This Week at The Gaiety (9/8 Review)

[NY Observer]

Welcome to This Week at The Gaiety, the hottest show on Broadway. This week’s show was a good one, not as much big muscle as some shows, but definitely a group of hot looking men.

With the festivities of the NFL season opening coming to Times Square this past Thursday, which I hear shut down our favorite theatre for the night, I must confess that I really don’t want New York City to be awarded the Olympics, can you imagine the chaos that would cause?

Checked out a new and fabulous restaurant last night. It’s called Noche (541-7070), 1604 Broadway (48th/49th). The theme is Latin. The food is tasty, beautifully presented and is extremely creative. The dessert menu was very interesting, almost as scrumptious as the treats offered at The Gaiety. The atmosphere is festive. It’s four levels, ground floor bar, main dining area, mezzanine dining (nice views) and a floor for private parties. At some point, they are going to have a dance floor and live music. The décor was very tasteful and modern. Highly recommended.

There has been some discussion of a play called Take Me Out on the Message Center. It looks interesting. Check out http://www.publictheater.org. While the first Gaiety outing to an event was not a big success, let me know if it’s something you might be interested in getting a group together for, perhaps a mid-week busman’s holiday?

Happy New Year to our Jewish readers.

This week, I was only able to make the weekend show on Saturday night, so my awards and perceptions are based on a much more limited viewing than normal.

This Week’s Awards:

Best Show (1st Song): William

Best Show (2nd Song): Angel

Fan Favorite: Ben

Most Improved: Sebastian

Best Dancer: Angel; honorable mentions: Tristan, Antonio

Boy Next Door: Aiden

Boy Most Likely to Appear in A&F Catalog: Tristan

Barefoot Boy of the Week: Tino

Biggest Dick: BIG week…Andre. Honorable Mentions: Marlone, Sebastian

Best Erection: Marlone

Best Butt: my favorite was Angel’s

Best Body: Marlone

Most Muscular: Brian

Best Newcomer: Aiden

Best Smile: Sebastian

Best Eye Contact: Andre

Most Congenial: Ben

Most Sensual: Angel

Most Sexual: Marco

Worst Shoes: Marco

Best Dressed: limited sample, will give to Antonio based on Saturday night

Best Underwear/Bathing Suit: Marlone

Worst Tattoo: this award has been retired

Boy Would Most Want to go Dancing With: Angel

Boy Would Most Want on your arm at the theater: Sebastian

Boy Would Most Want to go to the Ballgame (hockey game) with: Antonio

Boy Would Most Want to go Shopping With: Tristan

Boy Would Most Want to go to the Beach with: Angel

Boy Would Most Want to wake up next to: Sebastian

 

As always, the opinions conveyed in this review are mine alone. We all have different tastes, so the guys I like the most might be the ones you like the least. There is rarely any consensus on who is “best in show”. That becomes obvious, when at the end of the weekend shows, more than half of the dancers get tips when the fans proclaim their preferences. I am frequently amazed when a patron who has not been tipping the entire night decides to tip a dancer I like the least. Different strokes for different folks.

1. Tino Lopez, the All World’s video star, a good-looking performer, nice smile, beautiful skin, nicely toned body, good sized uncut dick. I particularly liked when in his first number he showed off his butt even before he took off his shirt. It was a unique presentation and was effective. Tino has a hot looking butt, probably his best feature.

2. Sebastian, making his return to our stage after almost a year’s absence. He looked great, granted a year older, but he had a transformation in his personality, showing a great smile on stage and off. He actually spent some time in the lounge, the first time I’ve ever seen him do that. This man is the textbook definition of tall, dark and handsome. He still doesn’t dance much on stage, but just looking at his presence is nice. He told me he put 110% effort into his show; I think that’s not quite true, but it was definitely an improved performance. He seemed so much more relaxed on stage. Sebastian is quite well-endowed, has a nice physique, his arms in particular are very muscular (hard as rock, he told me). This was the first opportunity that I had to get to know Sebastian and he’s a very nice, interesting guy. I look forward to his return in late October.

3. Tristan, the first of three consecutive entertaining acts. Tristan is a very good-looking, seductive blond (not natural, at least I don’t think he is). He is an excellent dancer, dresses very club-like and has a nicely tanned, toned body. He is very adept on the stage. He has a nice smile, looks at the patrons, one by one, making sure to make good eye contact. In the lounge, he is very friendly, outgoing; his personality is one of his best features.

