AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 + quoththeraven, + Gar1eth and + Keith30309 3
TruHart1 Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 TruHart1 + quoththeraven, AdamSmith, sincitymix and 1 other 4
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Emailed to me by my 89 year old Uncle. some new emoticons.... These basic emoticons are used often in message means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass Gman AdamSmith, + quoththeraven and + José Soplanucas 3
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 It's always the shy ones, isn't it? Gman AdamSmith 1
+ quoththeraven Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 (Next time you require an ultimate all-purpose non sequitur epithet... ) *smh*
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Mesa not like this one! Actually I do... TruHart1, AdamSmith and + honcho 3
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. http://www.toonpool.com/user/4873/files/mahatma_gandhi_1180195.jpg
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED13/4fd2c048d71ed.jpeg
+ Gar1eth Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 (Next time you require an ultimate all-purpose non sequitur epithet... ) I might be going out on a limb here. But as BVB often says, I think YMMV as to how much use you get out of this. Gman AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 2
Guest Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" http://www.dpughphoto.com/images/termites%20eno%20river%20state%20park%20cox%20mountain%20102107.JPG
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 I might be going out on a limb here. But as BVB often says, I think YMMV as to how much use you get out of this. Gman Possibly I was simply stirred to lust by the notion of anchovies possessing such appurtenances. + quoththeraven and + Gar1eth 2
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Zman, + honcho, + José Soplanucas and 3 others 6
+ quoththeraven Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 I like puns. That said, *groan* Also, some required more thought to figure out than the typical pun. Two thumbs up for that! + honcho, TruHart1, AdamSmith and 2 others 5
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/omgleafs/Vintage/BlatzBeer.jpg + quoththeraven, bigvalboy, MsGuy and 1 other 4
mike carey Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 That said, *groan* Also, some required more thought to figure out than the typical pun. Two thumbs up for that! And the more fun when a pun only works at a second level in writing. AdamSmith 1
+ Oliver Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Keep the puns coming - luv 'em! + quoththeraven 1
AdamSmith Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 + quoththeraven, + Oliver, bigvalboy and 1 other 4
AdamSmith Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/im-currently-out-of-the-office-and-can-be-reached-by-waiting-until-i-get-back-2ece5.png + Oliver, TruHart1, + Gar1eth and 2 others 5
bigvalboy Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Both had me falling out of my chair...Hilarious AS. geminibear, AdamSmith and + Oliver 3
+ quoththeraven Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/im-currently-out-of-the-office-and-can-be-reached-by-waiting-until-i-get-back-2ece5.png Some people, especially in management, need to learn this. AdamSmith and mike carey 2
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