+ honcho Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 What does a 400 pound canary say? (Now recite in your deepest, slowest most menacing basso profundo ...: ) Here, kitty, kitty, ........... HERE ................ kitty ..... bigvalboy and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 http://www.gaiaboutiqueclub.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/barbie1.jpg http://www.studiousbison.com/media/2012/05/228868_10100534301656999_839698_59031471_1519839_n-copy.jpg http://www.theblogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/Office-Slut-Barbie.jpg http://drgeek.diaryland.com/images/bdsm_barbie.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zA0OHDAXPU8/hqdefault.jpg http://fineartamerica.com/images-simple-print/images-medium/barbie-you-slut-barbie-ken-slut-chuck-oliva.jpg + quoththeraven, bigvalboy and geminibear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zA0OHDAXPU8/hqdefault.jpg Now we're talkin.... geminibear, + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Couple years later... ...either this... http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg ...or this! + Keith30309, + Truereview and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Fawkes Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 mike carey, Zman, AdamSmith and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 geminibear, Rod Hagen, + Keith30309 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 TruHart1, bigvalboy, + sam.fitzpatrick and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Zman, craigville beach, + honcho and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 WHAT THE SIGN SAID ... 1 (Burlington, NC) http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-03.jpg 2 http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-14.jpg 3 http://kinseyconfidential.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Totally-Erected2.jpg 4 (Wexford, Ireland) http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/top-20-most-funny-storefront-signs/funny-storefront-sign-17.jpg + quoththeraven, AdamSmith and geminibear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp Rod Hagen, geminibear, + honcho and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Rod Hagen, + Truereview and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Thanks, Asmith...perfect clip for my transatlantic flight tomorrow AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Any species with a tongue will do. The Cat's tongut rasps a bit much. It irritates the hemarroids. MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Apt pairing? + honcho, geminibear, bigvalboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 geminibear and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp I'll get busy on it right away. I'm thinking something chic in leather with a tasteful cluster of rhinestones. I think solid white (white leather is underrepresented in fashion today) and, of course black for evening wear. We can transition to animal prints next spring, don't you think? AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) I'll get busy on it right away. I'm thinking something chic in leather with a tasteful cluster of rhinestones. I suppose to just take over Cardinal Law's biretta directly would be too much of a giveaway. http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2011/11/21/1321935667_9349/300h.jpg Edited November 9, 2015 by AdamSmith bigvalboy and MsGuy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 http://www.notable-quotes.com/c/johnny_carson_quote_2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 "I'm putting you in charge of the holiday party" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqeFOrxt8zc AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I heard this one in the office today... Donald Trump is going up an elevator to his penthouse suite, alone until this beautiful woman enters the elevator on the way up. As the elevator is heading back up towards his penthouse suite, she pulls the emergency brake and tells him "Oh, Donald, you're so handsome, rich, and powerful! Pull down your pants--I'm going to give you the best blow job ever!". The Donald responds, quizzingly "Well, what's in it for me?" I feel a song coming on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Personally, I don't see what the fuss is all about. Gman mike carey, AdamSmith, craigville beach and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YfE0Ignj2p8/UB4BqOEyCDI/AAAAAAAABcI/303tx2-rrQI/s1600/Ich_Liebe_Dich.png + Gar1eth, TruHart1, MsGuy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 So typical: TruHart1 + Gar1eth, + glennnn, MsGuy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YfE0Ignj2p8/UB4BqOEyCDI/AAAAAAAABcI/303tx2-rrQI/s1600/Ich_Liebe_Dich.png http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/271/657/bdf.jpg http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwpeaqmlL1qilgofo1_400.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gPjULSi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/44PlJkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/EOhQP7c.jpg + Truereview and Zman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 geminibear, + Truereview and Rod Hagen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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