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Lets have some fun with this post..I am sure most of you have seen the "Seinfeld" show "The Contest" were the 4 of them made a bet that whomever Masturbated first would be eliminated by the honor system..Remember Kramer was first.. slammed his money on the table and said I am out.. It was hysterical..I don't even remember who won..Was it Elaine or did she lose it to JFK jr.

 

Anyway for those who want to play all you need to do is respond with I'm in.... The deadline is Monday(19) night at 8:00pm. After that we are on the honor system. If you find out that you have done the Dirty Deed..than post and say I'm Out..[/b/ Also who and what was your weakness.

 

 

Was it some guy at the gym.. or few hours after an escort experience..or the hott set of buns standing in front of you at the Dunkin Donuts counter..or Roddy on BB or... well you get the point.

 

If you come close let us know that too. "The Contest" runs thru to Sat(24) ....

 

The winners will be inducted into the "Strokers" Hall of Fame

 

The results will be announced at the Grammys on Sunday..oops I mean posted on Sunday(25th).

 

[h1]Let The Games Begin[/h1]

 

If for some reason it looks at thought most of you are able to control yourselves...I reserve the right to extend the contest a week

}>

 

Elaine...where are you????

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I'm IN; but it won't be fair; I'm now on meds that have totally destroyed my sex drive; I suspect it might be weeks before I have an orgasism again. Do you really want to compete with that? :)

Posted

No Way Mr Munroe and Houston...

 

Thats way too easy.. You can wait till Monday(19) 8:01pm to check out but then you have to explain in Naughty Details why :*

Posted

I'm Out.....

 

Well I was out yesterday...

 

The Hunky conductor on my train whos' dick was bulging in his pants did me in last night..

 

He knew he was hot..He was walking back and forth and I couldn't help but watch those volley ball butt cheeks bob up and down in his tight uniform.

 

He saw me looking and I really think he took a few extra strolls for me. I was the best 45min train ride of my life. I couldn't wait to get home. Italian..muscle arms..hotttt.

 

Looks like we might have a few winners...Good Luck

Posted

RE: I'm Out.....

 

I'm in...

 

and George won. There was a reference in a subsequent episode where George made a crack "i won a contest."

 

now, maybe u can help me out with a bit of seinfeld trivia. in one of the episodes jerry goes with someone to newman's apartment and kramer is there. somebody is with jerry and newman says "does your girlfriend have to be here?" and jerry replies "does yours?" referring to kramer.

 

here's the question: who was with jerry? a girl he was dating, elaine or george?

 

"not that there's anything wrong with it!"

Posted

RE: I'm Out.....

 

Hey Dan...as most people here know I am huge fan of that show..

I am not certain..but I believe it was George who was with Jerry..

 

Maybe La Munroe might have a clue..

 

 

 

Elaine where are you...???

 

 

Do you want a Christmas card...? Do you want a Christmas card.......?Here..... There is your Christmas card....

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RE: I'm Out.....

 

>Hey Dan...as most people here know I am huge fan of that

>show..

>I am not certain..but I believe it was George who was with

>Jerry..

>

 

 

Thanx, G!

 

BTW, I'm still Master of My Domain!

 

Fireman: How do u live with yourself?

George: It's not easy?

Posted

Congrats...

 

Looks like I am the the loser in my own contest:'(

 

Congrats to all the winners..May I one day grow to have the tolerance of you all;-)

Posted

RE: Congrats...

 

>Looks like I am the the loser in my own contest:'(

>

>Congrats to all the winners..May I one day grow to have the

>tolerance of you all;-)

 

actually, i kind of lost it last night (sunday). sorry i forgot to post

 

jerry: "i thought you'd hold out til spring. what happened?"

elaine: "john f. kennedy, junior!"

Guest Thunderbuns
Posted

At the risk of offending everybody who has posted to this thread, may I go on record as saying it is the dumbest, most stupid thread I have ever seen posted on any internet site.

 

It isn't even funny!

 

And some people tell me I should get a life?????????????

 

Thunderbuns

Posted

Thunderbuns...actually there was one even worse...It was the ".........If..........." thread that I started late last year which had to do with an Island and all..:) It got pretty brutal here...I lost my right nut in that one...

 

 

For the record......I have never told you to get a life.

Guest Thunderbuns
Posted

>

>Thunderbuns...actually there was one even worse...It was the

>".........If..........." thread that I started late last

>year which had to do with an Island and all..:) It got

>pretty brutal here...I lost my right nut in that one...

>

>

>For the record......I have never told you to get a life.

 

I know that my dear - you are not the "people" I was referring to.

 

Thunderbuns

Posted

>At the risk of offending everybody who has posted to this

>thread, may I go on record as saying it is the dumbest, most

>stupid thread I have ever seen posted on any internet site.

>

>It isn't even funny!

>

>And some people tell me I should get a life?????????????

>

>Thunderbuns

 

 

"Who is this Thunderbuns? And why does he feel a need to make fun of this thread? What's up with that?"

 

Lighten up dude. It was just a thread about nothing. ;)

Guest Thunderbuns
Posted

>It was just a thread about nothing. ;)

 

You sure as fuck got that right!, oh Danny boy.

 

Thunderbuns

Posted

>>It was just a thread about nothing. ;)

>

>You sure as fuck got that right!, oh Danny boy.

>

>Thunderbuns

 

"ROFL"...When Jerry Seinfeld was asked what his TV show was about, he would reply "it's about NOTHING"...That was the whole point of this thread, IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT NOTHING! Get it?:p

Guest Thunderbuns
Posted

>"ROFL"...When Jerry Seinfeld was asked what his TV show was

>about, he would reply "it's about NOTHING"...That was the

>whole point of this thread, IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT

>NOTHING! Get it?:p

 

Oh - now I get it - NOT

I don't think Godiva will be chosen to write the scripts for the "Return of Seinfeld"

 

But what the hey - I've been wrong before :-)

 

Thunderbuns

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RE: I'm Out.....

 

>Hey Dan...as most people here know I am huge fan of that

>show..

>I am not certain..but I believe it was George who was with

>Jerry..

>

Turns out that the episode in question was on the other night and of course I missed it! My friend told me the situation was that Newman actually had a hot babe with him when Jerry and Kramer came down to his apartment. JERRY was the one that asked "Does your girlfriend have to be here?" and Newman shot back "Does yours?" referring to Kramer.

 

"Get out!" - Elaine

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