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UM's Jake Butt named Big Ten's tight end of the year

Ok, let's review that. The tight end of the year is named Jake Butt. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/LOL_flag-2.gif

 

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/2015/12/01/ums-jake-butt-named-big-tens-te-year/76636534/

 

Jimmy Fallon worked this into his monologue. Sample joke: Jake Butt was going to celebrate but he was too pooped.

https://t.co/XFfjk91arc

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UM's Jake Butt named Big Ten's tight end of the year

Ok, let's review that. The tight end of the year is named Jake Butt. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/LOL_flag-2.gif

 

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/2015/12/01/ums-jake-butt-named-big-tens-te-year/76636534/

 

Jimmy Fallon worked this into his monologue. Sample joke: Jake Butt was going to celebrate but he was too pooped.

https://t.co/XFfjk91arc

hope he has a nice butt too :D

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Ah, Santa Monica...

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I'm amazed to read that Tom Lehrer is still alive! Years active 1945–71

Thomas Andrew Lehrer (/ˈlɛr.ər/; born April 9, 1928) is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He has lectured on mathematics and musical theater. He is best known for the pithy, humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and '60s.

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I wouldn't be surprised if there was a fetish for sticking lights up ones ass:p I am afraid to check, as the last time I did I was horrified to learn a certain fetish did exist. :eek:

1. Candy Cane

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/10/59/563ca3fcf35a39a3fbf45189fa99c92d-please-dont-stick-stuff-up-your-butt-18-insane-x-rays.jpg

 

Source: craigboyce

 

2. iPod

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/81/73/362512cd556af37dbbaaeaba71daa7a8.jpg

 

Source: dailycaller

 

3. Sunglasses

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Source: thetwistgossip

 

4. Glass Bottle

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/28/61/8290e7746ed0e4a4a9dc075f83d305ae.jpg

 

Source: Huffington Post

 

5. A Vibrator AND Salad Tongs

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Source: emedicine

 

6. Peanut Butter Jar

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/10/81/d37c73fd5fea0c09f0bede5c960cef8b.jpg

 

Source: researchonmedical

 

7. Flashlight

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/39/53/01638ca1777f33cda35fbed9329292b2.jpg

 

Source: oddee

 

8. Cellphone (that was actually ringing)

http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/51/34/c8e6afa9b3ccc029aa2fe7f3ec23ae07.jpg

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6959407/please-dont-stick-stuff-up-your-butt-16-strange-x-rays-of-things-people-have-put-up-there

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