AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 + Keith30309, + Gar1eth and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 TruHart1 sincitymix, + quoththeraven, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Emailed to me by my 89 year old Uncle. some new emoticons.... These basic emoticons are used often in message means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass Gman + José Soplanucas, AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 It's always the shy ones, isn't it? Gman AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (Next time you require an ultimate all-purpose non sequitur epithet... ) *smh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Mesa not like this one! Actually I do... TruHart1, + honcho and AdamSmith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 *smh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. http://www.toonpool.com/user/4873/files/mahatma_gandhi_1180195.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED13/4fd2c048d71ed.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (Next time you require an ultimate all-purpose non sequitur epithet... ) I might be going out on a limb here. But as BVB often says, I think YMMV as to how much use you get out of this. Gman + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" http://www.dpughphoto.com/images/termites%20eno%20river%20state%20park%20cox%20mountain%20102107.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I might be going out on a limb here. But as BVB often says, I think YMMV as to how much use you get out of this. Gman Possibly I was simply stirred to lust by the notion of anchovies possessing such appurtenances. + quoththeraven and + Gar1eth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Zman, + quoththeraven, AdamSmith and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I like puns. That said, *groan* Also, some required more thought to figure out than the typical pun. Two thumbs up for that! + honcho, mike carey, TruHart1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 + quoththeraven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/omgleafs/Vintage/BlatzBeer.jpg + quoththeraven, bigvalboy, TruHart1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 + Gar1eth and bigvalboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 That said, *groan* Also, some required more thought to figure out than the typical pun. Two thumbs up for that! And the more fun when a pun only works at a second level in writing. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Oliver Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Keep the puns coming - luv 'em! + quoththeraven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 + Oliver, + Gar1eth, + quoththeraven and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/im-currently-out-of-the-office-and-can-be-reached-by-waiting-until-i-get-back-2ece5.png + Gar1eth, + quoththeraven, TruHart1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 BabyBoomer, + glennnn, bigvalboy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Both had me falling out of my chair...Hilarious AS. AdamSmith, geminibear and + Oliver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/im-currently-out-of-the-office-and-can-be-reached-by-waiting-until-i-get-back-2ece5.png Some people, especially in management, need to learn this. AdamSmith and mike carey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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