4. William, the gymnast and break dancer. He puts on a non-stop routine in his first song, showing extraordinary flexibility and strength. To me, it’s more like a circus act, with one feature after another. He performs some amazing feats, multiple handstands, break dancing on his hand and then a new move where he spins around on his knee. You have to see it to believe it. When he puts on his crash helmet, I always smile. Fun performer! Looks wise, William has a very nicely toned body, much like a gymnast. I didn’t like his new hairstyle much. I felt he looked a lot better with shorter hair. He has an average dick and a butt that he is increasingly showing off to the audience.

5. Antonio, a hot performer, great dancer, stylish dresser, always improving act. He moves so well on stage, the suave Latin man who everyone falls for. On Saturday night, he wore a very sexy outfit, a nice black dress shirt and a fancy pair of print pants. He was also wearing a very sexy pair of underwear. His dancing is fast-paced and exhilarating. He seems to really enjoy being on the stage. He always has a nice hard-on, is showing off a lot of his hot butt. He loves to show off the muscles in his butt, holding them in, out, in, out. I think he’s one of the sexiest performers to come to The Gaiety in quite a long time.

6. Brian, the biggest muscle this week. Brian has a good look, featuring a nice upper body; his arms, in particular, appeared to be bigger than last time around. He has a decent sized dick, perhaps it appears bigger because he’s so shaved down there. Brian does a nice job of flexing and showing off his best features. He has a very nice smile and appears to be a friendly guy.

7. Andre, also making his return after a lengthy absence. It was nice to see him back on the stage. Andre is a large African American guy, very friendly, good body, huge dick, perhaps the biggest one we get to see. He is very aware of his biggest asset, showing it off, making sure everyone gets a good view. I think that we often ignore the rest of his nice body, focusing on the obvious. He’s very outgoing on the stage, chatting with patrons, having a good time. I thought that Andre showed a lot more eye contact than in the past. He was looking at patrons, winking at them, flirting a bit. He has developed a nice following at The Gaiety.

8. Ben, appearing onstage from the side, jumping up on stage sporting a security officer’s outfit. Performing to Ricky Martin, he always puts on a good show, trying to get the crowd going. He has a well-toned small body frame body, looks like a better-looking version of the singer Mark Anthony. He did his Something in the Air routine for the second song, complete with his denim jacket. Ben is one of the most charismatic performers on stage, always extremely popular.

9. Marco, a personal favorite, though not my typical type. He’s been onstage the past 3 weekends but only one day each weekend (this weekend both days from what I hear). He’s very sexy onstage, those piercing blue eyes and his seductive body dripping with sweat are big turn-ons. He came out Saturday night with a nice pair of jeans on, showing off his body and in particular his butt, extremely well. He used his belt as a prop, attempting to drape it around a patron’s neck. Well, Marco selected the wrong victim and the poor frightened soul went running toward the back of the theatre. It was quite the scene. It’s funny, Marco has a lot of the things I generally don’t like, from his multiple tattoos to his ugly stage shoes. But for a change, I can see beyond that and see what is a very handsome man. He’s quite well-endowed, has a nice physique and is a polished stage performer. He has a friendly personality and I’m sure will do well on future appearances.

10. Angel, another personal favorite, a great dancer, beautiful body, nice blond hair, great smile, he really enjoys performing on the stage. He is among the best movers and shakers. I particularly liked when a patron gave Angel a t-shirt to towel off with during his show. Angel used the towel extremely well, first wiping himself off, then putting on the shirt, then using it throughout the rest of the routine, running it across his butt, using it very creatively. Oh that butt!

11. Marlone, another entertainer, very good-looking, nice body, great smile, good dancer, very innovative on the stage. His second show starts with him coming out with a black and red cape and sliding down the runway in his socks. He reveals a huge dick, which he comes close to sucking to the delight of the crowd. It was unusual to see an African American moved up from the last position, a long time coming. Marlone is a talented performer and is a nice guy, I think we’re going to be seeing a lot of this guy.

12. Aiden, a newcomer, very sexy look, a young kid, kind of rough around the edges, perhaps a bit cocky on stage. He has a very nice body, well toned, an above average dick and a nice butt. He didn’t have the polish on stage that many of the guys have acquired. He didn’t look at the audience at all (shades his first song), didn’t really smile much, but it was his first time around. He was definitely a good looking kid.

