Overnight and Hygiene Question

[tanman4u]

I'm considering scheduling an overnight with an escort I've hooked up with (and reviewed here) before but I'm wondering about something. I'm pretty meticulous in my personal hygiene to make sure there are no "surprises". I use the shower attachment and lots of soap and water, etc. But how do you handle what I hope will be a morning after romp? Do I just get up early, sneak into the bathroom, repeat it all then crawl back into bed? Kind of takes the spontaneity out of it.

[JT Brooklyn]

You could do it your way OR you could take your Overniter into the Shower with you! You've hung out previously so discuss this with him....

 

But be aware not every "Working Guy" is into as you say a Morning Romp! ASK!

[Juan Vancouver]

Hey Capt. Kev,

I agree that because of the nature of the specifics of our (against nature) sexuality we have to put spontaneity aside to ensure that things go as smooth as they can go, but forgetting heavy douching, and I don't know if you disagree with this, there is absolutely nothing sexy about an escort with a bloated face, morning breath and a possibly funky body. I personally would forget about all the spontaneity in the world if that will make my encounters more enjoyable.

 

Personally I would never recommend you to douche and go back to bed to have fun. It is always advisable to wait at least half an hour after douching so tht your body can absorb all the remaining liquid that could otherwise come out during sex. But as far as being spontaneous and simply waking up to have sex, I would really avoid that at all costs. Nothing kills passion quicker than bloodshot eyes and dragon breath.

 

I hope your overnight goes incredibly well and that you both have a riot.

 

Best wishes!

[+ azdr0710]

simply waking up to have sex,

 

unless you really know each other and, therefore, "don't care", I think that only happens in the movies!

[Guest greatness]

lol.. that's funny... Those hollywood movies...

 

unless you really know each other and, therefore, "don't care", I think that only happens in the movies!

[adriano46]

Hey Capt. Kev,

I agree that because of the nature of the specifics of our (against nature) sexuality we have to put spontaneity aside to ensure that things go as smooth as they can go, but forgetting heavy douching, and I don't know if you disagree with this, there is absolutely nothing sexy about an escort with a bloated face, morning breath and a possibly funky body. I personally would forget about all the spontaneity in the world if that will make my encounters more enjoyable.

 

Personally I would never recommend you to douche and go back to bed to have fun. It is always advisable to wait at least half an hour after douching so tht your body can absorb all the remaining liquid that could otherwise come out during sex. But as far as being spontaneous and simply waking up to have sex, I would really avoid that at all costs. Nothing kills passion quicker than bloodshot eyes and dragon breath.

 

I hope your overnight goes incredibly well and that you both have a riot.

 

Best wishes!

 

Absolutely wonderful response from Juan. In my overnights, I simply forego any idea of anal sex -- BUT do make sure everything else is a go. I usually get up earlier than my guest, do a thorough cleansing of the mouth, wash my face up (comb hair etc), shave, and do a nice wash cloth scrubbing of the essential parts for oral. I then carry a nice hot soapy clean wash cloth to my guest and gently wake him my washing his face and touching up the groin. Each one of them has been great in taking the hint, hitting the bathroom for 5-8 minutes to clean up like me, and we have a nice morning kissing, oral time. Works for me.

[Okliehomo]

No such thing...

 

As spontaneous morning anal sex..... too much of a crap shoot... sorry..... bad news, for sure.

 

I always suggest (ok, insist ) that my guests get up and have adequate bathroom time... including a shower... then proceed with the business at hand.

 

Better for everybody.

 

Okie

[Steven_Draker]

Capt. Kev, in case you fuck all night long you don't have to worry about this in the morning. Just an idea ... ask Thumper

[Guest]

I'm considering scheduling an overnight with an escort I've hooked up with (and reviewed here) before but I'm wondering about something. I'm pretty meticulous in my personal hygiene to make sure there are no "surprises". I use the shower attachment and lots of soap and water, etc. But how do you handle what I hope will be a morning after romp? Do I just get up early, sneak into the bathroom, repeat it all then crawl back into bed? Kind of takes the spontaneity out of it.

 

Isn't one of the reasons we pay big bucks to hire escorts that we don't have to worry about being judged about "surprises"? In my mind, an escort's job is to show you a good time despite any imperfections you may have. Not that you should intentionally do anything gross, but you're presumably spending good money, and should not have to worry about "what he might think."

