Friday Funnies

[TruHart1]

"Elvis is dead," said Tom expressly.

 

TruHart1

[Guest]

[AdamSmith]

[+ WmClarke]

http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpszakhmepg.jpeg

[+ Truereview]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nDYgJFDqlO4/Tw4CTFAMBEI/AAAAAAAAE-o/zLsVtNV9b-4/s1600/HigherConsciousnessJoke.15104502_std.gif

[+ Truereview]

[+ Truereview]

[+ Gar1eth]

 

Now I'm itching.

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

Now I'm itching.

 

Gman

You got a wiener too? better have it checked.

[AdamSmith]

You got a wiener too? better have it checked.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WZ7dM_6DYfo/TG1VBIT8AzI/AAAAAAAAAsM/uQtFWHHVrv0/s1600/Weiner+grimace.jpg

[AdamSmith]

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/How_to_tell_if_your_dog_is_involvecd_in_a_Sex_Scandal.jpg

 

(This should go in Political Funnies but for relevance to the preceding 2 posts. )

[rvwnsd]

You got a wiener too? better have it checked.

Not to mention your uvula.

 

[+ Gar1eth]

Not to mention your uvula.

 

 

It'll behoove ya....(I didn't even have to watch the clip;))

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

Not to mention your uvula.

 

Wahahahahahahaha...

http://rs279.pbsrc.com/albums/kk143/faeini1/uvula.gif~c200

[+ Gar1eth]

I know what I want for my birthday!!

 

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/y44jtvvmin27uqj/File%20Sep%2006%2C%201%2037%2027%20PM.png?dl=0

 

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

It'll behoove ya....(I didn't even have to watch the clip;))

 

Gman

I can only find the clip on paysites. I intend to download it, but can't post a link 'cuz you would need to pay for it.

 

As I recall, the original "uvula" gag was on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. The NBC censors bleeped it, he pointed out that it wasn't what they thought it was, and so he would use the word at every opportunity. That's probably why NBC's website does not have that SNK sketch.

[TruHart1]

"I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window," Tom said painfully.

 

TruHart1

[gallahadesquire]

"Seventeen? Didn't you mean sixteen?" asked Tom, unaccountably.

[rvwnsd]

[rvwnsd]

[rvwnsd]

[+ Oliver]

“This floor needs to be refinished.” Tom said abrasively.

[+ Oliver]

“I should have preheated the oven.” Tom said warmly.

[+ Oliver]

“I believe He will help.” Tom said faithfully.

[rvwnsd]

"This is my fifth cock today," Tom said succinctly.