 

That’s it for this week. Next week’s rumored guests are the continuation of Ben, Marco and Marlone. Tony Pitt will be making his return engagement, hopefully lasting a full week this time around (I missed him last time when he didn’t last until Friday). Cody will be on stage too. I think that Ronnie is joining the cast on Friday.

As always, please feel free to email me with your thoughts, comments and questions. My email is nyobsrvr@aol.com. Please make sure to put a title on the email as I delete a lot of mail that looks like junk.

 

Have a great week! See you next time around.

Hugs,

NYO

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello NYO,

 

>With the festivities of the NFL season opening coming to

>Times Square this past Thursday, which I hear shut down our

>favorite theatre for the night, I must confess that I really

>don’t want New York City to be awarded the Olympics, can you

>imagine the chaos that would cause?

 

OH MY! I would think the opposite. All of those handsome athletes from all over the world? I am sure the audience at the Gaiety would look even better than the performers during that time if the Olympics were here.

 

 

>>7. Andre, also making his return after a lengthy absence.

>It was nice to see him back on the stage. Andre is a large

>African American guy, very friendly, good body, huge dick,

>perhaps the biggest one we get to see. He is very aware of

>his biggest asset, showing it off, making sure everyone gets

>a good view. I think that we often ignore the rest of his

>nice body, focusing on the obvious. He’s very outgoing on

>the stage, chatting with patrons, having a good time. I

>thought that Andre showed a lot more eye contact than in the

>past. He was looking at patrons, winking at them, flirting

>a bit. He has developed a nice following at The Gaiety.

 

Yes, we can all agree that his cock is beyond huge and that one would have to go to the emergency room after having him "in". However, having a huge cock means you don't have to dance? He just walked back and forth and stood still. He is handsome with a smile to die for but he could have moved a bit more.

 

Like Cooper, the review is cool here and in the "Gaiety" section. This gives people the chance to share their opinions as well. Thanks again for a great review.

 

V D N

 

 

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[hiJinX]

>

>Yes, we can all agree that his cock is beyond huge and that

>one would have to go to the emergency room after having him

>"in". However, having a huge cock means you don't have to

>dance? He just walked back and forth and stood still. He

>is handsome with a smile to die for but he could have moved

>a bit more.

 

I dont care what Andre does. Wow.

I wanna know what a private with him is like though...and is a hospital visit needed after one? or perhaps just an orthodontist/dentist?

 

Wow.}>

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello HIJINX,

 

>>Yes, we can all agree that his cock is beyond huge and that

>>one would have to go to the emergency room after having him

>>"in". However, having a huge cock means you don't have to

>>dance? He just walked back and forth and stood still. He

>>is handsome with a smile to die for but he could have moved

>>a bit more.

>

>I dont care what Andre does. Wow.

>I wanna know what a private with him is like though...and is

>a hospital visit needed after one? or perhaps just an

>orthodontist/dentist?

 

LOL! Well, don't get me wrong, I was NOT BLINKING as well BUT having a tree from the great jungle go missing and then show up between your legs does not mean you have a free pass NOT to dance in a male burlesque dance show. He just stood there. He could have at least moved his delicious brown ass to the beat.

 

Believe me, a dentist would not help. You would need an ER - his "thang" is large. He dick was the size of a woman's forarm I work with.

 

V D N

 

 

>

>Wow.}>

[Paul Revere]

Andre is a very nice guy. Most dancers speak very highly of him, and they have told me that he looks out for the younger more inexperienced dancers, and gives advice and encouragement to them.

 

He has been quoted as saying "Denise doesn't hire me to dance!"

 

He knows what his talents are and he is such a nice guy, he shares them with us.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello Paul,

 

>Andre is a very nice guy. Most dancers speak very highly of

>him, and they have told me that he looks out for the younger

>more inexperienced dancers, and gives advice and

>encouragement to them.

>

>He has been quoted as saying "Denise doesn't hire me to

>dance!"

>

>He knows what his talents are and he is such a nice guy, he

>shares them with us.

 

I agree that he is totally a nice, down to earth guy. He is so friendly and warm. However, if you are referring to his large dick as a talent then it makes me wonder: is having a large dick a talent or a gift? Isn't a talent something you work at and practice? Unless he uses a pump or has had surgery I would tend not to use the word talent to reference his member. But that is just me ... simple country folk. However, they do grow them big up here.