[Guest mineallmine]

Isn't one of the reasons we pay big bucks to hire escorts that we don't have to worry about being judged about "surprises"? In my mind, an escort's job is to show you a good time despite any imperfections you may have. Not that you should intentionally do anything gross, but you're presumably spending good money, and should not have to worry about "what he might think."

 

Your absolutely right that you are paying money for a persons time. And while accidents do happen and any good escort worth their salt will take it all in stride and have a posative attitude about it, what happened to treating others how you want to be treated. Do you really want someone to kiss you with morning breath or have funk going on?

 

Not to mention some self pride. Do you not want to put your best foot forward. This is a person who is potentially going to be intimate with you. When you go out on a date with someone whom you are not paying you go out of your way to look good, smell good, taste good, and feel good. Why would you not go through the same effort for an escort. Just because you are paying them doesnt mean they deserve less effort on your part.

 

Tanman expresses some very good concerns for those who like to book longer periods of time with an escort. I know myself after an escort and I go to dinner and we make it back to the room I am the first one to go find the bathroom to brush my teeth and freshen up. I want the person I am with to have a good time and not have any doubts or reservations about what is to come.

[adriano46]

Many of us seem to agree on this, and one thing to remember, often on an overnight, you tend to have a meal together. I once stupidly suggested an exotic Thai meal. Later that evening, my escort has a "reaction" and the funky smell down below could not be easily masked... ruined the night (and he was really embarrassed as it was not really his fault).

 

As many have noted here, if you want bookend sex for your overnight (and let's face it, we hire generally for something like this or more for an overnight), concerns about hygiene come in. If especially it will be going to full anal, then you have to consider the dinner, and also some other aspects, and be prepared with all the products necessary o full cleaning (and rest for 30 minutes after) etc... mentioned above in other threads.

 

I fully agree that mutual respect is essential here.

[seeker630]

Isn't one of the reasons we pay big bucks to hire escorts that we don't have to worry about being judged about "surprises"? In my mind, an escort's job is to show you a good time despite any imperfections you may have. Not that you should intentionally do anything gross, but you're presumably spending good money, and should not have to worry about "what he might think."

If you're a top & it's YOU who gets a 'surprise' - do you feel the same?

[AdamSmith]

This is one of the most obsessive-compulsive threads I've ever seen here. What is the big deal? Wake up, take a dump, brush your teeth, go back to bed and fuck like rabbits.

 

Hard-core morning sex is the best thing in the world.

[AdamATL77]

Well... You could avoid eating during your entire overnight so you don't have to worry about passing anything, but then you won't be in the mood in the morning for spontaneous sex before breakfast.

 

If I top a client the next morning, I either pretend to sleep while I know he is getting ready or I make sure to fuck gently and without pulling out to minimise the mess. Of course, I would prefer everything to be clean as most of my clients expect the same. But some fantasies can't be fulfilled without some risk of getting dirty.

 

Other thoughts: Keep a handtowel and washcloth on the nightstand and strip the bed for housekeeping.

 

BOTTOM LINE: If the escort is a true professional, he is going to do the deed to fulfill your fantasy without getting upset over morning-sex accidents. He and you are going to shower next anyways. But you may want to change your mind about morning sex if you wake up and feel that last night's dinner has progressed faster down your digestive system than anticipated.

[AdamSmith]

Bit of technical observation: I find that, if one needs help cleaning out, a glycerin suppository can be easier than an enema. Same effect, but no worry about all that excess water which, as noted above, can come out at the most inopportune times.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Bit of technical observation: I find that, if one needs help cleaning out, a glycerin suppository can be easier than an enema. Same effect, but no worry about all that excess water which, as noted above, can come out at the most inopportune times.

 

Adam -- the only problem I've had with the glycerin suppositories is their turnaround time. Maybe it's just me, but sometimes it can take a couple of hours to produce results, which sort of spoils the mood.

[+ deej]

This is one of the most obsessive-compulsive threads I've ever seen here.

 

Are you saying these guys are anal?

[AdamSmith]

sometimes it can take a couple of hours to produce results, which sort of spoils the mood.

 

Good heavens. Suppositories work for me within 5 minutes. I must have irritable bowel syndrome.

[AdamSmith]

P.S. I've posted this before, but what the hell. Third time's a charm.

 

The Geography of the House

By W.H. Auden

 

(for Christopher Isherwood)

 

Seated after breakfast

In this white-tiled cabin

Arabs call the House where

Everybody Goes,

Even melancholics

Raise a cheer to Mrs.

Nature for the primal

Pleasure She bestows.

