+ MasssageGuy Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 I can relate to this one! AdamSmith 1
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/15259/40_2008/Testicle_Cookbook.xlarger.jpg http://www.popsugar.com/food/Serbian-Chef-Releases-All-Testicle-Cookbook-2171151
geminibear Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 AdamSmith, + quoththeraven, TruHart1 and 1 other 4
+ honcho Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Did I ever tell my favorite "kids" joke? Q: What does a 400 lb canary say? A: (In your slowest, most menacing, deepest bass voice) Here, Kittty, Kitty, -H- -E- -R- -E - - -K- - - -I- - - -T- - - -T- - - -Y- - ! [i had to use dashes instead of spaces in the last two words to spread it out, since the forum software seems to suppress multiple spaces.... anybody have any clues about entering unpadable spaces?
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Now that's just evil, Starbucks! TruHart1 http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tawZWMv.gif Zman, + DERRIK and + MasssageGuy 3
+ azdr0710 Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians JohnGerman, TruHart1, AdamSmith and 1 other 4
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 bigvalboy, + quoththeraven, TruHart1 and 2 others 5
MsGuy Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 Kitty, kitty, kitty... AdamSmith, + honcho and + quoththeraven 3
+ azdr0710 Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 News Bloopers!.....always a hilarious topic..... the reporter's smile at about 6:27 is nice....and the story that starts at 6:34 is hilarious.....all are great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ AdamSmith and bigvalboy 2
JohnGerman Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians Here is another version, though it might be a bit outdated now considering China's rise: In Heaven, you live in a British house, have a Chinese cook, make American money, and have a Japanese wife In Hell, you live in a Japanese house, have a British cook, make Chinese money, and have an American wife + azdr0710 1
+ glennnn Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians One of my most favorite quips!!!!
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 + quoththeraven, TruHart1, Zman and 1 other 4
Kevin Slater Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/462315.png Kevin Slater + quoththeraven, Zman, + sam.fitzpatrick and 1 other 4
bigvalboy Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 News Bloopers!.....always a hilarious topic..... the reporter's smile at about 6:27 is nice....and the story that starts at 6:34 is hilarious.....all are great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ Can't stop laughing...excellent azdr. "I know the vacuum cleaner man, he's seen my tits...it's true it's true, I'm not here to lie to you" (Welcome to my world)
+ MasssageGuy Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 I can't Bear it.... Huge Bear Surprises Crew... Mayhem ensues... The bear "bares" all.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA geminibear 1
Kevin Slater Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 Kevin Slater + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 2
sincitymix Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 Kevin Slater omg lol.. I see so many of these "translation errors" in japan and s. korea lol AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 2
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 No doubt we all know somebody who would love this for Christmas. + quoththeraven, craigville beach and bigvalboy 3
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6923/1261/1600/555789/a21.jpg + quoththeraven and Zman 2
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6923/1261/1600/492045/a14.jpg + quoththeraven, + MasssageGuy, + honcho and 2 others 5
bigvalboy Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 http://funnyshit.com.au/img/santa.jpg Too much? AdamSmith, + glennnn and Zman 3
AdamSmith Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Kevin Slater http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-1.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-2.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-10.jpg + quoththeraven 1
+ quoththeraven Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-1.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-2.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-10.jpg I have a small collection of photos of Chinglish signs from my daughter's trip to China with a school group. Grammar is much simplified in Mandarin compared to English, which leads to these howlers; it's usually impossible to translate Mandarin into English literally and have it be grammatically correct English at the same time. It's also possible one or more of these signs is in Japanese. The titke of Japanese heavy metal group Dir en grey's song "Ryoujoku no ame" is usually translated "Rain of Rape" but a better translation would be "Relentless Rain." AdamSmith 1
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