+ MasssageGuy Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I can relate to this one! AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Oliver Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 It is!!! bigvalboy and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/15259/40_2008/Testicle_Cookbook.xlarger.jpg http://www.popsugar.com/food/Serbian-Chef-Releases-All-Testicle-Cookbook-2171151 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 + honcho, + quoththeraven, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ honcho Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Did I ever tell my favorite "kids" joke? Q: What does a 400 lb canary say? A: (In your slowest, most menacing, deepest bass voice) Here, Kittty, Kitty, -H- -E- -R- -E - - -K- - - -I- - - -T- - - -T- - - -Y- - ! [i had to use dashes instead of spaces in the last two words to spread it out, since the forum software seems to suppress multiple spaces.... anybody have any clues about entering unpadable spaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Now that's just evil, Starbucks! TruHart1 http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tawZWMv.gif + DERRIK, + MasssageGuy and Zman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians AdamSmith, geminibear, TruHart1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 + honcho, BabyBoomer, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsGuy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Kitty, kitty, kitty... + honcho, AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 News Bloopers!.....always a hilarious topic..... the reporter's smile at about 6:27 is nice....and the story that starts at 6:34 is hilarious.....all are great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ AdamSmith and bigvalboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGerman Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians Here is another version, though it might be a bit outdated now considering China's rise: In Heaven, you live in a British house, have a Chinese cook, make American money, and have a Japanese wife In Hell, you live in a Japanese house, have a British cook, make Chinese money, and have an American wife + azdr0710 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I may've posted this before, but don't have time to go back thru 67 pages..... In Heaven, all the British are cops, the French are cooks, the Germans are engineers, the Italians are lovers, and it's all run by the Swiss In Hell, all the British are cooks, the French are engineers, the Germans are cops, the Swiss are lovers, and it's all run by the Italians One of my most favorite quips!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 TruHart1, Zman, + honcho and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/462315.png Kevin Slater Zman, + sam.fitzpatrick, TruHart1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 News Bloopers!.....always a hilarious topic..... the reporter's smile at about 6:27 is nice....and the story that starts at 6:34 is hilarious.....all are great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wozTHxykDwQ Can't stop laughing...excellent azdr. "I know the vacuum cleaner man, he's seen my tits...it's true it's true, I'm not here to lie to you" (Welcome to my world) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MasssageGuy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I can't Bear it.... Huge Bear Surprises Crew... Mayhem ensues... The bear "bares" all.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA geminibear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Kevin Slater AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincitymix Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Kevin Slater omg lol.. I see so many of these "translation errors" in japan and s. korea lol + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 No doubt we all know somebody who would love this for Christmas. bigvalboy, + quoththeraven and craigville beach 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6923/1261/1600/555789/a21.jpg Zman and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6923/1261/1600/492045/a14.jpg bigvalboy, + honcho, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 http://funnyshit.com.au/img/santa.jpg Too much? AdamSmith, + glennnn and Zman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Kevin Slater http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-1.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-2.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-10.jpg + quoththeraven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-1.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-2.jpg http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails/funny-chinese-sign-translation-fails-10.jpg I have a small collection of photos of Chinglish signs from my daughter's trip to China with a school group. Grammar is much simplified in Mandarin compared to English, which leads to these howlers; it's usually impossible to translate Mandarin into English literally and have it be grammatically correct English at the same time. It's also possible one or more of these signs is in Japanese. The titke of Japanese heavy metal group Dir en grey's song "Ryoujoku no ame" is usually translated "Rain of Rape" but a better translation would be "Relentless Rain." AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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