 

Sex is but a dream to

Seventy-and-over,

But a joy proposed un-

-til we start to shave:

Mouth-delight depends on

Virtue in the cook, but

This She guarantees from

Cradle unto grave.

 

Lifted off the potty,

Infants from their mothers

Hear their first impartial

Words of worldly praise:

Hence, to start the morning

With a satisfactory

Dump is a good omen

All our adult days.

 

Revelation came to

Luther in a privy

(Crosswords have been solved there),

Rodin was no fool

When he cast his Thinker,

Cogitating deeply,

Crouched in the position

Of a man at stool.

 

All the arts derive from

This ur-act of making,

Private to the artist:

Makers’ lives are spent

Striving in their chosen

Medium to produce a

De-narcissus-ized en-

During excrement.

 

Freud did not invent the

Constipated miser:

Banks have letter boxes

Built in their façade

Marked For Night Deposits,

Stocks are firm or liquid,

Currencies of nations

Either soft or hard.

 

Global Mother, keep our

Bowels of compassion

Open through our lifetime,

Purge our minds as well:

Grant us a kind ending,

Not a second childhood,

Petulant, weak-sphinctered,

In a cheap hotel.

 

Keep us in our station:

When we get pound-notish,

When we seem about to

Take up Higher Thought,

Send us some deflating

Image like the pained ex-

-pression on a Major

Prophet taken short.

 

(Orthodoxy ought to

Bless our modern plumbing:

Swift and St. Augustine

Lived in centuries

When a stench of sewage

Made a strong debating

Point for Manichees.)

 

Mind and Body run on

Different timetables:

Not until our morning

Visit here can we

Leave the dead concerns of

Yesterday behind us,

Face with all our courage

What is now to be.

[RockHard]

No shit on my dick.

 

...there is absolutely nothing sexy about...a bloated face, morning breath and a possibly funky body.

Unless you love someone, morning breath and an asshole full of gassy shit is a guaranteed limp dick experience. I guess there are a few gay men who think of these things as a fetish. I'm not one.

 

I do have married gay friends where the top doesn't have an issue slamming his barely awakened bottom half. Like I said, when true love exists, all the rules can go out the window.

 

Spontaneous morning sex with a professional? I don't think so. Just because you're paying for a service doesn't mean the service provider should be treated to your shitty asshole. Would you have your doctor perform a rectal exam with a dirty asshole? (I guess some of you would, since paying for the service is all that matters to you.)

 

Some gay customers know how to treat their escorts with tender love and respect. While other men treat their escorts with selfish contempt. I sure know what kind of customer I want to be. When you give love, you often get love. If you give shit, then I would expect shit.

 

Real life is nothing like the movies. An actor is often paid an enormous salary to tolerate another actor's bad breath. And, often, high salaries don't prevent a phone call to the actor's agent with complaints.

[Guest greatness]

hmm

 

Well I think doctors have to perform a rectal exam whether one's ass is clean or not, unless it is a colonoscopy.

 

Would you have your doctor perform a rectal exam with a dirty asshole? (I guess some of you would, since paying for the service is all that matters to you.)

 

[josephga]

I would hope most would have sense enough too clean their ass out if they know they are going in for a a rectal exam. lol

[Guest mineallmine]

One would hope so...but you never know it seems

[leigh.bess.toad]

I would hope most would have sense enough too clean their ass out if they know they are going in for a a rectal exam. lol

 

I hate to say it joseph, but that also might sort of defeat the purpose, depending on what's going on. If it's the annual finger up the ass to check the prostate, the doc is also doing a fecal occult blood test. No fecal, no blood test, no check for blood in stool. Now if it's something more, (colonoscopy for example), the doc will tell you and most will refuse to do it if you haven't followed their instructions TO THE LETTER. Because, I know it's a bad joke, but most GI docs are anal about following their instructions.

 

Just MHO

[RockHard]

Get real.

 

...the doc is also doing a fecal occult blood test.

Doctors rarely, if ever, want fecal samples these days, which is why at-home FOBT tests are available via prescription at your local pharmacy. Even if you're doctor wants to test for Amebiasis, chances are he'll give you a kit to take home so you can handle your own shit. The bottom line: nobody wants to deal with your shit.

 

If you're turning 50, there are other anal tests your doctor will want to do and none of them require the presence of fecal matter.

 

My NYC doctor is gay and he asks his patients; gay, straight, male, female, and transgendered, to come prepared for rectal exams. He realizes that some people don't go anywhere near their assholes no matter what. Some people are so oblivious, you actually have to tell them to clean their ass.