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Stand clear of the closing doors...

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A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

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At the risk of dampening the humor, I was astonished to find out that the classical guitar students at the local

state university at which I'm pursing a post-bac degree in music, actually do put a spot of vaseline on the top

of their instruments (which can be a few kilo-$) and dab the fretting fingers in it to eliminate squeaks . . .

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