocal utterrances in the pitch range that we speak (unlike bats or whales), that a televised meeting would appropriate, or that the arrival would be spontaneous and unrehearsed ..."

[Guest Rich.]

"Top or bottom?"

 

Richard

[KMEM]

It's far off into the future and SURPRISE! we have discovered alien life on other planets! They are very peaceful and we decide to meet one sunny morning..YOU have been elected as OFFICIAL DIPLOMAT for the World...

 

AS the aliens emerge from their spacecraft and MILLIONS of people are watching, you say the first words to the aliens which are....

 

You have landed in a no parking zone. We take Visa or MC for the fine.

 

There likely would be such a telecast (now) but I would have to suppose that communication had been well established before such an "event". Otherwise something along the lines of we hope you come in peace and we welcome you in peace (and hope neither one of us is lying).

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[orbital sander]

get me outta here

[Guest skrubber]

It's far off into the future and SURPRISE! we have discovered alien life on other planets! They are very peaceful and we decide to meet one sunny morning..YOU have been elected as OFFICIAL DIPLOMAT for the World...

 

AS the aliens emerge from their spacecraft and MILLIONS of people are watching, you say the first words to the aliens which are....

Get out of here

[Guest Rich.]

"it's two-fifty, thousand overnight, I don't tentacle."

 

Richard

[Lohengrin1979]

"it's two-fifty, thousand overnight, I don't tentacle."

 

Richard

 

Well done, sir.

 

Lohengrin1979