Blast from the past: Soph in Vegas

[Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg]

What's the matter??

'Aint you got a vase??? LOL

 

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[NYTomcat]

Almost as funny as

 

Do me a favor doc.... look up my ass and tell me if my hats on straight

 

Or

 

" mirror mirror on the door make my organ touch the floor" ... and his legs Got shorter and shorter and shorter.

 

I will never forgetit ya know...

[leigh.bess.toad]

OMFG that is brilliant. Each gag is priceless. "Dont you ever park in my space again." But I think we've got a few people who would be more than happy to park in her space for some unanticipated CBT.

 

Thanks for posting it Duchess.

[NYTomcat]

If you like the Vegas show go back and Netflix the original divine Ms m or clams on the half shell. And be prepared for your sides to ache

[leigh.bess.toad]

If you like the Vegas show go back and Netflix the original divine Ms m or clams on the half shell. And be prepared for your sides to ache

 

She certainly earns her name: Devine. What a magnificent performer.

[NYTomcat]

She certainly earns her name: Devine. What a magnificent performer.

 

Well I have been privileged enough to have a Very forward thinking family. To put it mildly and had the great pleasure of seeing her perform live both at a bath-house at the ripe old age of 8. They snuck me in. I didn't get it at the time and when I was in my early teens to see clams on the half shell live. By then I got it.... and loved it.

 

And to think I've been hiding as a str8 Guy all this time. Lol

[+ purplekow]

Tom, you have said several times you were hiding as a straight guy and I suppose it is true. But almost everything you say here would point toward your hiding really really really poorly. Has anybody been surprised when you told them you were gay? I ask this seriously and not at all in malicious manner. My point is, for those in the closet and those jiggling the handle, I think most people either know or don't care. Was that your experience Tom? Any others care to chime in?

[NYTomcat]

Tom, you have said several times you were hiding as a straight guy and I suppose it is true. But almost everything you say here would point toward your hiding really really really poorly. Has anybody been surprised when you told them you were gay? I ask this seriously and not at all in malicious manner. My point is, for those in the closet and those jiggling the handle, I think most people either know or don't care. Was that your experience Tom? Any others care to chime in?

About 60/40

 

60 % were the no shit response

40% were shocked but of this group only 1 was the "are you sure response "

 

Of course I haven't told anyone who I dont know really really well yet. Given concerns for the kids. Those acquaintance relationships are not privy to the info..... yet.

 

But I must admit I figured alot of people would question my sexuality. But the numbers and who they have been have really surprised me... btw the "are you sure" hasn't spoken to me since. No big loss but surprise. She is a lesbian who liked me as the str8 role model for her son. Oh well

[Okliehomo]

I was in bed last night with my boyfriend, Ernie...

 

He said, "Soph, you got no tits and a tight box."

 

I said to him...... "Ernie...... get off my back."

 

Okie

[+ Tygerscent]

and Soph continued to say: "...and I gotta say, it's starting to hurt. Your dicks too big and you fuck like a dog" Ernie replied: "Hold on... can't hear youuuuuu. I'm flushing"

 

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[NYTomcat]

Ill never forget it ya know...

 

Come on the taco and sausage joke. Ok im the raunchy Guy in the crowd lol

[justaguy]

You want me to do the taco joke? I know just how far I can go. (I can't remember her exact lines, but I remember how she said it. LOL

[NYTomcat]

You want me to do the taco joke? I know just how far I can go. (I can't remember her exact lines, but I remember how she said it. LOL

 

Lol now that I've come out the taco joke just makes me go. Eeewwwwww!!!

You Better not or I might give up taking the "run for the border " lol

 

Oh what the hell go for it.... might help the diet anyway and I love the joke.

[edjames]

Ah yes! Gems! Each and every one of them! Of course, Bette has had these gags in her act for...decades! I saw one of her last shows in Vegas and she was terrific. I first saw her in concert in 1973 in Central Park and yes, I've been to just about every NYC appearance she has ever made with the exceptioon of MSG. Looking forward to seeing what's up next for her.

 

ED