+ honcho Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 What does a 400 pound canary say? (Now recite in your deepest, slowest most menacing basso profundo ...: ) Here, kitty, kitty, ........... HERE ................ kitty ..... bigvalboy and AdamSmith 2
AdamSmith Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 http://www.gaiaboutiqueclub.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/barbie1.jpg http://www.studiousbison.com/media/2012/05/228868_10100534301656999_839698_59031471_1519839_n-copy.jpg http://www.theblogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/Office-Slut-Barbie.jpg http://drgeek.diaryland.com/images/bdsm_barbie.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zA0OHDAXPU8/hqdefault.jpg http://fineartamerica.com/images-simple-print/images-medium/barbie-you-slut-barbie-ken-slut-chuck-oliva.jpg + quoththeraven, bigvalboy and geminibear 3
bigvalboy Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zA0OHDAXPU8/hqdefault.jpg Now we're talkin.... AdamSmith, geminibear and + quoththeraven 3
AdamSmith Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 Couple years later... ...either this... http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg ...or this! + Keith30309, bigvalboy and + Truereview 3
Guy Fawkes Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 mike carey, Rod Hagen, Zman and 2 others 5
AdamSmith Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 geminibear, bigvalboy, Rod Hagen and 2 others 5
AdamSmith Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 + WmClarke, geminibear, + quoththeraven and 3 others 6
Moondance Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 WHAT THE SIGN SAID ... 1 (Burlington, NC) http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-03.jpg 2 http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-14.jpg 3 http://kinseyconfidential.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Totally-Erected2.jpg 4 (Wexford, Ireland) http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-17.jpg AdamSmith, geminibear and + quoththeraven 3
AdamSmith Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp Rod Hagen, geminibear, + honcho and 1 other 4
+ Truereview Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 Thanks, Asmith...perfect clip for my transatlantic flight tomorrow AdamSmith 1
gallahadesquire Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 Any species with a tongue will do. The Cat's tongut rasps a bit much. It irritates the hemarroids. MsGuy and AdamSmith 2
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 Apt pairing? bigvalboy, + quoththeraven, + honcho and 1 other 4
+ glennnn Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp I'll get busy on it right away. I'm thinking something chic in leather with a tasteful cluster of rhinestones. I think solid white (white leather is underrepresented in fashion today) and, of course black for evening wear. We can transition to animal prints next spring, don't you think? AdamSmith 1
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) I'll get busy on it right away. I'm thinking something chic in leather with a tasteful cluster of rhinestones. I suppose to just take over Cardinal Law's biretta directly would be too much of a giveaway. http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2011/11/21/1321935667_9349/300h.jpg Edited November 9, 2015 by AdamSmith MsGuy and bigvalboy 2
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 http://www.notable-quotes.com/c/johnny_carson_quote_2.jpg
bigvalboy Posted November 9, 2015 Posted November 9, 2015 "I'm putting you in charge of the holiday party" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqeFOrxt8zc AdamSmith 1
Guest Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 I heard this one in the office today... Donald Trump is going up an elevator to his penthouse suite, alone until this beautiful woman enters the elevator on the way up. As the elevator is heading back up towards his penthouse suite, she pulls the emergency brake and tells him "Oh, Donald, you're so handsome, rich, and powerful! Pull down your pants--I'm going to give you the best blow job ever!". The Donald responds, quizzingly "Well, what's in it for me?" I feel a song coming on....
+ Gar1eth Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 Personally, I don't see what the fuss is all about. Gman AdamSmith, craigville beach, + WmClarke and 2 others 5
AdamSmith Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YfE0Ignj2p8/UB4BqOEyCDI/AAAAAAAABcI/303tx2-rrQI/s1600/Ich_Liebe_Dich.png MsGuy, Rod Hagen, TruHart1 and 1 other 4
TruHart1 Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 So typical: TruHart1 AdamSmith, + glennnn, MsGuy and 2 others 5
AdamSmith Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YfE0Ignj2p8/UB4BqOEyCDI/AAAAAAAABcI/303tx2-rrQI/s1600/Ich_Liebe_Dich.png http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/271/657/bdf.jpg http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwpeaqmlL1qilgofo1_400.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gPjULSi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/44PlJkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/EOhQP7c.jpg + Truereview and Zman 2
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