The big question is....

[MiamiLooker]

Will Bristol Palin be wearing panties tonight when she competes on DWTS?

[leigh.bess.toad]

Will Bristol Palin be wearing panties tonight when she competes on DWTS?

 

I hate to ask, but if that's the big question, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE SMALL QUESTION???????

[+ purplekow]

i figure that is they hunt bear they dance bare.

[+ deej]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE SMALL QUESTION???????

 

Will Derek Hough be wearing a jockstrap or just a g-string?

[MiamiLooker]

I hate to ask, but if that's the big question, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE SMALL QUESTION???????

 

Will Florence Henderson lose her upper plate?

[leigh.bess.toad]

I like deej's question better -- and the smaller the better with Derek Hough.

 

I vote g-string?

[+ deej]

I vote g-string?

 

We'll have to watch for strap lines.

[leigh.bess.toad]

We'll have to watch for strap lines.

 

Spray-on tan works wonders, doesn't it???

[+ deej]

Spray-on tan works wonders, doesn't it???

 

I get dibs on operating the spray gun.

[leigh.bess.toad]

I get dibs on operating the spray gun.

 

I don't mind just watching at all. <sigh>

[josephga]

I hope Mike the situation gets sent home first. His dance was horrible too. I don't care that he only had 5 days to rehearse that's his problem

[edjames]

the winners and losers of this season were clearly evient last night. What the f**k was Margaret Cho doing? It wasn't funny and it wasn't pretty! Louis Van Amstel, her partner, should never have allowed her to try and "comic up" her routine. It failed miserably! She is clearly a front runner to go home tonight.

 

Bristol Palin looked clumsy. Mark Ballas, her partner, looks ridiculous with his hair shaved off! He lost serious "cutie" points with that bad hair decision.

 

David Hasslehoff? Looked drunk as a skunk! Can't dance, shouldn't be around for more than a few episodes. Same with Michael Bolton.

 

Florence Henderson? She's been hounding the producers for a slot on the show for a number of years and there was a reason why they never gave her one and she proved it last night!

 

Front runners are Jennifer Grey, Brandy, and the chubby little kid from the Disney TV show I've never heard of or seen! The two sports stars were good but need some work.

 

Ed

[josephga]

I think brandy will win. Said it soon as i learned the lineup

[orbital sander]

Florence Henderson is still alive???

I wonder if she is still a shill for Wesson Oil? Remember Wessonality.....

[gp0560]

There's a brand of toad that secretes a hallucinogenic substance when it gets excited, and licking this toad has become a fad in certain circles. Which raises a couple of questions in my mind, such as, How do you get the toad excited? Give it a tiny marital aid? Will Anheuser-Busch come out with a TV commercial wherein some rugged looking workmen relax by taking some man-sized slurps off a Toad Lite?

 

--- Dave Barry

 

NOW WHO WANTS A LICK OFF THE TOAD??

--- lbt

 

--Leigh and Bess both want to lick Toad.