Friday Funnies

[beachboy]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-man-jokes.jpg

It's all a question of your priorities!

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

Sorry!

 

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

 

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[AdamSmith]

 

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[AdamSmith]

 

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[AdamSmith]

http://3.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/75/14/463f836288d75dc7d3e0b7a4eb1d9b38.jpg

[+ Oliver]

Reminds me of one of the lines from (fill in the blank - 'cause I can't think of his name) - "I bought some instant water, but I didn't know what to add."

(He always did his stuff totally deadpan and they were often non-sequiturs.)

[+ Oliver]

At the risk of dating myself, as a kid Clarabell scared the living day lights out of me.... I rest my case!

 

 

"La commedia è finita" indeed!

Would this help to alleviate the problem?

http://67.media.tumblr.com/eb60a8b64ecc65d1700c442929872214/tumblr_obnlazPOvw1s1xx5qo1_1280.jpg

[+ WmClarke]

Reminds me of one of the lines from (fill in the blank - 'cause I can't think of his name) - "I bought some instant water, but I didn't know what to add."

(He always did his stuff totally deadpan and they were often non-sequiturs.)

Was it Steven Wright?

[gallahadesquire]

It's in the Funnies, because the post just before it was about men annoying women with their pissing habits. It just triggered a sequence in my head that I thought was amusing. Sorry that you didn't. I have spent most of my life in households with a plethora of females who have complained bitterly about this issue.

PS I was thinking about toilet seats that don't have lids like one finds in many public restrooms.

Apologies, no attitude intended. I was more pondering the thought.

[+ glennnn]

Honestly, where do you get this stuff? One day quoting William Butler Yeats and the next it's Slut Soup! I remind myself that the Marquis De Sade was also a Renaissance man of wide......experience.

[AdamSmith]

I remind myself that the Marquis De Sade was also a Renaissance man of wide......experience.

Role model!

 

http://siderealist.com/images/marquis-de-sade-05.jpg

[+ glennnn]

Would this help to alleviate the problem?

http://67.media.tumblr.com/eb60a8b64ecc65d1700c442929872214/tumblr_obnlazPOvw1s1xx5qo1_1280.jpg

 

How to turn coulrophobia to coulromania in one easy step. Honk, honk, honk!!!

[+ Oliver]

Was it Steven Wright?

Yes!!! Thank you.

[+ WmClarke]

Yes!!! Thank you.

You are welcome.

[AdamSmith]

How to turn coulrophobia to coulromania in one easy step. Honk, honk, honk!!!

Coulrophilia.

 

[AdamSmith]

[+ nycman]

Coulrophilia.

 

 

I love word nerds...!

[+ glennnn]

I guessed at coulromania, but I stand beside my guess. Pyromania is the love of fire, right? So I insist on coulromania as the love of clowns, but I'll allow coulrophilia, because it sounds more perverted, like pedophilia which should mean the love of feet or people who walk, which just goes to show you that English is a fucked up language with no rules, so don't blame me for coulromania, just go fuck one or three of the clowns in the very tasty photo that started this post, Mr. Smarty Pants, and become a coulromaniac, or coulrophiliac as you prefer!

Edited August 27, 2016 by glennnn

[TruHart1]

 

TruHart1

[Guy Fawkes]

Why do you think they have Urinals?

Here's a quandary. You are going to urinate in a bathroom that will be used by a female next. Do you leave the seat up and listen to the complaints of how inconsiderate it is that men ALWAYS leave the seat up, inconveniencing women, or do you put it back down and risk being accused of pissing through the hole in the seat inconveniencing women? I've been ruminating on this one for nearly six decades.

[TruHart1]

 

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[TruHart1]

 

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