AdamSmith Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Not Friday; not sure it's funny. Nonetheless... 68-year-old traveled across country for sex with horse: cops By Todd Venezia New York Post July 14, 2015 | 12:04pm Michael Crawford Photo: Reuters Michael Crawford was nabbed in a “To Catch a Predator”-style sting, when a sheriff’s deputy lured him to Phoenix by pretending to be a horse owner ready to fulfill his equine-sex fantasy. The eager 68-year-old — who told cops he has been traveling the country since the 1970s looking for horse sex — flew to the meeting last Friday. He was taken to a ranch by an undercover officer and introduced to two horses, one of which he chose to have sex with, a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department spokesman said Monday. Crawford was busted on felony bestiality charges. “Perversion has reached a new level,” Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a statement. It was the eighth arrest for bestiality made by sheriff’s deputies in the past five years, his office said. http://nypost.com/2015/07/14/68-year-old-travelled-across-country-for-sex-with-horse-cops/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Not Friday; not sure it's funny. Nonetheless... 68-year-old traveled across country for sex with horse: cops By Todd Venezia New York Post July 14, 2015 | 12:04pm Michael Crawford Photo: Reuters Michael Crawford was nabbed in a “To Catch a Predator”-style sting, when a sheriff’s deputy lured him to Phoenix by pretending to be a horse owner ready to fulfill his equine-sex fantasy. The eager 68-year-old — who told cops he has been traveling the country since the 1970s looking for horse sex — flew to the meeting last Friday. He was taken to a ranch by an undercover officer and introduced to two horses, one of which he chose to have sex with, a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department spokesman said Monday. Crawford was busted on felony bestiality charges. “Perversion has reached a new level,” Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a statement. It was the eighth arrest for bestiality made by sheriff’s deputies in the past five years, his office said. http://nypost.com/2015/07/14/68-year-old-travelled-across-country-for-sex-with-horse-cops/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow He should have come to Texas. Bestiality was decriminalized in 1974. Gman AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 He should have come to Texas. Bestiality was decriminalized in 1974. Gman And a minority on the Supreme Court is worried about gay marriage? It says something when bestiality is not criminalized, but sodomy is. (Lawrence v. Texas) Those are some strange priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Just Remember: Australia: Where the Men are Men, the Women are Scarce, and the Sheep are Nervous! (apologies in advance) + quoththeraven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 “Perversion has reached a new level,” Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a statement. It was the eighth arrest for bestiality made by sheriff’s deputies in the past five years, his office said. "In newly released details of the incident Sheriff Arpaio revealed that the horse in question had illegally crossed the border from Mexico with the intent to rape the fillies and ponies of Maricopa County. Donald Trump's Gulfstream jet was last reported screaming toward Arizona for a mid-morning press conference. " Thank god that Sheriff Arpaio is keeping the deserts of Arizona safe for fine, upstanding secessionists. bigvalboy, AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. bigvalboy, MsGuy and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. EXCELLANT observation. Let me go get my Uzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Zman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis. TruHart1 BabyBoomer, bigvalboy, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I am kind of curious if Lysol would work as well for guys as a butt cleaner ("kills germs and eliminates odors!") as it works as a douche for the ladies!!? TruHart1 AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincitymix Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 wait.. douching with Lysol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Aardvaark Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Feeling ill?? Perhaps you need to see the good Doctor Juma... http://i.rwpic.com/images/djf720/doctor.jpg bigvalboy and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 wait.. douching with Lysol? Exactly my response. I'm not spraying Lysol anywhere near my unprotected ladybits. AdamSmith and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Dirty old Tom Eliot has a bit in 'The Waste Land': Oh the moon shone bright on Mrs Porter And on her daughter They wash their feet in soda water His source however was a bawdy song featuring the one-syllable ladybits word in place of 'feet.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Dirty old Tom Eliot has a bit in 'The Waste Land': His source however was a bawdy song featuring the one-syllable ladybits word in place of 'feet.' Is it Oprah's "va-jay-jay"? Wait - more than one syllable. At least I've forever altered the trajectory of gynophobe and gynophile trivia by reducing the degrees of separation of T. S. Eliot and Oprah to one. My place in history is secure. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) See also: Old Possum's treasury of smutty verse TS Eliot's secret bawdy side is revealed in newly published poems http://www.independent.co.uk/news/old-possums-treasury-of-smutty-verse-1311139.html And of course the homosexual come-on smack dab in the middle of 'The Waste Land': Under the brown fog of a winter noon Mr. Eugenides, the Smyrna merchant Unshaven, with a pocket full of currants C.i.f. London: documents at sight, Asked me in demotic French To luncheon at the Cannon Street Hotel Followed by a weekend at the Metropole. Edited July 20, 2015 by AdamSmith bigvalboy and + Keith30309 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Kids today think Fleetwood Mac is a vintage computer. Kevin Slater + quoththeraven, TruHart1, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Miss Piggy Covers Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money” http://www.newnownext.com/miss-piggy-gives-us-life-while-covering-rihannas-bitch-better-have-my-money/07/2015/ Kevin Slater AdamSmith, bigvalboy, + honcho and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Getting a jump on Friday. bigvalboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 craigville beach and + WmClarke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gallahadesquire Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I saw this posted in a Gay Geeks section of facebook: What comes to mind when you hear Meryl Streep? I think it's a regular, intransitive verb, but I'm not sure. I can't find it online. I was trying to remember the proper grammatical term for running verbs through their cases, i.e., I streep We streep You streep Y'all streep He / she /it streeps They streep but I can't. + WmClarke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 bigvalboy, + honcho, MsGuy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/classicalartmemes?fref=photo + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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