Friday Funnies

[+ Truereview]

I'm not a fan of this guy, but Siri is hysterical in this short vid - "Coming out to Siri"

[+ Gar1eth]

 

TruHart1

 

I don't remember enough about the movie.

 

Gman

[Guest]

I don't remember enough about the movie.

 

Gman

One of the most classic scenes in the movies...

[+ quoththeraven]

More of Steve Dallas' Viagra adventure:

[Kevin Slater]

“Jesus died for your sins,” Tom said crossly.

 

Kevin Slater

Edited September 3, 2016 by Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

 

[AdamSmith]

[Kevin Slater]

“I got a rescue dog,” Tom expounded.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ honcho]

The survivors of soc.motss (some of us oldster's might remember text-based netnews) founded

a facebook group, and somebody posted this charming video:

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1125749984135172

[+ honcho]

And as long as I'm posting videos ... this one is completely different

 

http://www.wimp.com/brass-band-multitasker/

[AdamSmith]

[+ Gar1eth]

I must be a wonderful friend.

 

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/rpuz9geedqa5vv3/File%20Sep%2003%2C%203%2012%2043%20PM.jpeg?dl=0

 

Gman

[gallahadesquire]

You got your revenge on me, that's Watt.

 

Your post set me to re-listening to this Firesign Theatre album for the segment where, in their quest to recover the stolen Zeppo Tube, the protagonists press deep into the jungles of Sumatra to the Temple of Ampere Watt. Cue sounds of sparking & arcing.

 

 

I never heard of this album by Firsesign Theatre. Fascinating, captain!

[gallahadesquire]

Fuck motherfuck shit piss fuck!

 

You get it. I will produce more.

 

1. I thought it was George Carlin
   
2. I thought it was shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
   
3. "Even in a Disney movie you could say, 'Let's snatch that pussy and put it in a box.'"
   

[AdamSmith]

1. I thought it was George Carlin
   
2. I thought it was shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
   
3. "Even in a Disney movie you could say, 'Let's snatch that pussy and put it in a box.'"
   

Yours is the canonical version. I was sloppy.

[+ Truereview]

Three-day weekend, so y'all take care, bitches! And remember...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ppYeJK4ftzo/UirIv22fwOI/AAAAAAAANbM/oGlQruvnll8/s1600/funny-dont-drink-and-drive-witch.jpg

[+ Gar1eth]

 

For comparison

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

[rvwnsd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn-cbsg7Dq8

[+ Gar1eth]

 

Her armpits really grossed me out both back then and now.

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

Her armpits really grossed me out both back then and now.

 

Gman

The skit is a parody of Patti Smith who kinda gave me the creeps, despite me liking her music.

[+ Gar1eth]

The skit is a parody of Patti Smith who kinda gave me the creeps, despite me liking her music.

 

I think I knew that-or at least knew it at the time the skit was first shown.

 

I prefer this Patty Smyth.

 

 

 

 

Gman

[Kevin Slater]

“Would you please hand me that cable?” Tom asked coaxingly.

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

[rvwnsd]