RM Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 A quickie... Well the way I heard that basic joke it involved a catholic priest newly assigned to a parish. He decided to take a walk into town without his collar and was confronted by a woman who asked if he wanted a "quickie only 25 bucks" . Not knowing what it meant he ignored her. Then another woman asked him the same question. Then another!!!! Totally confused he thought to himself, "Hmmm... This must be woman stuff. I'll ask Mother Superior." He rings the convent doorbell and Mother superior comes to the front door. "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?" Her response, "25 bucks. Same price as in town!" Yes, totally tasteless... and the $25 banana price point dates how long it has been since I heard that joke!!! That's how I heard it, too, long ago. whipped guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 LMMFAO!!! http://media.galaxant.com/000/150/330/dqgc0vpgif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 This was always my favorite... http://www.slinkycity.com/img/fartmachine.jpeg In fact I have two! I got one with three different fart sounds, then they put out one with five. Which of course I had to have. + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 This was always my favorite... http://www.slinkycity.com/img/fartmachine.jpeg In fact I have two! I got one with three different fart sounds, then they put out one with five. Which of course I had to have. After your colonoscopy prep they're probably unnecessary at This particular point in time. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 After your colonoscopy prep they're probably unnecessary at This particular point in time. ROFLMAO ...literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 ROFLMAO ...literally Well, I don't know if I'd call that sound laughing ... TruHart1, Kevin Slater and AdamSmith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 + honcho and + WmClarke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 though many have seen this, every year or so I like to trot out this classic....... + pitman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 + pitman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFCSvqsqFA bigvalboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ bigvalboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water. + Oliver and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water. AdamSmith and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 AdamSmith, beachboy, Zman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 bigvalboy, AdamSmith, + Oliver and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Now WHO could that be about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Now WHO could that be about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Oliver Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water. Sort of like Steven Wright - "I bought some instant water, but I didn't know what to add." Zman and bigvalboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 (edited) "I'm gonna commit harakiri," Tom said gutlessly. Kevin Slater Edited April 10, 2017 by Kevin Slater MsGuy, TruHart1, beachboy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Oliver Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse", Tom said voraciously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 + WmClarke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 + WmClarke, BabyBoomer, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170417_a20599-690.jpg “I yearn for human isolation.” beachboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170417_a20727-690.jpg “How could you just walk out on me like this? And, by the way, ‘nit-picking’ has a hyphen.” + Oliver, rvwnsd, BabyBoomer and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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