 

I felt it a bit odd that he just stood there and people looked at "it" like it was one of those side shows at the circus. Granted, I did not budge out of my seat but some of the less "talented" dancers try to be rythmic somehow. I guess if he moved more I wouldn't be so picky about this. Then again, people don't come for the dancing but it doesn't help to put some sparkle in the show.

 

V D N

[hiJinX]

>>

>>He knows what his talents are and he is such a nice guy, he

>>shares them with us.

>

>I agree that he is totally a nice, down to earth guy. He is

>so friendly and warm. However, if you are referring to his

>large dick as a talent then it makes me wonder: is having a

>large dick a talent or a gift? Isn't a talent something you

>work at and practice?

 

I would call what you describe as a skill. Something mastered by practice and studying. Talents have more connotation of something intrinsic/native to the talented. Gift along the same lines.

 

I would say Andre has enough dick to be both gifted AND talented.

He doesnt dance for the safety of the audience lest he swing around too swiftly and decapitate someone in the front row.

[+ Lucky]

"Yes, we can all agree that his cock is beyond huge and that one would have to go to the emergency room after having him"

 

How odd that you would make this statement because after I went to the Gaiety Friday night, I DID end up in the emergency room on Saturday and just got out of the hospital! I guess I was so excited about Antonio and Tino and the new play Take Me Out that my heart was overtaxed. Fortunately, I lived to see another cock!

[+ Lucky]

A bear is Rick Munroe 50 pounds later!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>"Yes, we can all agree that his cock is beyond huge and that

>one would have to go to the emergency room after having him"

>

>How odd that you would make this statement because after I

>went to the Gaiety Friday night, I DID end up in the

>emergency room on Saturday and just got out of the hospital!

>I guess I was so excited about Antonio and Tino and the new

>play Take Me Out that my heart was overtaxed. Fortunately, I

>lived to see another cock!

>

 

ARE YOU SERIOUS? If so, I do hope all is well with you now?!? Goodness!!!

 

Speaking of medical conditions and the Gaiety, last weekend I was trying to get up the stairs and some man with his Oxygen in tow was trying to get up as well. I tried to be quiet and not rush him but he let me pass. I felt so bad. I would have taken my time getting up there behind him. I DO NOT want to be there when I am 108 with Oxygen, braces, etc. I DO NOT want that to be the place where I die. with my luck it will and after all of my life accomplishments are FORGOTTON in my obit they will write, "...he was found dead at the Gaiety with a bread stick lodged in his throat and a palm pilot filled with numbers of men with no last names".

 

As long as I don't smell bad and I have on good clothes I guess I won't mind.

 

V D N

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>A bear is Rick Munroe 50 pounds later!

 

THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. I need to know.

 

[Cooper]

>>A bear is Rick Munroe 50 pounds later!

>

>THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. I need to know.

>

>

 

V D N

 

I see a "bear" as being someone like a back-woods-person or a mountain man...Heavy set, hairy, could be in or not in shape, and rough in attitude. Hopefully they will have all their teeth, but that's not important..This isn't someone you would see dancing at the Gaiety, lol, (maybe @ RED)... Don't worry V D N, you are not a "bear", you're too nice of a guy.

 

"Cooper"

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Cooper,

 

Thanks for the help on this matter. And thanks for calling me a "nice guy". Though I always finish "last" I am happy with my niceness.

 

I will still try out the Dugout and see if anyone approaches me. Though I am getting more fiesty and I may hit on someone instead of waiting.

 

V D N

 

>>>A bear is Rick Munroe 50 pounds later!

>>

>>THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. I need to know.

>>

>>

>

>V D N

>

>I see a "bear" as being someone like a back-woods-person or

>a mountain man...Heavy set, hairy, could be in or not in

>shape, and rough in attitude. Hopefully they will have all

>their teeth, but that's not important..This isn't someone

>you would see dancing at the Gaiety, lol, (maybe @ RED)...

>Don't worry V D N, you are not a "bear", you're too nice of

>a guy.

>

>"Cooper"

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hello HIJINX

 

>I would say Andre has enough dick to be both gifted AND

>talented.

>He doesnt dance for the safety of the audience lest he swing

>around too swiftly and decapitate someone in the front

>row.

 

Well, as I was sitting stage side, I really had to lean back when he came close to me. His dick cast a shadow on my. I felt like a baby elephant under its mother's trunk.

 

V D N

 

 

;-)