Come here much?

[gcursor]

So what's your best or worst pickup line you've ever used? I always use

 

"Hey...my imaginary friend thinks you're hot!"

or

"I know you can't tell this by looking at me but I'm actually a very handsome frog...KISS ME!"

[Kevin Slater]

"I can't wait for tomorrow... 'cause you get better looking every day."

 

"Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'cause I can sure see myself in them."

 

"Do you have a little Czech in you? Want some?"

 

Courtesy of a girlfriend of mine.

 

Kevin Slater

[instudiocity]

Hey Baby, You and me, Hubba-Hubba - Chachi Arcola.

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

so what's your best or worst pickup line you've ever used? I always use

 

"hey...my imaginary friend thinks you're hot!"

or

"i know you can't tell this by looking at me but i'm actually a very handsome frog...kiss me!"

 

 

Lick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[down_to_business]

I'm not really this tall... I am sitting on my wallet.

[+ friendofsheila]

I think a masseur commented on something about my having a g-string tan line. I pretty quickly got to ask if he liked my ass. He replied that he did like it. Fortunately I was ready to ask:

 

"Does it look good enough to eat?"

[Pegasus]

Come over here and sit on my lap...and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!

 

 

Hey there. Do you sleep on your back?...No?...Can I?

[doitb4ugo]

Without offending any previous posters....can I assume that these are the worst lines...not the best?

[+ FreshFluff]

R. Burton to E. Taylor: "Has anyone ever told you you're a very pretty girl?"

[+ kontor1]

"I can't wait for tomorrow... 'cause you get better looking every day."

"Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'cause I can sure see myself in them."

 

"Do you have a little Czech in you? Want some?"

 

Courtesy of a girlfriend of mine.

 

Kevin Slater

 

I love everyone, especially the first So cute and charming

[Michael Wayne]

back in my twink days when I would cruise a muscle hunk in a bar I would say, "Hey, I am only 150 pounds but 50 of it is cock!" It worked alot. They were ALL bottoms!

[+ honcho]

``If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?''

[+ Oliver]

..."Does it look good enough to eat?"

 

AAAND??? Did it work???

[NYTomcat]

Not sure it was the quintessential line but recently I had a Guy walk up to me as I was getting my coat from the coat check. "You know I really just don't want to sleep alone tonight" brutal honestly and hell yeah it worked Oliver .... of course you know. Im a slut.

[leigh.bess.toad]

r .... of course you know. Im a slut.

 

I'd heard rumors to that effect. But it's a long line of us.

[BgMstr4u]

I keep thinking of good lines but am too shy to use them.

[JoeBlow]

Without offending any previous posters....can I assume that these are the worst lines...not the best?

 

Best or worst? Probably neither...but I think they're totally hilarious. Thanks for the laughs fellas.