Friday Funnies

[RM]

A quickie...

 

Well the way I heard that basic joke it involved a catholic priest newly assigned to a parish. He decided to take a walk into town without his collar and was confronted by a woman who asked if he wanted a "quickie only 25 bucks" . Not knowing what it meant he ignored her. Then another woman asked him the same question. Then another!!!! Totally confused he thought to himself, "Hmmm... This must be woman stuff. I'll ask Mother Superior." He rings the convent doorbell and Mother superior comes to the front door. "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?" Her response, "25 bucks. Same price as in town!"

 

Yes, totally tasteless... and the $25 banana price point dates how long it has been since I heard that joke!!!

That's how I heard it, too, long ago.

[Nvr2Thick]

[AdamSmith]

LMMFAO!!!

 

http://media.galaxant.com/000/150/330/dqgc0vpgif

[AdamSmith]

This was always my favorite...

 

http://www.slinkycity.com/img/fartmachine.jpeg

In fact I have two! I got one with three different fart sounds, then they put out one with five.

 

Which of course I had to have.

[Larstrup]

This was always my favorite...

 

http://www.slinkycity.com/img/fartmachine.jpeg

In fact I have two! I got one with three different fart sounds, then they put out one with five.

 

Which of course I had to have.

 

After your colonoscopy prep they're probably unnecessary at This particular point in time.

[AdamSmith]

After your colonoscopy prep they're probably unnecessary at This particular point in time.

ROFLMAO

 

...literally

[gallahadesquire]

ROFLMAO

 

...literally

 

Well, I don't know if I'd call that sound laughing ...

[Larstrup]

[+ azdr0710]

though many have seen this, every year or so I like to trot out this classic.......

 

[+ azdr0710]

[+ azdr0710]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFCSvqsqFA

[+ azdr0710]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ

[RM]

Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water.

[RM]

Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water.

[mike carey]

[mike carey]

[AdamSmith]

Now WHO could that be about?

[AdamSmith]

Now WHO could that be about?

[+ Oliver]

Long ago I would visit LA once in a while. I had my radio on KFI. One show late at night had interviews about the most outrageous,usually politically incorrect subjects. The host was actually the guest too. People would call in and argue with the guest. It was hilarious. One time the guest was the man who invented dehydrated water.

Sort of like Steven Wright - "I bought some instant water, but I didn't know what to add."

[Kevin Slater]

"I'm gonna commit harakiri," Tom said gutlessly.

 

Kevin Slater

Edited April 10, 2017 by Kevin Slater

[+ Oliver]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse", Tom said voraciously.

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170417_a20599-690.jpg

“I yearn for human isolation.”

[AdamSmith]

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170417_a20727-690.jpg

“How could you just walk out on me like this? And, by the way, ‘nit-picking’ has a hyphen.”